Tiger Woods not allowed to date until divorce is final. Elin seeking $750 million in the divorce. - GoFuckYourself.com

Marcus Aurelius · 05-29-2010, 06:38 AM

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Report: Tiger Woods not allowed to date until divorce is final

Sporting News staff reports

Friday, May. 28, 2010 - 1:24 p.m. ET

Tiger Woods' legal team has told him he can't date until his divorce from Elin Nordegren Woods is complete, Us Weekly reports.

"Elin's building a character case [based on his serial philandering]," a source told the magazine. "Elin's team is watching [Tiger's] every move."

Woods reportedly was spotted with a blonde woman last week.

Us Weekly's source confirms what others have reported regarding custody: the couple will share custody of Sam, 2, and Charlie, 15 months. However, this report contends that Nordegren wants permission to take the children to Sweden "whenever she wants."

Nordegren is reported to be seeking a package of $750 million in the divorce. But the Us Weekly source says her goal is to get more than Michael Jordan's ex-wife did in their divorce. That settlement reportedly included a $168 million payout to Juanita Jordan.

Do. Never. Marry.

L-Pink · 05-29-2010, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius

http://www.sportingnews.com/golf/art...-divorce-final

Do. Never. Marry.

I'll say it again ... "If it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent it"

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Ethersync · 05-29-2010, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I'll say it again ... "If it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent it"

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Scott McD · 05-29-2010, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Marcus Aurelius

Do. Never. Marry.

Word !!!!

Guys who do are imbeciles!

LoveSandra · 05-29-2010, 07:17 AM

smart bitch

seeandsee · 05-29-2010, 07:32 AM

she found a gold river!

fucking anal bitch will now fuck real tigers

SpicyM · 05-29-2010, 07:40 AM

Lol, I dont understand what does the mariage mean to the people anyway.. Like I cant live with her without having it official? People are stupit.. especially girls and celebrities..

woj · 05-29-2010, 08:44 AM

damn, sucks to be him

TeenSluts · 05-29-2010, 08:54 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I'll say it again ... "If it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent it"

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martinsc · 05-29-2010, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I'll say it again ... "If it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent it"

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Scott McD · 05-29-2010, 08:58 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM

Lol, I dont understand what does the mariage mean to the people anyway.. Like I cant live with her without having it official? People are stupit.. especially girls and celebrities..

Crazy isn't it. Any rich guy who does it is just asking for trouble. In a way, i have no sympathy for them, since it's their own fault for believing "you have to get married..."

fris · 05-29-2010, 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM

Lol, I dont understand what does the mariage mean to the people anyway.. Like I cant live with her without having it official? People are stupit.. especially girls and celebrities..

you dont have to be married to still get compensation, I know in Canada if you are together living for more than 3 years, its the same as being married.

nation-x · 05-29-2010, 10:50 AM

hiring expensive escorts <> dating broke bartenders and strippers

TrainWreckContent · 05-29-2010, 10:52 AM

haha i am sure he is hating life

DateDoc · 05-29-2010, 10:53 AM

He must have believed, "What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas!"

$5 submissions · 05-29-2010, 10:54 AM

Damn. Now I know why Gene Simmons is still technically single.

ruff · 05-29-2010, 11:00 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I'll say it again ... "If it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent it"

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Hookers do tend to keep their mouths shut for the most part.

theking · 05-29-2010, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by fris

you dont have to be married to still get compensation, I know in Canada if you are together living for more than 3 years, its the same as being married.

They have common law marriage laws in the U.S. also as well as palimony laws...so yes you do not have to be married here to be required to pay.

ottopottomouse · 05-29-2010, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I'll say it again ... "If it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent it"

bbobby86 · 05-29-2010, 11:22 AM

just $750 M...

