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Here is the open letter to MEGAN FOX from the Transformers Crew
I would think this is one of the reasons she got dumped.
![]() This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight. Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy. Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses' life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina ? second thought ? she?s no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional. We know this quite intimately because we?ve had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We've spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies. We are in different departments; we can?t give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan?s panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sourpants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film. Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We?ve traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such the grump of the set? When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we?ve had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) ? easily another 45 minutes in the chair! So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to ?working with Hitler?. We actually don?t think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn?t realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let?s get some facts straight. Say what you want about Michael ? yes at times he can be hard, but he's also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason ? he simply wants people to bring their ?A? game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He?s one of the hardest working directors out there. He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he?s loyal, one of the few directors we?ve encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew. Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don?t insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt! And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we?ve all worked around. She?s as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she's absolutely never appreciative of anyone?s hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress. Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We?ve heard the A.D?s piped over the radio that Megan won?t walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John?s done seventy-five movies and she?s made two! Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there's the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn?t know that one of the grips' daughters wanted to visit their daddy?s work to meet Megan, but he wouldn?t let them come because he told them ?she is not nice." The press certainly doesn?t know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn?t let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, "I can?t believe Michael is fucking forcing us to go to the fucking pyramids!" I guess this is the ?Hitler guy? she is referring to. So this is the Megan Fox you don?t get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It's sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they're really looking up to. But ?fame? is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em? come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy! -Loyal Transformers Crew Source http://perezhilton.com/2009-09-13-me...nsformers-crew
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But isn't she dating Brian Austin Green?
Surely she has a future! Oh wait, what has he done since 90210? |
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That isn't surprising at all, but I'd still give a limb to have a night with her!
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Seems like a lot of energy to expend on one stupid bimbo.
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the time in your hand is GIGANTIC !
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She believed her own hype.
Now she can go hang out with that other announcer who use to be on American Idol w/ Ryan Seacrest. |
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Doesn't sound like something a good ass fucking could not cure
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Ass fucking is not an AMA approved therapy method. It's still in the experimental stage.
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wow. i heard she was a bitch, but just looking at her you can kinda tell she has an attitude about herself.
i knew a lot of girls like this when i lived in LA. One used to work for a client of mine, then got a gig on a prime time show on CBS which she was latter canned after 2 episodes because she was "to stupid to act." ![]() ![]() it was rather funny watching her transform from being nice and sweet, getting an acting "career" and becoming a bitch and thinking everyone is beneath her, to crawling back to her old job as a customer service rep.
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I fucked her...
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wow just wow
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Good ridence to Mega Fox. I always thought she was a horrible actress. Yes she is hot be she aint no Angelina.
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she'll still get plenty of work. lots of crappy movies out there.
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Good looks can only go so far.
Hope to see her ass getting drilled in porn soon.
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That was a great read. I think I don't like her anymore...lol
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Sorry, hope I didn't mess up any fantasies.
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It's a very small town here in Hollywood, your attitude doesn't get you far.
If you are a model, and you fuck over a photographer, every photographer will know about it and not work with you. Same with Acting, if you are like Lindsay, and not show up on call time, or demand too much on set. She is living proof on what can happen. Same thing happened to Megan. Being humble and not forgetting where you came from will get u to the top.
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Transformers isn't anything to brag about besides the box office intake. Micheal Bay is basically glorified MTV (which is where he was from by the way). Megan Fox is nothing more than a walking glamor model who wants undeserved respect. This will blow over in no time. Reason she got so much shit is cause Bay has a dedicated and loyal crew (which is really the only people here who deserve any righteous respect) I mean this isn't like a falling out between a talented actor and a talented director. Lets get real! |
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![]() But I agree with what you are saying, it's great press for both of them. But he doesn't need the press. Angelina is a bitch but I don't' think she fucked over too many directors. I could be wrong.
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I never heard that and I even worked on a set she was on when she wasn't even a name and I didn't know she was even on it until years later. She's a freak, no doubt, but how is she a bitch? Also though Angelina also had a dad in the industry so she probably knew how to act. I hate the idea these spoiled brats get into the business like that, but they do probably treat people better if they are brought up right. |
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![]() I also did all the grunt work like extra and security and during security i worked on a movie she was starting on and Jack Palance and Lisa Bonet were bigger names. Angelina I mean here, not Megan,. It was Cyborg II, but I have no credits on that. If you want my credits I probably should post them here, but punch in Criminal Affairs and Don't Sleep Alone. Just so you know I ain't stroking you. |
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sounds like her next stop will be doing some softcore porn movies on cinemax before taking the full plunge into porn lol
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It'd be one thing if she could back the attitude up with the talent to match, but...
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I had read another letter from a crew member on that movie that basically refuted everything this letter says. I'm not defending her, I don't know anything about her other than she is hot, so maybe it is true. However, the other letter said she was always very nice and professional and the few things she didn't do or wasn't a part of were because of scheduling conflicts. This other letter basically said that pretty much everyone on the crew knows who wrote the letter that bashes her and that that person has issues with Megan.
Who knows what is true and what isn't. I have a feeling she might have made a pretty huge salary demand for this movie and instead of fighting about money, they just cut to the chase and announced that she wouldn't be back. It won't hurt the franchise. There are plenty of smoking hot girls out there that can look good while running around and screaming as robots chase them. |
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In all honesty, I really think that sums it all up. It's almost satisfying to know in a movie about robots, the goofy cgi robots are more important than that hot chick!
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Who gives a shit? I don't have to deal with her on set - I along with millions of others couldn't give two flying fucks about how much of a bitch she is.
So long as she shakes her smoking hot body all over the movie - i'll pay money to see it! That's what the producers will undoubtedly use to determine if they will use her. I honestly never noticed she couldn't act, never heard a word she said. I only look at the nice tight close ups of her ass, tits etc - she's hot FTW! EDIT : The only people who are going to get their fannys in a string about this is just that - those with fanny's that aren't anywhere near Megan Fox's perfection! |
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She may be out for the next Transformers movie but I think her career will survive.
Two words come to mind: Jonah Hex.
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That sucks because I heard they will be filming parts of Transformers 3 around central Florida in September and I was going to stalk her, get some nasty pics and then post them on GFY.
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I would STILL suck her pussy until her face caved in. And then blow her up and do it again! Who are we kidding here? Like anyone who ever talked about any of the Transformer movies ever said, "Yeah, that Megan Fox can act her ass off! She's a shoe-in for an Oscar." Fuck that! More like we thought to ourselves, I would transform her ass into a hot ass little allspark with tits and a snatch and fuck the shit out of until it died.
Who cares if she's a bitch? Who cares if she's a cunt? Who really cares if she ever even talks again. I just know that I would fuck her until she lost her sight!
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And to the Paramount snitches...Michael Bay sucks as a director! I get excited about a movie until I hear it's being directed or produced by Bay and I just say awe fuck, it's going to suck.
I challenge anyone here to present me a movie Michael Bay has done that would merit anything more than 2 stars. Also, quit hating on the girl because she made you feel your pay grade. Get over it and get Bay's dick out of your mouth.
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I heard she can't be a porn star, something about she can't pass a test?
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Yeah, but despite her being a mega-hot chick(which there are plenty of in Hollywood for sure) -- she does have something special. She's actually not the worst actress. Not saying she's great, but she gets ripped on people drinking the Haterade.
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