Does Sheryl Crow Really Wipe Her Ass With One Sheet Of Toilet Paper? - GoFuckYourself.com

smutnut · 05-03-2010, 12:23 PM

I remember she wanted to save the environment by wiping her ass with one sheet of toilet paper and got offended cause Dick Cheney didn't want her to touch him at some event (can't blame the evil cocksucker for this one thing

). Anyway, I don't know the whole story but can't imagine her getting a lot of oral sex after this statement if it was true LOL

BSleazy · 05-03-2010, 12:25 PM

thats pretty funny.

David! · 05-03-2010, 12:26 PM

Maybe she has a bidet?

ProG · 05-03-2010, 12:26 PM

Maybe she uses the wet wipes

CDSmith · 05-03-2010, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Anyway, I don't know the whole story but can't imagine her getting a lot of oral sex after this statement if it was true LOL

I volunteer to get down and publicly lick her front-to-back to disprove that statement.

smutnut · 05-03-2010, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I volunteer to get down and publicly lick her front-to-back to disprove that statement.

Before you commit just make sure you're not getting her mixed up with Fiona Apple or someone who knows about toilet paper!

CIVMatt · 05-03-2010, 12:40 PM

you only need one wet wipe

IllTestYourGirls · 05-03-2010, 12:41 PM

Yeah I remember that too. She said some crazy shit like everyone should only use three pieces of toilet paper.

kristin · 05-03-2010, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls

Yeah I remember that too. She said some crazy shit like everyone should only use three pieces of toilet paper.

I'd be fucked. I'm an over-user. I admit it.

smutnut · 05-03-2010, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin

I'd be fucked. I'm an over-user. I admit it.

Yeah, I like to get really in there myself. I mean I even stuff a plug in there if I don't think I wiped enough! That's how meticulous I am!

smutnut · 05-03-2010, 01:01 PM

I think she needs that "BIG OLE BRUSH MACHINE THAT COMES DOWN HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD!~"

d-null · 05-03-2010, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by MCO_David

Maybe she has a bidet?

that's what I was thinking too, who builds a celebrity mansion or multi million dollar condo without putting a bidet in it?

SomeCreep · 05-03-2010, 01:02 PM

she uses 1 sheet and 4 four fingers. Her fingers probably clean up most of her shit. Then all she has to do is wash her hands.

AmeliaG · 05-03-2010, 01:03 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I volunteer to get down and publicly lick her front-to-back to disprove that statement.

Just doing your part for the environment

Jarmusch · 05-03-2010, 01:04 PM

I could never pull that off.

I can go through only one baby wipe though.

garce · 05-03-2010, 01:08 PM

Just the thought of using one sheet makes me nauseous. Then again, I like habaneros and beer.

IllTestYourGirls · 05-03-2010, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MCO_David

Maybe she has a bidet?

Well thats not really saving the environment then. Water is a harder resource to replace than trees (which are farmed) and most toilet paper is recycled (I think).

David! · 05-03-2010, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by d-null

that's what I was thinking too, who builds a celebrity mansion or multi million dollar condo without putting a bidet in it?

But then instead of wasting paper, she would be wasting water soiled with soap and more ?

dyna mo · 05-03-2010, 01:16 PM

can you spare a square?

CDSmith · 05-03-2010, 01:19 PM

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Originally Posted by AmeliaG

Just doing your part for the environment

Hey, just purely for research purposes, how many squares of paper do YOU use?

CaptainHowdy · 05-03-2010, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by MCO_David

Maybe she has a bidet?

Bidets will save the world...

NaughtyVisions · 05-03-2010, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

can you spare a square?

CyberHustler · 05-03-2010, 01:31 PM

Jarmusch · 05-03-2010, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by NanoBot

No skidmarks there.

smutnut · 05-03-2010, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

No skidmarks there.

that's cause she ain't got her shit off yet. Wait until she introduces you to the hersey highway! LOL

Robbie · 05-03-2010, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

Does Sheryl Crow Really Wipe Her Ass With One Sheet Of Toilet Paper?

Yes, but keep in mind that she doesn't eat a whole lot and like most hot women has never defecated in her life. Only nasty people do "number two"

So one sheet is more than enough for her.

GrouchyAdmin · 05-03-2010, 01:47 PM

Every smear is a windy turd.. wipe a little bit faster..

smutnut · 05-03-2010, 01:48 PM

Now, I'm convinced she is the nastiest 'HELEN OF TROY THAT EVER LIVED' What in God's name did the real Helen do?

