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Please help me win a date!!! Quick!!!
una adivinansa.. Cuantas veses se rie un hombre cuando le cuentan un chiste? y xq?.. si adivinan ganan un date conmigo.
Thats it in spanish... it means something like "How many times does a man laugh when you tell him a joke? If you win you get a date with me." PLEASE HELP SHES FUCKING HOT!!!!! WILL POST PICS IN A FEW!!! PROMISE!!! I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT THE ANSWER IS!!!! HELP!!!!
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bump hurry plz help
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come on i got like 1 minute left, we are chatting on myspace
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Quick tips for a date:
1 Look good 2 Make sure she does not want you for your money only
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So Fucking Lame
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A new personal low?
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working on my tan
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"She" probably had a cock anyway.
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whip out ur cock twice and u have a date
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STFY you all suck... the answer was 3 times... once when they hear it, once when they get it and once when someone explains the actual meaning to them..
I guessed twice, once when they hear it, once when they get it.... i missed the last one. PICS foo ![]() ![]() BTW I do not own these pics so I suggest you dont use them. If you steal them for your Exgf site it was like you ripped them off myspace cuz thats where I got them.
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Please help she gave me another chance!!!! She like me! ;)
What is the funniest object in existence? Original text: adivinansa...Cual es el objecto mas gracioso q existe? QUICK QUICK PLEASE HELP!!!
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tell her "La escoba"
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¿Cuál es el objeto más gracioso que existe?
La escoba. ¿Por qué? Porque siempre va riendo... |
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Shes cute. Good luck man.
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Whip out your knob and flop it on the table
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Just fuckin beg, tell that bitch some random shit agree with everything she says, if that dont work get her drunk...
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bump bump
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que guappa
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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When you win the date you are going to have no idea what she is saying when she says come back to mine and let me tie you up my boyfriend wants to rape you.
Have fun - and as fatfoo would say, Good luck.
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No, I understand Spanish pretty well, Ive dated Spanish speaking girls before. The last ones English was sooo horrible sometimes it was easier in Spanish. I cant really speak Spanish though, I can't think of it quickly enough to conversate.
I didn't get the last answer right, but it doesn't make sense to me... its a spanish thing I guess. But she said she will give me yet another chance next time we chat... shes hoping I finally get one probably... at least I hope.
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