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Old 06-02-2010, 02:36 PM   #1
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:stoned Look at the big picture: Everything is connected

The oil in the Gulf spewing out is like a gas container.
When you open the cap on the other end, pressure is equalized and air flow facilitates the free flow of liquid.



Now then? obviously the Human Centipede...



burrowed a giant hole in Guatemala?



to free the Gary Coleman Zombie?



and inadvertantly caused the rig explosion?



and subsequently killed the Gulf of Mexico.



So what we need to do is stuff Dennis Hopper's dead body?



and all the Arizona illegals?



down in the hole to seal it back up with a giant cork.





any questions?
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Old 06-02-2010, 02:41 PM   #2
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to free the Gary Coleman Zombie?

Something doesn't add up.
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Old 06-02-2010, 02:48 PM   #3
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:19 PM   #4
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No, please keep going. I'm totally on the same level.
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:23 PM   #5
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Maybe they could rename the town.

Goatse, Guatemala
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Old 06-02-2010, 03:23 PM   #6
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Old 06-02-2010, 04:03 PM   #8
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Old 06-02-2010, 07:52 PM   #9
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hmmm.... you're right. The oil leak started before the human centipede burrowed that giant hole in Guatemala, didn't it?

shit.... now I need a new theory.
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Old 06-02-2010, 07:54 PM   #10
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Unbelievable events. Put a giant cork in the hole - funny.
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Old 06-02-2010, 08:06 PM   #11
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Old 06-02-2010, 08:19 PM   #12
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