i was approached to join the ILLUMINATI: - GoFuckYourself.com

MetaMan · 06-24-2010, 09:37 AM

Ok so im sitting here in my dads my place and i get a knock at the door. 3 guys in dark blue suites and sun glasses standing there.

i open up the door and that is the last thing i remember.

i now have a mark of a triangle on the inside of my forearm and when i sleep all i can remember is me in some kind of weird ritual surrounded by a bunch of people of hoods. and them saying i am now illuminated.

i keep sweating profusely and having almost shots of light zooming by my head.

realllllllly fucked up stuff. i will keep you guys updated.

DateDoc · 06-24-2010, 09:38 AM

No secret handshake?

MetaMan · 06-24-2010, 09:38 AM

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Originally Posted by DateDoc

No secret handshake?

what do you mean?

alias · 06-24-2010, 09:39 AM

Please share your stash.

MetaMan · 06-24-2010, 09:39 AM

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Originally Posted by alias

Please share your stash.

i just shaved. so i dont really have anything growing.

L-Pink · 06-24-2010, 09:40 AM

Sounds more like you got probed by aliens. Is your asshole sore?

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BestXXXPorn · 06-24-2010, 09:40 AM

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Originally Posted by alias

Please share your stash.

Seconded

J. Falcon · 06-24-2010, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Sounds more like you got probed by aliens. Is your asshole sore?

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punker barbie · 06-24-2010, 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Sounds more like you got probed by aliens. Is your asshole sore?

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LOL

MetaMan · 06-24-2010, 09:43 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Sounds more like you got probed by aliens. Is your asshole sore?

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well ya but i just got done playing with it in the shower. not to sure what that has to do with anything.

Gerco · 06-24-2010, 09:45 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

i can remember is me in some kind of weird ritual surrounded by a bunch of people of hoods. and them saying i am now illuminated.

i keep sweating profusely and having almost shots of light zooming by my head.

realllllllly fucked up stuff. i will keep you guys updated.

Are you sure it not inseminated?

MetaMan · 06-24-2010, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Gerco

Are you sure it not inseminated?

the only thing i am sure of is that you cannot speak english properly.

you sound cajun or some shit.

da crawfish mon out on dee dock mon.

Coup · 06-24-2010, 11:35 AM

bloggerz · 06-24-2010, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

well ya but i just got done playing with it in the shower. not to sure what that has to do with anything.

L-Pink · 06-24-2010, 12:34 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

well ya but i just got done playing with it in the shower. not to sure what that has to do with anything.

lol ....

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harvey · 06-24-2010, 01:15 PM

sorry, but we had to reject your application. Please practice the secret handshake next time

Amputate Your Head · 06-24-2010, 01:24 PM

I'll bet it was an alien ass-probing....

Jman · 06-24-2010, 01:25 PM

Isn't BradM Illuminated???

JFK · 06-24-2010, 01:35 PM

majority of you in here, seem to be fascinated by alien ass probing

SarahLLO · 06-24-2010, 02:26 PM

never change, metaman

VikingMan · 06-24-2010, 02:41 PM

Congrats, I hear the next step in the initiation process is getting fucked up the ass at a gay orgy. This way they can "own you" for life.

AdPatron · 06-24-2010, 02:42 PM

That wasn't the initiation. You're now their bitch ;-)

MetaMan · 06-24-2010, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by *******

Congrats, I hear the next step in the initiation process is getting fucked up the ass at a gay orgy. This way they can "own you" for life.

so basically i just have to go out for a beer with you and your buddies and attend the after party? doesnt seem to hard. is there like a dress code?

VikingMan · 06-24-2010, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

so basically i just have to go out for a beer with you and your buddies and attend the after party? doesnt seem to hard. is there like a dress code?

Anything with lace will do. Pick you up tonight @ 8

MetaMan · 06-24-2010, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by *******

Anything with lace will do. Pick you up tonight @ 8

ok id give you my address, but im sure you guys know where i live.

really excited see you guys at 8!

seeandsee · 06-24-2010, 02:48 PM

i am born like one, i am blue blood illumination

leedsfan · 06-24-2010, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

so basically i just have to go out for a beer with you and your buddies and attend the after party? doesnt seem to hard. is there like a dress code?

just bring your brother and a bag of shrimp

MetaMan · 06-24-2010, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by leedsfan

just bring your brother and a bag of shrimp

i dont have a brother im not following.

kristin · 06-24-2010, 02:52 PM

Census takers are not the ILLUMINATI.

