'Top kill' fails, BP moves on 'to next option' - GoFuckYourself.com

Amputate Your Head · 05-29-2010, 04:59 PM

Three attempts to pump mud and 16 tries to stuff solid material into a breached Gulf of Mexico oil well failed to stop the flow, top BP executives said Saturday, and engineers and executives with the oil giant have decided to "move on to the next option."

...the lower marine riser package "should be able to capture most of the oil" that has fed what is now the largest oil spill in U.S. history, but he cautioned that the new cap will not provide a "tight mechanical seal." "We're confident the job will work, but obviously we cannot guarantee success at this time," he said.

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"Katrina was nothing but rain, water and wind. This is poison. It's gas," oysterman Arthur Etienne said.

It was really only a matter of time before we poisoned or nuked ourselves out of existence anyway.

DigitalTheory · 05-29-2010, 05:09 PM

Old news on here man

cherrylula · 05-29-2010, 05:09 PM

yeah big surprise.

BIGTYMER · 05-29-2010, 06:39 PM

Why don't they just bomb it???

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 05-29-2010, 06:44 PM

Time to stuff the hole with dolphins

GetSCORECash · 05-29-2010, 06:50 PM

I guess one of you saw the Saturday night live sketch.

Sad thAt it seams they were on to something in their depictions of all three parties involved with this mess.

Davy · 05-30-2010, 01:38 AM

The fuckers cut the live feed!

LoveSandra · 05-30-2010, 04:54 AM

a nice surprise

SomeCreep · 05-30-2010, 05:31 AM

Hmmm, options?

Well, perhaps a huge densely opaque net made of durable material that could be held in place 10 to 20 feet above the well with anchors, but with a tube attached in the center to act as a syphon. Then the oil could be controlled and pumped into tankers.

seeandsee · 05-30-2010, 05:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

Time to stuff the hole with dolphins

good idea, all see world should be used to seal the hole

TheSenator · 05-30-2010, 05:42 AM

Cheney and the Oil Barons gutted whatever regulation was left in those secret meetings.

$5 submissions · 05-30-2010, 05:47 AM

Aren't there natural oil eating bacteria they can use? http://news.sciencemag.org/sciencein...ulf-beach.html (usage for beaches--maybe tweak it to treat slicks?)

05-29-2010, 04:59 PM	#1
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	'Top kill' fails, BP moves on 'to next option' Three attempts to pump mud and 16 tries to stuff solid material into a breached Gulf of Mexico oil well failed to stop the flow, top BP executives said Saturday, and engineers and executives with the oil giant have decided to "move on to the next option." ...the lower marine riser package "should be able to capture most of the oil" that has fed what is now the largest oil spill in U.S. history, but he cautioned that the new cap will not provide a "tight mechanical seal." "We're confident the job will work, but obviously we cannot guarantee success at this time," he said. LINK "Katrina was nothing but rain, water and wind. This is poison. It's gas," oysterman Arthur Etienne said. It was really only a matter of time before we poisoned or nuked ourselves out of existence anyway. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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SomeCreep :glugglug Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Where the Wild Things Are Posts: 26,118	Hmmm, options? Well, perhaps a huge densely opaque net made of durable material that could be held in place 10 to 20 feet above the well with anchors, but with a tube attached in the center to act as a syphon. Then the oil could be controlled and pumped into tankers. __________________ Webair Hosting I use and recommend Webair for hosting.

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TheSenator Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: NJ Posts: 13,331	Cheney and the Oil Barons gutted whatever regulation was left in those secret meetings. __________________ ISeekGirls.com since 2005

05-29-2010, 05:09 PM	#2
DigitalTheory ^-^ Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: SacTown Posts: 1,055	Old news on here man

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cherrylula lol Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 15,969	yeah big surprise.

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BIGTYMER Junior Achiever Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Walled Garden Posts: 17,066	Why don't they just bomb it???

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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	Time to stuff the hole with dolphins

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LoveSandra So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Just Blow Me Posts: 10,551	a nice surprise

05-30-2010, 05:47 AM	#12
$5 submissions I help you SUCCEED Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Pearl of the Orient Seas Posts: 32,195	Aren't there natural oil eating bacteria they can use? http://news.sciencemag.org/sciencein...ulf-beach.html (usage for beaches--maybe tweak it to treat slicks?) __________________ Need a NON-ADULT income stream? We build your YOUTUBE CHANNEL for only $20 per video! For Hire: $3/hour or $400 per month Marketing Specialist Virtual Assistants