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Old 04-30-2010, 07:14 AM   #1
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IN a Sichuan hospital, China, a man has died after an eel was inserted up his anus.

The eel entered the rectum and chewed away his bowels. The man, aged 59, worked as a chef. When opened up, medic found as 50cm long Asian swamp eel lodged in his rectum. The eel was dead.

Reports are that the man claimed to have ?eaten a lot of eel the previous day?.

Later, friends of the dead man claimed they had inserted the eel when the victim has been out cold from drink. It was a joke.
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Old 04-30-2010, 07:17 AM   #2
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Old 04-30-2010, 07:21 AM   #3
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Old 04-30-2010, 07:27 AM   #4
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Old 04-30-2010, 03:44 PM   #7
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IN a Sichuan hospital, China, a man has died after an eel was inserted up his anus.

The eel entered the rectum and chewed away his bowels. The man, aged 59, worked as a chef. When opened up, medic found as 50cm long Asian swamp eel lodged in his rectum. The eel was dead.

Reports are that the man claimed to have ?eaten a lot of eel the previous day?.

Later, friends of the dead man claimed they had inserted the eel when the victim has been out cold from drink. It was a joke.
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I got sick and I was in pritty bad shape for 2+ years and by the time I got back into things the sites were dead or expired. Now I run a few non-adult sites, a few tube sites, a few paysites and a few other porn related sites. No ebony site though.
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Old 04-30-2010, 06:48 PM   #9
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I got sick and I was in pritty bad shape for 2+ years and by the time I got back into things the sites were dead or expired. Now I run a few non-adult sites, a few tube sites, a few paysites and a few other porn related sites. No ebony site though.
glad to hear your back in good health man
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Old 04-30-2010, 07:18 PM   #11
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