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Old 05-07-2010, 04:18 PM   #1
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I might be stepping on Anal Hobbit's toes here but here goes:

By your wife a seriously kick ass cell phone for mothers day. Make sure it is really kick ass and full of menus and options and features. Make sure it is BETTER than your phone. Make sure you get it with a 2 year contract extension and don't pay too much for it. You know you are going to be there in 2 years anyway...

Now sit back and watch her blow you because you were such a man to get her a cell phone that kicks your own cell phone's ass.

Now sit back as she is dumbfounded by the options and functions and just wants her old cell phone back.

Now take possession of your new toy and get her whatever free phones come with a contract extension.

win/win!
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Old 05-07-2010, 04:20 PM   #2
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I might be stepping on Anal Hobbit's toes here but here goes:

By your wife a seriously kick ass cell phone for mothers day. Make sure it is really kick ass and full of menus and options and features. Make sure it is BETTER than your phone. Make sure you get it with a 2 year contract extension and don't pay too much for it. You know you are going to be there in 2 years anyway...

Now sit back and watch her blow you because you were such a man to get her a cell phone that kicks your own cell phone's ass.

Now sit back as she is dumbfounded by the options and functions and just wants her old cell phone back.

Now take possession of your new toy and get her whatever free phones come with a contract extension.

win/win!
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Old 05-07-2010, 04:29 PM   #3
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I might be stepping on Anal Hobbit's toes here but here goes:

By your wife a seriously kick ass cell phone for mothers day. Make sure it is really kick ass and full of menus and options and features. Make sure it is BETTER than your phone. Make sure you get it with a 2 year contract extension and don't pay too much for it. You know you are going to be there in 2 years anyway...

Now sit back and watch her blow you because you were such a man to get her a cell phone that kicks your own cell phone's ass.

Now sit back as she is dumbfounded by the options and functions and just wants her old cell phone back.

Now take possession of your new toy and get her whatever free phones come with a contract extension.

win/win!
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Old 05-07-2010, 04:40 PM   #4
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Now sit back as she is dumbfounded by the options and functions and just wants her old cell phone back.
More likely, she'll be reading the manual before you get the blowjob.
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Old 05-07-2010, 04:52 PM   #5
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Hahahaha even better lol
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Old 05-07-2010, 08:38 PM   #6
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Old 05-07-2010, 08:44 PM   #7
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Old 05-07-2010, 09:33 PM   #8
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You might upset your wife if you buy her a present and she is not a mother of a child. She might take it as an insult because you think she is old enough to be a mother of a child.
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Old 05-08-2010, 02:43 AM   #9
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Too bad if she wants to return it for the hot pink with encrusted diamonds model...
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Old 05-08-2010, 02:54 AM   #10
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Old 05-08-2010, 02:59 AM   #11
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Old 05-08-2010, 03:33 AM   #12
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Old 05-08-2010, 03:37 AM   #13
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I'm just glad I don't need to do all that to get a decent blowjob
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Old 05-08-2010, 04:37 AM   #15
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hahaha same here buddy!
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Old 05-08-2010, 08:38 AM   #17
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Old 05-08-2010, 11:30 AM   #18
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You might upset your wife if you buy her a present and she is not a mother of a child. She might take it as an insult because you think she is old enough to be a mother of a child.
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Old 05-08-2010, 11:31 AM   #19
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Not on topic, but funny none-the-less.
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This is the saddest thing I've ever heard and it's way too specific to be untrue...
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Old 05-10-2010, 08:11 AM   #21
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More likely, she'll be reading the manual before you get the blowjob.
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