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What would you do for money??? True story inside..
Just got off of the phone with a close friend. This guy is a pretty smart guy. I respect his opinion and i respect his intelligence. And i know money is tight with him right now.
So he asked me: What do you know about clinical trials? I said that i know you get paid for people to trying shit out on you. I asked why are you asking me? He then proceeded to tell me: If i let them cut off the tip of my finger and re-attach it, they will pay me 10k. Then he tells me: There is another one that will pay me 50K if i let them stop my heart for 60 seconds and then revive me. WTF??? I thought that my friend has lost his mind. But then i started contemplating the stopped heart thing=50K. hmmmm??? I wouldn't feel it. It wouldn't hurt. I would be up 50k. Then i thought to myself.... WTF am i thinking!!! This was a real phone call 15 minutes ago... Any thoughts?
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lol I'd let them stop my hear for 50k. As long as it doesn't void my life insurance why not. We all gotta go at some point. I'd make sure I have a smile on my face when the put me under so at least I'd die with a smile on my face..lol
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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. You really do want to keep the doctor away.
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That's insane,playing with your heart like that
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Maybe i should broker this out. at %15 per heart stop, per 50k. lol This is funny shit, but it is very real and very true. I should make an affiliate program for this shit.lol
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that's a fucking idea!!!
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Sounds illegal
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Is he going to get a tattoo on his forehead too.
There are better ways to make money, how much does one need if they get to that point to survive.
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Nope. For medical purposes. for advancing medicine.
May be illegal if i brokered the deals or made an affiliate program.lol
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10k to cut my finger off and re-attach? wtf lol
where do you even find these clinical trials
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Up until recent years I would have done the heart stop thing for free.
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Sup dawg?
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Sure, I'd let them stop my heart for $50k. Where do I sign up? haha
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turn this shit up
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wow... for money???????
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Heart stop. NO WAY . . . when I go I want to be looking up into the eyes of an 18 year old as she feels me cum and go at the same time, Now that is what they call recycling . . .
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I'd suck any cock for 10 bucks.
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that shit is crazy i wouldnt be a test rat for any amount of money
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id suck my cock for 10 bucks. i dont know i could bend over that far though. Wait did i just say i have a small cock? im just joshin ya its 10 inches long i use it as a belt.
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what is the chance of them not bringing you back to life?
I'm pretty surprised an inteligent guy would want to risk his life for 50K...
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After the re-attaching your finger doesn`t work still you got 19 left to play with, but have only one heart. Still think about it!(but 50k is 50k anyway)
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man that's crazy shit
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Your health is a lot more important than a bit of quick money. That $50k won't go far at all if the trial fucks you up.
I was offered to be in the trial for something that I'm now having an infusion of every 2 weeks and being in the trial would have got me on it 2+ years earlier than I did but I still wouldn't go back in time and say yes to the trial. As an approved drug I still have to have it administered under supervision and have adrenalin handy as other people have had an anaphylactic reaction to it. Seeing as stuff that is passed fit for use is still potentially deadly fuck being a guinea pig. |
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A freakin' legend!
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Let me make sure I understand this.. you'd try to make some quick cash to improve your life, by potentially ending your life?
Makes no sense.. It makes as much sense as 'hope and change' or trying to spend your way out of being broke.
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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I bet that Kung Fu dude wouldve let em choke him out for that heart stop rush
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! For sure. Use that belt in the closet ninja style.lol
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Do Fun Shit.
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I'll stick to the day job... lol
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no fucking way would I do that
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Being in a clinical trial is not for everyone
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And what if they "can't" restart your heart? I bet they put you to sleep and take out all your organs and sell them for $200k.
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I would do the pinkie thing to be honest. The heart thing has to be higher digits, and that's strictly to help family.
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i would sell my brother for $1M...
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No way are they gonna stop my heart for $50k but Ill let them cut of my penis and attach a bigger one for $1k
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Fuck it I would do it. But I would have conditions like if they couldn't reattach my finger I would get compensated more than the original amount and if they killed me stopping my heart they again would have to compensate my kids a hefty amount.
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the heart stop thing is intriguing on the "whats on the other side level" but i wouldn't trust any fucking doctor to revive me. who knows they might "fail" on purpose to harvest your organs...alot more valuable.
but on the 10k pinky deal i have to say "Scalpel!"
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ANY doctor would lose their license for flat lining or even doing a paper based on research involving flat lining someone intentionally, not to mention go to jail, wouldn't matter how much 'research' was involved.. It's the US not Germany in the 40's... Just because you consent to it doesn't make it fucking legal... (kivorkian?)
Not only would your life insurance be void, you would probably be considered uninsurable if they ever got wind of you attempting stuff like that, which they always seem to find out eventually anyway when claims are involved.
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The flatlining appeal for me isn't really the money but the quest for knowledge.
Now I'm older, more settled, my life isn't just about me anymore. But when I was single, if its in the hospital, you know they can bring you back. They stop people's hearts for surgery and pop them back all the time. I would have done it. I've spent my childhood hooked on unsolved mysteries. Everyone talks about white lights, tunnels, out of body experiences.. I got none of that shit. I guess maybe there's my answer. |
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When my heart stopped, *I* paid *them* about 50k to get it going.
When I almost lost the tip of my left index finger, again I paid them to fix it. Are they doing this just to piss me off? lmao!
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I can see it now Docs: "Hey, remember that Tom guy who paid us $50k to start his heart up and more $ to fix his finger?? well, lets piss him off and offer to PAY people to do exactly what we did to him.. I think it would be a fucking riot! We'll laugh about it for years." hahaha
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Let's do some business!
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When I die they can do whatever they want with my body. Until then, they'll need to find someone else to play with.
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