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Roald · 05-03-2010, 01:38 PM

HEY I'M ******** AND I'M 23 YEARS OLD, CURRENTLY IN THE MILITARY BUT I WAS WONDERING HOW DO I BECOME A PORNSTAR OR GET START WITH MAKING VIDEOS IN PORN. PLEASE WRITE ME AT ******@YAHOO.COM. THANK YOU AND IF THERE'S ANY DETAIL YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME, JUST LET ME KNOW PLEASE AND YES I DO HAVE A BIG DICK WHICH IS MEASURED AT 9.5 INCHES UNTIL I FIGURE OUT THE FORMULA TO MAKE IT BIGGER. HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON. LATER

Love this lol

Any suggestions what to reply?

Barefootsies · 05-03-2010, 01:40 PM

Congratulations.

Send.

Juicy D. Links · 05-03-2010, 01:41 PM

forward it to me , Ill have fun with him lololol

bloggerz · 05-03-2010, 01:42 PM

^^^^^^lol

Bryan G · 05-03-2010, 01:42 PM

I get these all the time.

Tom_PM · 05-03-2010, 01:43 PM

Ask him the girth and also if he can mail you some sweaty fatigues.

Wizzo · 05-03-2010, 01:44 PM

I would think you guys get dozens of those emails, I know just running sologirl sites we would get 2or3 a week....

CDSmith · 05-03-2010, 01:44 PM

Dear *******
We have secret formula to make your dick bigger by .5 inches per year. Pls paypal $495 EURO dollars (for first six months supply) to us along with mailing address and we will take first step on road to making you big porn star.

This is not a joke.

marketsmart · 05-03-2010, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

forward it to me , Ill have fun with him lololol

i bet you would....

isnt 9.5 inches a little smaller than what you're used to?

.

brassmonkey · 05-03-2010, 01:54 PM

L-Pink · 05-03-2010, 01:54 PM

Ask for a photo of him sucking himself.

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The Porn Nerd · 05-03-2010, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald

HEY I'M ******** AND I'M 23 YEARS OLD, CURRENTLY IN THE MILITARY BUT I WAS WONDERING HOW DO I BECOME A PORNSTAR OR GET START WITH MAKING VIDEOS IN PORN. PLEASE WRITE ME AT ******@YAHOO.COM. THANK YOU AND IF THERE'S ANY DETAIL YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME, JUST LET ME KNOW PLEASE AND YES I DO HAVE A BIG DICK WHICH IS MEASURED AT 9.5 INCHES UNTIL I FIGURE OUT THE FORMULA TO MAKE IT BIGGER. HOPE TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON. LATER

Love this lol

Any suggestions what to reply?

Roald, I am STILL waiting for that reply, dude. Yeesh.

LAJ · 05-03-2010, 02:11 PM

Ask if he'll do gay porn...

Juicy D. Links · 05-03-2010, 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

i bet you would....

isnt 9.5 inches a little smaller than what you're used to?

.

djroof · 05-03-2010, 02:15 PM

omg lol !!!

Chosen · 05-03-2010, 03:32 PM

LoL indeed

dmhubby · 05-03-2010, 03:34 PM

Not another I have a big dick and wanna be in porn dudes LOL!

IllTestYourGirls · 05-03-2010, 03:37 PM

Get him hooked up with Fuck A Fan

brassmonkey · 05-03-2010, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LAJ

Ask if he'll do gay porn...

Honez · 05-03-2010, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dmhubby

Not another I have a big dick and wanna be in porn dudes LOL!

Uh huh. And as soon as he gets in front of the camera, you hear those famous four words. "That's never happened before".

Platinumpimp · 05-03-2010, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Honez

Uh huh. And as soon as he gets in front of the camera, you hear those famous four words. "That's never happened before".

You mean him getting all stiffy?

StrokeKing · 05-03-2010, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

forward it to me , Ill have fun with him lololol

LOL!! Poor Man if your the one who receive the mail hehe

mikke · 05-03-2010, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

i bet you would....

isnt 9.5 inches a little smaller than what you're used to?

.

Konkan · 05-03-2010, 04:38 PM

MINE IS BIGGER. I can show to you if you want!

PornMD · 05-03-2010, 04:55 PM

Tell him that penises work much like skink tails in that he can cut it off and waits 6 months as it will have grown back but an extra inch longer, and that he'll have to do that a few times before he's of the length that you need.

Spunky · 05-03-2010, 05:06 PM

Doesn't everybody have atleast 8 inches?

Meeper · 05-03-2010, 05:15 PM

I get a few of these a day. The worst is when they attach pictures. FML

Oracle Porn · 05-03-2010, 05:19 PM

tell him to do this
quoting justdavexxx

Quote:

get 10 of your boys in a well lit up room. Give the 11th a camera. Get but ass naked and start jerking off. You need to stay rock hard hard for 15 minute strait, then on the 16th minute you got 2 minutes to bust your nut onto a CD case on a coffee table.

Roald · 05-03-2010, 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

tell him to do this
quoting justdavexxx

LOL Done!

brentbacardi · 05-03-2010, 10:43 PM

Hahaha thats fuckin funny

xNetworx · 05-03-2010, 11:21 PM

Tell him not to measure from the tip to his asshole, its incorrect

96ukssob · 05-03-2010, 11:33 PM

could be worse... i used to get emails all the time form dudes looking to get into tranny porn

Pornopat · 05-04-2010, 03:31 AM

Make a sale by telling him his dick is to small and sending him to an add for a penis enlarger.

seeandsee · 05-04-2010, 03:34 AM

nice he will be new star

Dugan · 05-04-2010, 03:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

i bet you would....

isnt 9.5 inches a little smaller than what you're used to?

.

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