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smutnut · 04-08-2010, 02:11 PM

Seriously I'm so bored lately, I'm been trying to think of what to do and I'm thinking of trying to find some freaky job. What's the freakiest job you've ever done or thought of doing? Not lamest. Like I've already been an film extra and all that shit. And I'm not sure I want to be a personal ball washer like Lewis Black was talking about,

but just curious what's out there to try that could lead somewhere!

Sly · 04-08-2010, 02:14 PM

Knocking on psycho's doors asking them to fill out a census. Now that is freaky!

ProG · 04-08-2010, 02:14 PM

Proctologist

L-Pink · 04-08-2010, 02:14 PM

You should consider being a gay urinal.

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DEA - banned for life · 04-08-2010, 02:17 PM

go get a job in an old age home ;)

smutnut · 04-08-2010, 02:28 PM

LOL, awful suggestions. Those are desperation jobs.

Lets say you don't need a job, but would do something that might not pay great to start out but you would enjoy it.

For instance, I might take a job sniffing Angelina Jollie's panties to check for cleansliness for free. Something like that

L-Pink · 04-08-2010, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

LOL, awful suggestions. Those are desperation jobs.

Lets say you don't need a job, but would do something that might not pay great to start out but you would enjoy it.

Like I said earlier .........

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Sly · 04-08-2010, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

LOL, awful suggestions. Those are desperation jobs.

Lets say you don't need a job, but would do something that might not pay great to start out but you would enjoy it.

For instance, I might take a job sniffing Angelina Jollie's panties to check for cleansliness for free. Something like that

How would we know what you would enjoy doing? Think of something you like, go do it. It's that simple.

smutnut · 04-08-2010, 02:31 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

You should consider being a gay urinal.

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Don't you have to be gay to be a urinal unless you're a chick? Or unless checks are going to start backing into them? I mean it's like that whole gay homosexual faggot thing. You don't need two of the three descriptive words, right?

fatfoo · 04-08-2010, 02:36 PM

Working in the sewage underground. You might even run into a half-man half-turtle.

Quagmire · 04-08-2010, 02:40 PM

fluffer at an all-guy bukkake porn shoot.

HomerSimpson · 04-08-2010, 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire

fluffer at an all-guy bukkake porn shoot.

LOL

Mike Honcho · 04-08-2010, 07:17 PM

I would like to suck the snot out of a black mans nose until his head caved in, does that work?

Spunky · 04-08-2010, 08:41 PM

Piss boy at Oktoberfest.he walks around with a bucket for the Germans to piss in

CYF · 04-08-2010, 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

Working in the sewage underground. You might even run into a half-man half-turtle.

jackknoff · 04-08-2010, 09:54 PM

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smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	What's the Freakiest Job You can Think of doing Seriously I'm so bored lately, I'm been trying to think of what to do and I'm thinking of trying to find some freaky job. What's the freakiest job you've ever done or thought of doing? Not lamest. Like I've already been an film extra and all that shit. And I'm not sure I want to be a personal ball washer like Lewis Black was talking about, but just curious what's out there to try that could lead somewhere!

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smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	LOL, awful suggestions. Those are desperation jobs. Lets say you don't need a job, but would do something that might not pay great to start out but you would enjoy it. For instance, I might take a job sniffing Angelina Jollie's panties to check for cleansliness for free. Something like that

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