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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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Join Date: Dec 2003
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Married and in need of a guaranteed blowjob?
I might be stepping on Anal Hobbit's toes here but here goes:
By your wife a seriously kick ass cell phone for mothers day. Make sure it is really kick ass and full of menus and options and features. Make sure it is BETTER than your phone. Make sure you get it with a 2 year contract extension and don't pay too much for it. You know you are going to be there in 2 years anyway... Now sit back and watch her blow you because you were such a man to get her a cell phone that kicks your own cell phone's ass. Now sit back as she is dumbfounded by the options and functions and just wants her old cell phone back. Now take possession of your new toy and get her whatever free phones come with a contract extension. win/win! |
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Check SIG!
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Pounding Googlebot
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Hahahaha even better lol
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Show Yer Tits!
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If only that would work on my wife... lol
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I need a beer
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Only if she spits on my belly
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ICQ:649699063
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You might upset your wife if you buy her a present and she is not a mother of a child. She might take it as an insult because you think she is old enough to be a mother of a child.
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Too bad if she wants to return it for the hot pink with encrusted diamonds model...
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Do Fun Shit.
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Fuck we don't have kids yet...
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So Fucking Banned
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Make Money
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Junior Achiever
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Awesome plan man!
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Too lazy to set a custom title
Join Date: Oct 2003
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I'm just glad I don't need to do all that to get a decent blowjob
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hahaha same here buddy!
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LoL
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Jägermeister Test Pilot
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If you need to buy your wife a gift to get a blow job you have seriously failed at life.
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Not on topic, but funny none-the-less.
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This is the saddest thing I've ever heard and it's way too specific to be untrue...
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Damn Right I Kiss Ass!
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