Kingfish · 05-29-2010, 01:49 PM

I get the feeling Tiger saw his marriage and kids as a marketing pitch and nothing more. Since he didn?t let her in on the secret, he should have to pay her quite a bit.

hypedough · 05-29-2010, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Kingfish

I get the feeling Tiger saw his marriage and kids as a marketing pitch and nothing more.

Very good point, that's why Elin is so fucking pissed.

D Ghost · 05-29-2010, 01:54 PM

shes about to royally screw his ass, bend over Tiger, here it comes...

xNetworx · 05-29-2010, 01:57 PM

I'm never getting married

Marcus Aurelius · 05-29-2010, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by fris

you dont have to be married to still get compensation, I know in Canada if you are together living for more than 3 years, its the same as being married.

yeah but what would be the precedent for demanding the money?

you can't "divorce" and you can't claim "he cheated in me"

tiger · 05-29-2010, 02:08 PM

That's odd last I heard he had a rock solid prenup and she wasn't even going to get as much as his #1 girlfriend got ( < 5 million )

ShellyCrash · 05-29-2010, 02:12 PM

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fucking anal bitch will now fuck real tigers

Wat?!

ruff · 05-29-2010, 02:39 PM

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That's odd last I heard he had a rock solid prenup and she wasn't even going to get as much as his #1 girlfriend got ( < 5 million )

Usually the pre-nup would protect Tiger if she fucked around, the other way around and he's going to take it up the back nine. But it ain't like he's gonna die poor!

camperjohn64 · 05-29-2010, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by nation-x

hiring expensive escorts <> dating broke bartenders and strippers

...but you get pretty much the same service...

milambur · 05-29-2010, 03:34 PM

I doubt there is a prenup in the world that would stand up to what he did unless it clearly states you can fuck around as much as you like. Even if the prenup would stand, consider the risk he put her and their children in and the psychological damage she could claim. He wouldn't stand a chance if she filed a lawsuit against him. He will have to pay big and he deserves it.

Marcus Aurelius · 05-29-2010, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ruff

Usually the pre-nup would protect Tiger if she fucked around, the other way around and he's going to take it up the back nine. But it ain't like he's gonna die poor!

Tiger's worth about a flat billion, considering some failed high end real estate investments and the market in the last two years.

Having to pay $750 mil to some cunt is fucking brutal.

closer · 05-29-2010, 03:56 PM

Why the hell would she be entitled to such an amount of money?

It's not like it were HER talents getting that fortune togehter or so ...

He should only pay for his kids, if she wants out, just go.

Juicy D. Links · 05-29-2010, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I'll say it again ... "If it flies, floats or fucks it's cheaper to rent it"

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Catalyst · 05-29-2010, 04:11 PM

He should have just found a woman he was going to hate in say 3 years and given her a house...

geedub · 05-29-2010, 04:26 PM

she will never get that much

Fabien · 05-30-2010, 04:21 AM

So pathetic.
A couple of years ago she was nothing, NOTHING ! If it wasn't for him, she would still be nothing.

As far as i know, she isn't putting right ? She isn't doing Nike's spots ?

No wonder i sell dolls now hahahahahahahaha

SpicyM · 05-30-2010, 04:28 AM

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Originally Posted by fris

you dont have to be married to still get compensation, I know in Canada if you are together living for more than 3 years, its the same as being married.

This does not work where I live. Of course, its different if you have a child with her. And what compensation? Its the man who usually pay for dinners and shit, so who should be compensated?

Everyone will take their things that he/she bought and thats all.

And then... who is going to prove me that she has been my GF? :-D

milambur · 05-30-2010, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Fabien

So pathetic.
A couple of years ago she was nothing, NOTHING ! If it wasn't for him, she would still be nothing.

As far as i know, she isn't putting right ? She isn't doing Nike's spots ?

