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V_RocKs · 05-07-2010, 04:18 PM

I might be stepping on Anal Hobbit's toes here but here goes:

By your wife a seriously kick ass cell phone for mothers day. Make sure it is really kick ass and full of menus and options and features. Make sure it is BETTER than your phone. Make sure you get it with a 2 year contract extension and don't pay too much for it. You know you are going to be there in 2 years anyway...

Now sit back and watch her blow you because you were such a man to get her a cell phone that kicks your own cell phone's ass.

Now sit back as she is dumbfounded by the options and functions and just wants her old cell phone back.

Now take possession of your new toy and get her whatever free phones come with a contract extension.

win/win!

seeandsee · 05-07-2010, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

I might be stepping on Anal Hobbit's toes here but here goes:

By your wife a seriously kick ass cell phone for mothers day. Make sure it is really kick ass and full of menus and options and features. Make sure it is BETTER than your phone. Make sure you get it with a 2 year contract extension and don't pay too much for it. You know you are going to be there in 2 years anyway...

Now sit back and watch her blow you because you were such a man to get her a cell phone that kicks your own cell phone's ass.

Now sit back as she is dumbfounded by the options and functions and just wants her old cell phone back.

Now take possession of your new toy and get her whatever free phones come with a contract extension.

win/win!

cheap blow?

Loch · 05-07-2010, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by V_RocKs

I might be stepping on Anal Hobbit's toes here but here goes:

By your wife a seriously kick ass cell phone for mothers day. Make sure it is really kick ass and full of menus and options and features. Make sure it is BETTER than your phone. Make sure you get it with a 2 year contract extension and don't pay too much for it. You know you are going to be there in 2 years anyway...

Now sit back and watch her blow you because you were such a man to get her a cell phone that kicks your own cell phone's ass.

Now sit back as she is dumbfounded by the options and functions and just wants her old cell phone back.

Now take possession of your new toy and get her whatever free phones come with a contract extension.

win/win!

ADD
And a second BJ for getting her the simple phone back

WiredGuy · 05-07-2010, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs

Now sit back as she is dumbfounded by the options and functions and just wants her old cell phone back.

More likely, she'll be reading the manual before you get the blowjob.
WG

hypedough · 05-07-2010, 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Loch

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And a second BJ for getting her the simple phone back

Hahahaha even better lol

LiveDose · 05-07-2010, 08:38 PM

If only that would work on my wife... lol

Spunky · 05-07-2010, 08:44 PM

Only if she spits on my belly

fatfoo · 05-07-2010, 09:33 PM

You might upset your wife if you buy her a present and she is not a mother of a child. She might take it as an insult because you think she is old enough to be a mother of a child.

rowan · 05-08-2010, 02:43 AM

Too bad if she wants to return it for the hot pink with encrusted diamonds model...

munki · 05-08-2010, 02:54 AM

Fuck we don't have kids yet...

LoveSandra · 05-08-2010, 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch

ADD
And a second BJ for getting her the simple phone back

martinsc · 05-08-2010, 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loch

ADD
And a second BJ for getting her the simple phone back

BIGTYMER · 05-08-2010, 03:37 AM

Awesome plan man!

Raf1 · 05-08-2010, 03:40 AM

I'm just glad I don't need to do all that to get a decent blowjob

M0nk · 05-08-2010, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Raf1

I'm just glad I don't need to do all that to get a decent blowjob

hahaha same here buddy!

Chosen · 05-08-2010, 08:00 AM

Rochard · 05-08-2010, 08:38 AM

If you need to buy your wife a gift to get a blow job you have seriously failed at life.

seeric · 05-08-2010, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

You might upset your wife if you buy her a present and she is not a mother of a child. She might take it as an insult because you think she is old enough to be a mother of a child.

what the fuck?

hypedough · 05-08-2010, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

You might upset your wife if you buy her a present and she is not a mother of a child. She might take it as an insult because you think she is old enough to be a mother of a child.

Not on topic, but funny none-the-less.

donkevlar · 05-08-2010, 12:03 PM

This is the saddest thing I've ever heard and it's way too specific to be untrue...

V_RocKs · 05-10-2010, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by WiredGuy

More likely, she'll be reading the manual before you get the blowjob.
WG

Damn you're good!

Got the blowjob on delivery of the phone. Didn't get the phone back ;( and hence no blowjob for getting old phone back...

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