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Farang · 04-03-2010, 09:50 PM

My loony gf used to do me in my sleep. I wonder if this practice common?

Jdoughs · 04-03-2010, 09:52 PM

It's funny, everyone will say "cool" or "man, must be nice"

If you were a girl posting this it would be "man he must have been creepy" or "that's rape".

Farang · 04-03-2010, 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Jdoughs

"that's rape"

Never thought about it this way... The bitch has been raping me!!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 04-03-2010, 10:14 PM

way back when i was first moved out, my roomie went out and picked up some big fat girl with a big fat friend.

so the only way he can get his fat girl home is to bring both fat girls home with him and try to pawn one off on me. too bad, i'm asleep. so at whatever point he takes his fat girl to bed her fat friend must have got bored, because i wake up in the middle of the night to some fatty i've never seen before sucking my dick.

people might think "oh cool, a random blowjob, sweet" it wasn't really, it was a little bit fucking creepy. I got up, got dressed, and went for a walk and a smoke.

after she finished blowing me at least...

BIGTYMER · 04-03-2010, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Jdoughs

It's funny, everyone will say "cool" or "man, must be nice"

If you were a girl posting this it would be "man he must have been creepy" or "that's rape".

Haha! Right on man. I wish my chick raped me when I was sleeping..

ErectMedia · 04-03-2010, 10:34 PM

was dating a hairstylist, she was at the bar I was sleeping as I had to go to work in the morning at the time. Woke up to the cell phone and she says what are you doing. I tell her fuckin sleeping it's 3 am. She says can I come over. I'm like yeah I'll unlock the door and go back to sleep just come in. Wake up to my cock in her mouth then she rides me and the whole time I'm basically half asleep even after my cock went in her mouth as I'm fuckin exhausted. Then she bends over and says "Fuck me in my ass" after that I woke up like a mother fucker and tore that shit up. Should have never broke up with her as she was super freaky.

The Porn Nerd · 04-03-2010, 10:38 PM

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Chosen · 04-03-2010, 10:42 PM

Three words?

dougeetx · 04-03-2010, 11:11 PM

My ex-gf Aida used to rape me! She'd take it out while I'm sleeping and use it. Gosh! I'm glad I'm not the only one that was molested. I should've expected it, though. She was Philippina. Should I say more? LBFM!!!

Chosen · 04-03-2010, 11:48 PM

What is LBFM?

Farang · 04-03-2010, 11:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Chosen

What is LBFM?

Lady Boy Fucked Me

Darrah · 04-04-2010, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Farang

Have you ever been fucked while you sleep?

If he ever tried, he'd be a dead man. Mark my words.

Darkhorse · 04-04-2010, 04:05 AM

I'm to much of a light sleeper for that lol, my gf used to give me head while she thought I was sleeing lol..

Slick · 04-04-2010, 05:33 AM

Hell, every time you want to fuck, just pretend your sleeping

DamnGoodRatio · 04-04-2010, 09:28 AM

My buddy used to claim he fucked his wife and she never woke up. I said "Yeah Right" he taped it and showed it to me. Then he told her he showed me. Damn did she kick the shit out of him for that... LOL ... But he was right she never woke up . . . Don't know whqat that says about his style but she was HOT as Hell . . .

martinsc · 04-04-2010, 09:30 AM

yup, my wife raped me a few times in my sleep.....

ArsewithClass · 04-04-2010, 09:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Farang

My loony gf used to do me in my sleep. I wonder if this practice common?

My wife woke myself with a blowjob, I can say it was the greatest aawkening I have ever had. lol... we also have fallen asleep while she was under the covers giving my cock a blowjob. I awoke wondering where she was, then looked under the covers, we got up & went clubbing at 5 in the morning. This was also very good

L-Pink · 04-04-2010, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

Dude I love you but three words:

Seek Help.

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Manowar · 04-04-2010, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ArsewithClass

My wife woke myself with a blowjob, I can say it was the greatest aawkening I have ever had. lol... we also have fallen asleep while she was under the covers giving my cock a blowjob. I awoke wondering where she was, then looked under the covers, we got up & went clubbing at 5 in the morning. This was also very good

sounds pretty freaky

Vendzilla · 04-04-2010, 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Chosen

What is LBFM?

Little Brown Fucking Machine
in the Navy we called the LBRPFM's
Little Brown Rice Powered Fucking Machines

BSleazy · 04-04-2010, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Farang

My loony gf used to do me in my sleep. I wonder if this practice common?

Dam that must suck that your girlfriend fucked u in the ass with her strap on while you were sleeping. I wouldn't be mentioning something like that

Spunky · 04-04-2010, 10:42 AM

I hate being treated like a piece of meat

the Shemp · 04-04-2010, 11:10 AM

at my age. im happy if i wake up in the morning...

gonzojoh · 04-04-2010, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp

at my age. im happy if i wake up in the morning...

