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k0nr4d · 05-07-2010, 08:38 AM

My gf is in the hospital getting her tonsils out, and i've got nothing to eat here so I order a pizza while I was in town for pickup, telling them 3 times to not put onions on it. I arrive, pick up the pizza, drive 45 km home fighting the urge to start eating in the car. No, I think to myself, I will eat it when i get home.

I bust into my house, starving half to death. Open the pizza box, and i swear to god the pizza is 100% onions. They must have put like 5 kilos of onions on this fucking thing. If it was just a few I woudl pick them off and eat it but god fucking dammit, i can't even eat the crust because its been tainted by touching the onions

Oracle Porn · 05-07-2010, 08:42 AM

45km for a pizza?

p.s. I never got a topping I didn't order on a pizza, sounds weird.

Cyber Fucker · 05-07-2010, 08:44 AM

Man..... lol Where do you live?

k0nr4d · 05-07-2010, 08:47 AM

I didn't drive 45km for the pizza, I live 45km out of Lublin towards Warsaw. I drove there to visit my gf in the hospital and grabbed the pizza on the way back home. There are closer pizza places (closest is 10km, i live in a Village) but they aren't very good...one uses too much cheese, one has shitty tomato sauce and the other one always tastes really fucking dry.

It wasn't technically a topping I didn't order. I ordered a pre-configured variety of pizza except told them to not put onions on it.

I HATE ONIONS!

alias · 05-07-2010, 08:47 AM

What is a hot onion, onions in hot pepper juice?

leedsfan · 05-07-2010, 08:50 AM

i love onions, although not that much on pizza strangely.

Sucks Konrad.

Fletch XXX · 05-07-2010, 08:50 AM

in america they dont put onions on pizza unless you pay for it LOL

MaDalton · 05-07-2010, 08:52 AM

stick to flaki and pirogi ;)

J. Falcon · 05-07-2010, 08:54 AM

What probably happened is you told them so many times "not to put onions" that they got confused. It happens.

Tom_PM · 05-07-2010, 08:54 AM

DiF0r · 05-07-2010, 08:55 AM

You got what you ordered... A pizza with 3x onions

I hate when I order tomato sauce for my pizza and they ALWAYS forget to bring one

dyna mo · 05-07-2010, 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d

I didn't drive 45km for the pizza, I live 45km out of Lublin towards Warsaw. I drove there to visit my gf in the hospital and grabbed the pizza on the way back home. There are closer pizza places (closest is 10km, i live in a Village) but they aren't very good...one uses too much cheese, one has shitty tomato sauce and the other one always tastes really fucking dry.

It wasn't technically a topping I didn't order. I ordered a pre-configured variety of pizza except told them to not put onions on it.

I HATE ONIONS!

there's no pleasing you.

inabon · 05-07-2010, 09:05 AM

mmm who is more useless the fucker who put the onions or the fucker who bought a pizza drove 45 km to get home without checking the pizza before he drove away?????

ermmn or the fucker who stupidly wants a cold pizza.

you be the judge.

Mutt · 05-07-2010, 09:09 AM

happens to me all the fucking time and drives me insane. they get it wrong even when i plead on the phone not to. Popeye's Chicken has forgotten the hot sauce i beg them to throw in the bag twice in the last year. When I order pizza the place I order from has a Mediterranean style pizza I really like but it comes with artichokes, every damn time i make them repeat 'no artichokes' and they still get it wrong half the time.

Raf1 · 05-07-2010, 09:16 AM

they probably just didn't give a shit. It happens in pizza places where the owner isn't present.

dyna mo · 05-07-2010, 09:17 AM

onions are an acquired taste!

ottopottomouse · 05-07-2010, 09:38 AM

I had the same thing a few months ago although it was at least only 3 miles to go back and shout at them.

seeandsee · 05-07-2010, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oracle Porn

45km for a pizza?

p.s. I never got a topping I didn't order on a pizza, sounds weird.

sweet pizza

cherrylula · 05-07-2010, 09:42 AM

be glad they didn't piss on it.

GatorB · 05-07-2010, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d

I didn't drive 45km for the pizza, I live 45km out of Lublin towards Warsaw. I drove there to visit my gf in the hospital and grabbed the pizza on the way back home. There are closer pizza places (closest is 10km, i live in a Village) but they aren't very good...one uses too much cheese, one has shitty tomato sauce and the other one always tastes really fucking dry.

It wasn't technically a topping I didn't order. I ordered a pre-configured variety of pizza except told them to not put onions on it.

I HATE ONIONS!

A) Always check your food before you leave a fast food joint

B) Your pizza was made by Polaks what did you expect.

Poindexterity · 05-07-2010, 09:49 AM

45km with an onion covered pizza next to you and you never smelled them?
you never opened the box before you left?

Bhunter · 05-07-2010, 09:52 AM

Kiełbasa smażona z cebulą.. yummy

_Richard_ · 05-07-2010, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d

I didn't drive 45km for the pizza, I live 45km out of Lublin towards Warsaw. I drove there to visit my gf in the hospital and grabbed the pizza on the way back home. There are closer pizza places (closest is 10km, i live in a Village) but they aren't very good...one uses too much cheese, one has shitty tomato sauce and the other one always tastes really fucking dry.

It wasn't technically a topping I didn't order. I ordered a pre-configured variety of pizza except told them to not put onions on it.

I HATE ONIONS!

sounds a bit like they purposely put onions on it, but it could just be me

Tom_PM · 05-07-2010, 10:40 AM

Sweet onions, cut in narrow wedges, and not too thickly applied, really sparse in fact. One or two pieces per bite, and large enough pieces to not turn black, just transluscent/slight brown.. sitting in that nice cheese.... thats good.

~Ray · 05-07-2010, 11:35 AM

fake drama .. onions smell from a mile away, much less in the car with you for 1/2 an hour

alias · 05-07-2010, 11:43 AM

Everyone knows to check the pie.

05-07-2010, 08:38 AM	#1
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k0nr4d Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Poland Posts: 9,228	I didn't drive 45km for the pizza, I live 45km out of Lublin towards Warsaw. I drove there to visit my gf in the hospital and grabbed the pizza on the way back home. There are closer pizza places (closest is 10km, i live in a Village) but they aren't very good...one uses too much cheese, one has shitty tomato sauce and the other one always tastes really fucking dry. It wasn't technically a topping I didn't order. I ordered a pre-configured variety of pizza except told them to not put onions on it. I HATE ONIONS! __________________ Mechanical Bunny Media Mechbunny Tube Script \| Mechbunny Webcam Aggregator Script \| Custom Web Development

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