, but I'm serious!

CDSmith · 05-03-2010, 01:48 PM

I bet her butterhole tasts like milk duds.

:D

smutnut · 05-03-2010, 01:54 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I bet her butterhole tasts like milk duds.

:D

Well, you let me know!

If she even has the class to let you get that close!

Use this thread in your proposal. I can use the traffic!

L-Pink · 05-03-2010, 01:56 PM

She's very into conservation/doing with less .... that's why she was fucking a guy with just one nut.

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NaughtyVisions · 05-03-2010, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

No skidmarks there.

That's because that was the photoshopped version. I found the original:

smutnut · 05-03-2010, 02:28 PM

Who would go down on that?!
I'm disgusted!

SpongeBub · 05-03-2010, 02:35 PM

She could use my tongue as her toilet paper any day! Yumm.

MrBottomTooth · 05-03-2010, 02:37 PM

There's been times I've used a quarter roll at a time. rum and coke shits come out like black glue sometimes.

smutnut · 05-03-2010, 02:38 PM

That is so disgusting!
I would shove my tongue up Megan Fox's ass and eat the peanuts and corn niblets and what not?, but this is no Megan Fox!

CDSmith · 05-03-2010, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

If she even has the class to let you get that close!

I've actually been that close to her already. Well, not THAT close, but close like face to face close. Very interesting story actually. I've already posted it long ago in an old thread but maybe one day I'll take the time and retype it all out again.

Anyway the day I ran into her she smelled as fresh as a daisy. I stand by my earlier comments. :D

Persius · 05-03-2010, 02:50 PM

Why doesn't she just install this on her toilet then

smutnut · 05-03-2010, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

I've actually been that close to her already. Well, not THAT close, but close like face to face close. Very interesting story actually. I've already posted it long ago in an old thread but maybe one day I'll take the time and retype it all out again.

Anyway the day I ran into her she smelled as fresh as a daisy. I stand by my earlier comments. :D

She must be lying then

\
I'll bet she's using that environmentally harzardous clean my cunt bullshit!

AND PROBABLY AND EXTRA DOSAGE SINCE THE NEWS LEAKED OUT LOL!

CDSmith · 05-03-2010, 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by smutnut

I'll bet she's using that environmentally harzardous clean my cunt bullshit!

Now now let's not be crude. This isn't a Megan Fox thread. :D

smutnut · 05-03-2010, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Now now let's not be crude. This isn't a Megan Fox thread. :D

I have to respect her a little. Here she is with Eric Clapton

I hope he brought the ass wipe LOL!@

dyna mo · 05-03-2010, 03:03 PM

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smutnut · 05-03-2010, 03:06 PM

I just want her to wipe her ass friskly. I don't think that's asking too much.

I would go down on NO DOUBT, but don't tell me you don't wipe while I'm macking LOL!

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smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	Does Sheryl Crow Really Wipe Her Ass With One Sheet Of Toilet Paper? I remember she wanted to save the environment by wiping her ass with one sheet of toilet paper and got offended cause Dick Cheney didn't want her to touch him at some event (can't blame the evil cocksucker for this one thing ). Anyway, I don't know the whole story but can't imagine her getting a lot of oral sex after this statement if it was true LOL

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smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	I think she needs that "BIG OLE BRUSH MACHINE THAT COMES DOWN HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD!~"

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Jarmusch Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 12,464	I could never pull that off. I can go through only one baby wipe though.

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garce Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,103	Just the thought of using one sheet makes me nauseous. Then again, I like habaneros and beer.

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smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	Now, I'm convinced she is the nastiest 'HELEN OF TROY THAT EVER LIVED' What in God's name did the real Helen do? , but I'm serious!

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smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	Who would go down on that?! I'm disgusted!

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MrBottomTooth Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 5,795	There's been times I've used a quarter roll at a time. rum and coke shits come out like black glue sometimes.

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smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	That is so disgusting! I would shove my tongue up Megan Fox's ass and eat the peanuts and corn niblets and what not?, but this is no Megan Fox!

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smutnut So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Babylon Posts: 5,889	I just want her to wipe her ass friskly. I don't think that's asking too much. I would go down on NO DOUBT, but don't tell me you don't wipe while I'm macking LOL!