11 year old girl missing in Florida swamp FOUND! - GoFuckYourself.com

justinsain · 04-13-2010, 08:16 AM

Just a few miles from my house in an area I frequently ride my bike and walk my dog an 11 year old girl went missing last friday afternoon. Nadia Bloom had parked her bike, took off her helmet and just started walking into the swamp.

She is mildly autistic and it was speculated that because she had been reading a book about a young girl that goes on adventures in her backyard and decided to go on her own adventure.

After five days in the alligator infested swamp she was found alive in remarkable good shape with nothing more serious than bug bites. At this moment she is still being carried out of the swamp.

What is really going to be interesting is she had just received a new camera and had the ability to take pictures and video which she took with her. If she had the presence to document her own " adventure " with such a happy ending it has best seller written all over it

You can follow the breaking story here

http://www.wesh.com/news/23134261/de...08270104132010

USS Clownpenis · 04-13-2010, 08:33 AM

My god, a best seller for getting lost in the woods.

Only in America would this shit sell.

"Hurr Durr, I got lost in da woods, but I took pictures on my 3000$ SLR Candon Rebel! YAY ME!"

grumpy · 04-13-2010, 08:49 AM

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Originally Posted by USS Clownpenis

My god, a best seller for getting lost in the woods.

Only in America would this shit sell.

"Hurr Durr, I got lost in da woods, but I took pictures on my 3000$ SLR Candon Rebel! YAY ME!"

you are an idiot

TheDA · 04-13-2010, 11:37 AM

Good news at least

The Porn Nerd · 04-13-2010, 01:36 PM

YAY! Have a friend in Florida who told me about this earlier, it's all over the news down there. So many times you hear the worst so thank God she was found. Poor baby, hope she's gonna be okay - four DAYS stuck in a swamp!! Wowza. Just imagine the mosquito bites....shudder.

bronco67 · 04-13-2010, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by USS Clownpenis

My god, a best seller for getting lost in the woods.

Only in America would this shit sell.

"Hurr Durr, I got lost in da woods, but I took pictures on my 3000$ SLR Candon Rebel! YAY ME!"

You don't even realize that the majority of autistic people are smarter than most of us, and definitely smarter than you.

GatorB · 04-13-2010, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by USS Clownpenis

My god, a best seller for getting lost in the woods.

Only in America would this shit sell.

"Hurr Durr, I got lost in da woods, but I took pictures on my 3000$ SLR Candon Rebel! YAY ME!"

There's a difference between an autistic person and a retarded person. An autistic person just kind of ignores the world. Kind of like how women ignore you.

just a punk · 04-13-2010, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by grumpy

you are an idiot

Yes he is.

minddust · 04-13-2010, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by USS Clownpenis

I'm an asshole.

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Originally Posted by grumpy

you are an idiot

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Originally Posted by bronco67

You don't even realize that the majority of autistic people are smarter than most of us, and definitely smarter than you.

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Originally Posted by cyberxxx

Yes he is.

DateDoc · 04-13-2010, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by grumpy

you are an idiot

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Originally Posted by bronco67

You don't even realize that the majority of autistic people are smarter than most of us, and definitely smarter than you.

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Originally Posted by GatorB

There's a difference between an autistic person and a retarded person. An autistic person just kind of ignores the world. Kind of like how women ignore you.

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Originally Posted by cyberxxx

Yes he is.

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Originally Posted by minddust

SpongeBub · 04-13-2010, 04:11 PM

What is with all this "autism" nowadays? When I was growing up, it was called "kid needs a good belt whippin", not they have a "disease". Seriously, these days any behavior problem and the kid is diagnosed autistic. I think 90% of it is hooey and the other 10% is people trying to get money out of the government for their "autistic" kid.

seeandsee · 04-13-2010, 04:13 PM

just passing here

04-13-2010, 08:16 AM	#1
justinsain Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 3,374	11 year old girl missing in Florida swamp FOUND! Just a few miles from my house in an area I frequently ride my bike and walk my dog an 11 year old girl went missing last friday afternoon. Nadia Bloom had parked her bike, took off her helmet and just started walking into the swamp. She is mildly autistic and it was speculated that because she had been reading a book about a young girl that goes on adventures in her backyard and decided to go on her own adventure. After five days in the alligator infested swamp she was found alive in remarkable good shape with nothing more serious than bug bites. At this moment she is still being carried out of the swamp. What is really going to be interesting is she had just received a new camera and had the ability to take pictures and video which she took with her. If she had the presence to document her own " adventure " with such a happy ending it has best seller written all over it You can follow the breaking story here http://www.wesh.com/news/23134261/de...08270104132010

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USS Clownpenis So Fucking Banned Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: FL Posts: 132	My god, a best seller for getting lost in the woods. Only in America would this shit sell. "Hurr Durr, I got lost in da woods, but I took pictures on my 3000$ SLR Candon Rebel! YAY ME!"

04-13-2010, 11:37 AM	#4
TheDA Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 4,665	Good news at least

04-13-2010, 04:11 PM	#11
SpongeBub Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 470	What is with all this "autism" nowadays? When I was growing up, it was called "kid needs a good belt whippin", not they have a "disease". Seriously, these days any behavior problem and the kid is diagnosed autistic. I think 90% of it is hooey and the other 10% is people trying to get money out of the government for their "autistic" kid.