This is too cool a reply

Poindexterity · 04-04-2010, 11:31 AM

i am a US citizen.
every single night of my life.

CaptainHowdy · 04-04-2010, 11:56 AM

Rather than erotic that sounds like fiction in my case...

Ladyboy King · 04-04-2010, 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

Little Brown Fucking Machine

in the Navy we called the LBRPFM's

Little Brown Rice Powered Fucking Machines

I'll never understand you military guys.

Wouldn't it have been 1000 times easier to say, Asian Whores?

Or Filipina Whores, Thai Whores, Cambodian Whores, Lao Whores, and so on. Why make it longer than it has to be? The problem with the military stems from this right here. Everything is harder than it should be. Why say "LBRPFM" when you can just say Asian Whore? Why spend $500 on a hammer when you can get one for $20?

andrej_NDC · 04-04-2010, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Darrah

If he ever tried, he'd be a dead man. Mark my words.

Why so prude?

geedub · 04-04-2010, 05:31 PM

hookers usually like to do that kind of stuff

BIGTYMER · 04-04-2010, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by the Shemp

at my age. im happy if i wake up in the morning...

IllTestYourGirls · 04-04-2010, 05:46 PM

Well I am to light of a sleeper to get fucked, but have been awoken with a blowjob many times.

fatfoo · 04-04-2010, 05:52 PM

I read a law case about a sleep walker who raped a woman at night. He was released without any punishment, because the lawyer said the man was sleep-walking / not conscious when he commited the rape at night.

StrokeKing · 04-04-2010, 06:26 PM

well i did experience that also. but only a blowjob.

Farang · 04-04-2010, 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by BCyber

Dam that must suck that your girlfriend fucked u in the ass with her strap on while you were sleeping. I wouldn't be mentioning something like that

Shut your mouth homo.

Darrah · 04-04-2010, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

I read a law case about a sleep walker who raped a woman at night. He was released without any punishment, because the lawyer said the man was sleep-walking / not conscious when he commited the rape at night.

Yeah, and the moon is made out of cheese too. And his lawyer is paid to be as asshole and say whatever he can think of to get the rapist cleared.

$5 submissions · 04-04-2010, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

after she finished blowing me at least...

This is the key part!

hypedough · 04-05-2010, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdoughs

It's funny, everyone will say "cool" or "man, must be nice"

If you were a girl posting this it would be "man he must have been creepy" or "that's rape".

A total double-standard. Unless you've been a couple for a while and the girl asks for it

CaptainHowdy · 04-05-2010, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

I read a law case about a sleep walker who raped a woman at night. He was released without any punishment, because the lawyer said the man was sleep-walking / not conscious when he commited the rape at night.

Bastard

!

Holly · 04-05-2010, 08:02 AM

Yes.

It's called being married.

seeandsee · 04-05-2010, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Farang

My loony gf used to do me in my sleep. I wonder if this practice common?

lucky bastard

CaptainHowdy · 04-05-2010, 08:43 AM

I forgot to mention, the only thing that got fucked while I was sleeping was the hosting account bandwidth.

brentbacardi · 04-05-2010, 09:21 AM

I do my gf while shes sleeping but she always wakes up no matter how gentle I may do it or passed out she may be... so hmm I guess I haven't really.

96ukssob · 04-05-2010, 09:38 AM

although this seems pretty fun, it can be pretty creepy/scary

ShellyCrash · 04-05-2010, 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

I forgot to mention, the only thing that got fucked while I was sleeping was the hosting account bandwidth.

MetaMan · 04-05-2010, 09:48 AM

Yep with an old girlfriend, but we were both freaks and gave each other permission to do whatever we want whenever.

i was drunk passed out and i guess she noticed i popped one and so she hopped on and didnt let me know until the morning.

ArsewithClass · 04-05-2010, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

sounds pretty freaky

Which part was freaky? The awakening with a blowjob or her falling asleep giving a blowjob?

Stallion · 04-05-2010, 11:41 AM

No unfortunately I haven't.

Roby · 04-05-2010, 11:46 AM

some times it happened

CDSmith · 04-05-2010, 12:49 PM

It's called "morning sex"

first one to wake up gets it started. Waiting for the other person to wake up negates the the whole premise of morning sex.

Best way to wake up ever.

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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	way back when i was first moved out, my roomie went out and picked up some big fat girl with a big fat friend. so the only way he can get his fat girl home is to bring both fat girls home with him and try to pawn one off on me. too bad, i'm asleep. so at whatever point he takes his fat girl to bed her fat friend must have got bored, because i wake up in the middle of the night to some fatty i've never seen before sucking my dick. people might think "oh cool, a random blowjob, sweet" it wasn't really, it was a little bit fucking creepy. I got up, got dressed, and went for a walk and a smoke. after she finished blowing me at least... Last edited by Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life; 04-03-2010 at 10:15 PM..

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