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04-14-2010, 08:57 PM
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What do da bible say about a woman touching a man's penis?
It says that their hands should be amputated. This only applies to wives though and apparently only in the context of breaking up a fight. God says!
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04-14-2010, 08:59 PM
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Choice is an Illusion
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it says have an apple on the house, and see sig.
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04-14-2010, 09:02 PM
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Yep. If you pull me away from a fight by the penis you better believe amputation is the best possible outcome for you.
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04-14-2010, 09:03 PM
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Wow no wonder I've never read the bible, I read that shit 10 times and I still can't figure out what the fuck is going on.
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04-14-2010, 09:06 PM
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04-14-2010, 09:07 PM
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04-14-2010, 09:44 PM
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sounds like the bible was written by lawyers.
jebediah, but whateth the wifey puts his secrets into her moutheth, without use of her hands? off with her head for giving head
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