TurboAngel · 06-24-2010, 02:55 PM

The Aliens got ya!

leedsfan · 06-24-2010, 04:51 PM

What do the Illuminati, Aliens, secret "gay initiation parties" have in common....

you!

MetaMan · 06-24-2010, 05:14 PM

i dont know what any of you haters are talking about.

they have been sending me subliminal messages all day. and i now have the hand sign perfected also.

you obviously have to be illuminated to understand this image.

Amputate Your Head · 06-24-2010, 05:15 PM

I was approached last week by some people that wanted me to join their cult. They had pamphlets and materials... friendly folks, but I wasn't interested. Mormons or something I think.

MetaMan · 06-24-2010, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

I was approached last week by some people that wanted me to join their cult. They had pamphlets and materials... friendly folks, but I wasn't interested. Mormons or something I think.

o rly?

what does this video mean to you?

i use the power of reggaetone and illumination to constantly hit the hottest bitches on the planet.

it is all in the triangles.

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scarlettcontent · 06-24-2010, 05:19 PM

check in the morning if you can catch flies with your tongue then you will know you have been illuminated

SarahLLO · 06-24-2010, 08:58 PM

Vendzilla · 06-24-2010, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by JFK

majority of you in here, seem to be fascinated by alien ass probing

I thought you started that?

iSpyCams · 06-25-2010, 05:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan

o rly?

what does this video mean to you?

i use the power of reggaetone and illumination to constantly hit the hottest bitches on the planet.

it is all in the triangles.

/\

It means that Puerto Ricans have itchy penises.

ottopottomouse · 06-25-2010, 05:22 AM

How did the Illuminati find you? It's not like you post like a complete mental on the internet or anything

Chosen · 06-25-2010, 05:49 AM

LoL at this thread

Serial Pervert · 06-25-2010, 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey

sorry, but we had to reject your application. Please practice the secret handshake next time

asianseekerz · 06-25-2010, 06:00 AM

its kind of weird staff!!!!

Mutt · 06-25-2010, 06:22 AM

welcome to the club, Illuminatus here since '96. see you at the golf tournament next month.

CaptainHowdy · 06-25-2010, 06:35 AM

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!

czarina · 06-25-2010, 06:40 AM

did they give you a map to their secret stash?

MetaMan · 06-25-2010, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

How did the Illuminati find you? It's not like you post like a complete mental on the internet or anything

the first rule about the Illuminati is you dont talk about the Illuminati.

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Originally Posted by Mutt

welcome to the club, Illuminatus here since '96. see you at the golf tournament next month.

NICE, i just bought new cleats last night.

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Originally Posted by czarina

did they give you a map to their secret stash?

why do you guys keep mentioning "stash"? if i need a mustache before going someone please fill me in.

iseeyou · 06-25-2010, 07:00 AM

You've been sampled .... run away ..... dont go to sleep ..... never again

06-24-2010, 09:37 AM	#1
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	i was approached to join the ILLUMINATI: Ok so im sitting here in my dads my place and i get a knock at the door. 3 guys in dark blue suites and sun glasses standing there. i open up the door and that is the last thing i remember. i now have a mark of a triangle on the inside of my forearm and when i sleep all i can remember is me in some kind of weird ritual surrounded by a bunch of people of hoods. and them saying i am now illuminated. i keep sweating profusely and having almost shots of light zooming by my head. realllllllly fucked up stuff. i will keep you guys updated.

06-24-2010, 09:38 AM	#2
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06-24-2010, 09:39 AM	#4
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06-24-2010, 01:15 PM	#16
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06-24-2010, 01:24 PM	#17
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06-24-2010, 09:40 AM	#6
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06-24-2010, 02:41 PM	#21
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06-24-2010, 02:42 PM	#22
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06-24-2010, 02:52 PM	#29
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06-24-2010, 02:55 PM	#30
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06-24-2010, 05:14 PM	#32
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	i dont know what any of you haters are talking about. they have been sending me subliminal messages all day. and i now have the hand sign perfected also. you obviously have to be illuminated to understand this image.

06-24-2010, 05:15 PM	#33
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I was approached last week by some people that wanted me to join their cult. They had pamphlets and materials... friendly folks, but I wasn't interested. Mormons or something I think. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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06-25-2010, 06:22 AM	#43
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