No wonder i sell dolls now hahahahahahahaha

She is a daughter of a former minister in the Swedish Government and of a famous reporter. She was studying to become a child psychologist and working as a model sometimes.
Sure, she worked as a nanny for a friends family for a while. It is very common that young Swedish women go and spend time as a nanny to see the world. Her sister also did, she is a lawyer now. My cousin did as well, she is a financial analys handling IPOs for a major bank in Sweden.
How can you say she was NOTHING?
He abused her trust in a way that most of the people in this world would find revolting. He put her and his children at risk.

You think they should let him off with a slap on the wrist.... What kind of signal does that send to society if they do that?

He needs to hurt, they need to show everybody that it is not ok to marry somebody and then fuck around like street whore while your wife are home pregnant and taking care of an infant. Even if you are rich like hell.

He put himself in this position, nobody else. He has himself to blame.

This is not the place to teach morals obviously, but there is a limit even for me.

Jdoughs · 05-30-2010, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by milambur

She is a daughter of a former minister in the Swedish Government and of a famous reporter. She was studying to become a child psychologist and working as a model sometimes.
Sure, she worked as a nanny for a friends family for a while. It is very common that young Swedish women go and spend time as a nanny to see the world. Her sister also did, she is a lawyer now. My cousin did as well, she is a financial analys handling IPOs for a major bank in Sweden.
How can you say she was NOTHING?
He abused her trust in a way that most of the people in this world would find revolting. He put her and his children at risk.

You think they should let him off with a slap on the wrist.... What kind of signal does that send to society if they do that?

He needs to hurt, they need to show everybody that it is not ok to marry somebody and then fuck around like street whore while your wife are home pregnant and taking care of an infant. Even if you are rich like hell.

He put himself in this position, nobody else. He has himself to blame.

This is not the place to teach morals obviously, but there is a limit even for me.

This is completely fucking ridiculous. Nobody is entitled to 750 million for bein married a couple years and him 'cheating' on them.

L-Pink · 05-30-2010, 03:25 PM

She'll settle for 125 million, poor thing.

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milambur · 05-30-2010, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Jdoughs

This is completely fucking ridiculous. Nobody is entitled to 750 million for bein married a couple years and him 'cheating' on them.

Cheating is fucking your secretary a couple of times, this guy has fucked half vegas unprotected. Whores, strippers everything.....

She has to keep in touch with this scumbag for the next 20 years to share custody of their children.

I think they should have taken him for every cent. If he'd been a muslim they'd stoned him to death. More fair in my opinion.

The Demon · 05-30-2010, 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by SpicyM

Lol, I dont understand what does the mariage mean to the people anyway.. Like I cant live with her without having it official? People are stupit.. especially girls and celebrities..

I DEFINITELY want to get married so that I'm not "stupit".

CheeseHead Nacho Burger · 05-30-2010, 08:59 PM

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I'm never getting married

Why not? I mean, when you're tiger and you have a few billion, a woman taking half is a big deal. But when you're you - half of a dollar seventy five isn't such a big loss.

fatfoo · 05-30-2010, 09:02 PM

Another reason not to get a marriage contract.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 05-30-2010, 09:14 PM

I hope the bitch slips, trips, and accidentally lands in the path of a speeding bullet. It would be a lot cheaper. Can someone please answer me this. Why the fuck do women always think they're entitled to take a man for everything that he's worth hen they split ways? Get a fucking job you cunt....

PornstarXS · 05-30-2010, 09:15 PM

an asshole getting ripped a new asshole, a black hole of sorts.

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Spunky · 05-30-2010, 09:18 PM

He will find a way to be discreet lol

curiousdog · 05-30-2010, 09:22 PM

That is the bill he gets for being a gentleman and covering her ass. He should have gotten her arrested for domestic violence, when she smashed his car windshield with golf irons.

With a domestic violence conviction she would not stand much chance of getting much money out of him. I think violence trumps cheating.

GAMEFINEST · 05-30-2010, 09:50 PM

lol...sucks to be him

Davy · 05-30-2010, 11:54 PM

750 million? Tiger Woods can have my ass anytime for that amount of money.

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