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SomeCreep · 06-22-2010, 12:23 PM

only if you're religious

Holly Lez! · 06-22-2010, 12:31 PM

Couldnt be gayer than that guy! Who wears ascots anymore??

GrouchyAdmin · 06-22-2010, 01:42 PM

I'm a winner, I'm a sinner, don't you want my autograph?

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Originally Posted by Holly Lez!

Couldnt be gayer than that guy! Who wears ascots anymore??

Uhm.. Fred from Scooby Doo?

$5 submissions · 06-22-2010, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

Uhm.. Fred from Scooby Doo?

Was Daphne his cover?

Topbuxom Lea · 06-22-2010, 02:34 PM

I'm burnin in hell I guess....

GrouchyAdmin · 06-22-2010, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

Was Daphne his cover?

She was all lipstick. It was the 60s, and they were on television. There was no way she and Velma could show their love in public. Fred was her cover as much as she his.

brassmonkey · 06-22-2010, 02:39 PM

oh snap!

CaptainHowdy · 06-22-2010, 03:26 PM

If it's a sin it's more fun, you guys!

candyflip · 06-22-2010, 03:29 PM

Gays gone straight are always still the biggest flamers.

MetaMan · 06-22-2010, 03:32 PM

lol where did they pull that 92% from?

everyone who is anti gay is normally a closet gay and are shameful of it themselves.

MetaMan · 06-22-2010, 03:35 PM

Any human being who thinks they understand or preaches what God is and or says will be the ones burning if their is a hell.

MaDalton · 06-22-2010, 04:32 PM

people like that belong in an asylum

CurrentlySober · 06-22-2010, 04:42 PM

These days, does it really matter any more? Really, as human beings, we have a lot more urgent things to be worrying about...

$5 submissions · 06-22-2010, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by GrouchyAdmin

She was all lipstick. It was the 60s, and they were on television. There was no way she and Velma could show their love in public. Fred was her cover as much as she his.

Luckily for us, there's many parody sites that now show the full extent of Daphne and Velma's girl on girl love

fatfoo · 06-22-2010, 05:15 PM

Agent 488, you are the one who requested a painting of a lion and a woman getting intimate.

$5 submissions · 06-22-2010, 05:16 PM

It's funny that he says Homosexuality is an ABOMINATION. Sure. But didn't the bible also use the same word when labeling eating LOBSTERS a sin. You don't see fundies bombing Red Lobster, right? Maybe the Christian homophobes should look at the words Christ actually spoke. Yep, not one word condemning homosexuals.

Agent 488 · 06-22-2010, 05:45 PM

no one even watched the video aka the joke before replying ... robots.

Agent 488 · 06-22-2010, 05:50 PM

the joke was that a sterotypical gay dude is denouncing gays for those that didn't get it.

John-ACWM · 06-23-2010, 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep

only if you're religious

funny one!

Tickler · 06-23-2010, 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

It's funny that he says Homosexuality is an ABOMINATION. Sure. But didn't the bible also use the same word when labeling eating LOBSTERS a sin. You don't see fundies bombing Red Lobster, right? Maybe the Christian homophobes should look at the words Christ actually spoke. Yep, not one word condemning homosexuals.

Time to pull this one out again.

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In her radio show, Dr Laura Schlesinger said that, as an observant Orthodox
Jew, homosexuality is an abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and
cannot be condoned under any circumstance.

The following response is an open letter to Dr. Laura, penned by a US
resident, which was posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as
informative:

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Dear Dr. Laura,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have
learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge with as
many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle,
for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to
be an abomination ... End of debate!!!

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of
God's Laws and how to follow them:

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female,
provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine
claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify?
Why can't I own Canadians?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus
21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her
period of menstrual uncleanliness - Lev.15: 19-24. The problem is how do I
tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a
pleasing odor for the Lord - Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They
claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2
clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him
myself, or should I ask the police to do it?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an
abomination, Lev. 11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I
don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there 'degrees' of abomination?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a
defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle-room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around
their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How
should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me
unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev.19:19 by planting two different
crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two
different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse
and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of
getting the whole town together to stone them (Lev.24:10-16.)? Couldn't we
just burn them to death at a private family affair, like we do with people
who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable
expertise in such matters, so I'm confident you can help.

Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your adoring fan,

James M. Kauffman,

Ed.D. Professor Emeritus, Department of Curriculum, Instruction, and Special
Education

JustDaveXxx · 06-23-2010, 11:30 PM

Got to love Homos. If all of the Homosexuals one day turned strait, all of the hot girls would be gone. Its hard to compete with a sensitive, good dressing, ripped, good looking man who can also cook and clean.

The fat normal looking guy should thank god for Homosexuals. Because they exist, is the only reason the average, normal looking can get laid.

Imagine competing with Ricky Martin at a club for a girl. You would way loose that one.lol

GrouchyAdmin · 06-24-2010, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by JustDaveXxx

Got to love Homos. If all of the Homosexuals one day turned strait, all of the hot girls would be gone. Its hard to compete with a sensitive, good dressing, ripped, good looking man who can also cook and clean.

Holy shit I laughed at this.

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Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	no one even watched the video aka the joke before replying ... robots.

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Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	the joke was that a sterotypical gay dude is denouncing gays for those that didn't get it.

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