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andrew-acs · 05-03-2010, 07:46 PM

LOS ANGELES, CA ? The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday?s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

When interviewed on the red carpet, she said ?I look like Alan Alda in drag. I?m a tranny. I?m a man.?

At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.

However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she?s really a man.

Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women?s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ?cure? him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.

By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ?Megan Fox?. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.

As a sweet 16 present, Fox?s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child?s career, they?d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.

Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.

Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek?s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox?s chest.

The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.

http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/47...-fox-is-a-man/

Barefootsies · 05-03-2010, 07:50 PM

Um. Wow.

Spunky · 05-03-2010, 07:52 PM

Say it aint so!

Fletch XXX · 05-03-2010, 07:53 PM

lady gaga is next

andrew-acs · 05-03-2010, 07:53 PM

I am just wondering I cannot believe

Fletch XXX · 05-03-2010, 07:55 PM

you can tell

come on you guys havent worked around enough trannys

Cyandin · 05-03-2010, 07:55 PM

I miss Weekly World News being in print....

andrew-acs · 05-03-2010, 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

you can tell

come on you guys havent worked around enough trannys

I can smell his blood because I am also a gay lol.

fatfoo · 05-03-2010, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

you can tell

come on you guys havent worked around enough trannys

Does not look like a man from this photo.

Jakez · 05-03-2010, 08:50 PM

Weekly Word News.... lol. Anyways, I never understood the big deal that is Megan Fox... I mean she's hot but nothing extreme. I think it's just a combination of sheep and the fact that her last name is "Fox". Hmmm, sheep and fox.. I think I've stumbled upon something here.

Adam_M · 05-03-2010, 09:07 PM

Fake!

That article was posted in Jan 2009 and is bullshit

DBS.US · 05-03-2010, 09:11 PM

Hanging around in Hollywood I have seen her up close a few times, She is not a man.

PornMD · 05-03-2010, 09:11 PM

Yes it's true...this man has no dick.

Sorry, had to do it and it fit perfectly!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 05-03-2010, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyandin

I miss Weekly World News being in print....

Ya WWN was a classic. Batboy muthafuckas...

TheDA · 05-04-2010, 01:31 AM

You would think that there would have been a lot more made of it than there has been if she was indeed a man.

Is the weeklyworldnews the US equivalent to The Sport newspapers in the UK?

ottopottomouse · 05-04-2010, 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheDA

Is the weeklyworldnews the US equivalent to The Sport newspapers in the UK?

Seems like it.

UK equivalent website would be dailymash

Kirby · 05-04-2010, 04:28 AM

If i'd hit it - does it make me gay??

seeandsee · 05-04-2010, 04:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by andrew-acs

LOS ANGELES, CA ? The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday?s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man.

When interviewed on the red carpet, she said ?I look like Alan Alda in drag. I?m a tranny. I?m a man.?

At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves.

However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she?s really a man.

Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women?s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ?cure? him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit.

By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ?Megan Fox?. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time.

As a sweet 16 present, Fox?s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child?s career, they?d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors.

Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world.

Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek?s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox?s chest.

The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel.

http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/47...-fox-is-a-man/

clif notes?

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andrew-acs So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 241	Is this true? LOS ANGELES, CA ? The internet has been abuzz since this Sunday?s Golden Globes ceremony, where Megan Fox jokingly remarked that she looked like a man. When interviewed on the red carpet, she said ?I look like Alan Alda in drag. I?m a tranny. I?m a man.? At the time, reporters passed it off as a jovial attempt to cover for her nerves. However, today she has cleared the air and officially reported: she?s really a man. Megan Fox was born Mitchell Reed Fox in Rockwood, Tennessee. From an early age, Mitchell showed an interest in both performing and women?s clothing. When having a preacher lay hands on him did not ?cure? him of these interests, his parents simply put him on the pageant circuit. By the age of 13, Mitchell had already started a career as a female child performer called ?Megan Fox?. Making her debut on an Olsen Twins straight-to-video release, the twins have kept his secret all this time. As a sweet 16 present, Fox?s parents offered him sexual reassignment surgery, which, given their child?s career, they?d hoped to write off as a business expense. Unfortunately laws prohibit such surgery to be done to minors. Since then Megan has been working non-stop, and been included on many Hottest Women lists in publications around the world. Megan, as she goes by now exclusively, also noted this Sunday how much she wants Salma Hayek?s figure. She has even scheduled surgery later this month to get it. After the two met in New York this week, Hayek offered to have a cast made of her bust so doctors can match them exactly on Megan Fox?s chest. The internet is already speculating whether this news will be worked into the plot of the upcoming Transformers sequel. http://weeklyworldnews.com/celebs/47...-fox-is-a-man/

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