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CheeseFrog · 06-27-2010, 09:30 PM

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me?

Doctor: "I have the perfect medicine for that" he said. "When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet water and start swishing it around in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet water,swished and swished, and sure enough he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

xxweekxx · 06-27-2010, 09:34 PM

ahahahahhaahahah

Spunky · 06-27-2010, 09:36 PM

Heh heh,that made me chuckle

96ukssob · 06-27-2010, 09:38 PM

woj · 06-27-2010, 09:41 PM

baddog · 06-27-2010, 09:43 PM

I laughed.

PornMD · 06-27-2010, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheeseFrog

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me?

Doctor: "I have the perfect medicine for that" he said. "When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet water and start swishing it around in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet water,swished and swished, and sure enough he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

LOL, nice!

CunningStunt · 06-27-2010, 10:04 PM

Lmfao. So wrong....yet so right!

The Porn Nerd · 06-27-2010, 10:24 PM

That was funny.

sicone · 06-27-2010, 10:43 PM

PenisFace · 06-27-2010, 10:56 PM

the legendary cheesefrog?

$5 submissions · 06-27-2010, 11:10 PM

Hehehe that got me to chuckle

TrainWreckContent · 06-27-2010, 11:40 PM

haha twa a good one

montel · 06-27-2010, 11:51 PM

"I only hit her cos she pushes ma buttons!"

Mitra · 06-28-2010, 12:06 AM

it's an anecdote, but it's true.... there are too many anecdotes in real life... it's great to be able to laugh when it's not so funny in life situations.

BTW

BigRod · 06-28-2010, 12:28 AM

Very funny!

cykoe6 · 06-28-2010, 04:58 AM

That is fucking priceless.

ottopottomouse · 06-28-2010, 05:10 AM

Zuzana Designs · 06-28-2010, 05:16 AM

Lolz.....

LongBG · 06-28-2010, 05:19 AM

That was good!

Serial Pervert · 06-28-2010, 06:14 AM

LOL, great, man

inkognito · 06-28-2010, 06:38 AM

Good joke.

DamnGoodRatio · 06-28-2010, 07:25 AM

Some truth in that; even though it makes you think . . .

Hellfire · 06-28-2010, 07:43 AM

perfect!

leedsfan · 06-28-2010, 09:29 AM

Same woman comes back into the doctors office 3 weeks later,
"Doctor, every time I make love, I get a terrible pain in my knees"
Doctor replies "Have you tried changing positions?"
She said "I can't do that. You haven't smelt my dogs breath!"

seeandsee · 06-28-2010, 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheeseFrog

Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me?

Doctor: "I have the perfect medicine for that" he said. "When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet water and start swishing it around in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."

Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

Woman: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet water,swished and swished, and sure enough he didn't touch me!"

Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

good joke, trew a few more now!

Peter-Porn · 06-28-2010, 09:44 AM

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) very funny

CheeseFrog · 06-28-2010, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace

the legendary cheesefrog?

I wouldn't say legendary, but yeah the same one.

h3ads.com · 06-28-2010, 10:58 AM

True! LOL! :D

CheeseFrog · 06-28-2010, 10:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PenisFace

the legendary cheesefrog?

I wouldn't say legendary, but yeah the same one.

Elli · 06-28-2010, 11:00 AM

V------TECH!

heheh k, the joke made me chuckle

but now I think I'm going to hell.

Itchy · 06-28-2010, 11:03 AM

scarlettcontent · 06-28-2010, 11:04 AM

LeRoy · 06-28-2010, 11:34 AM

Nice one!!

Kenny B! · 06-28-2010, 12:07 PM

that will get repeated

czarina · 06-28-2010, 12:11 PM

oh my gosh, that was funny (yet cruel) haha|!

Ethersync · 06-28-2010, 01:53 PM

PenisFace · 06-28-2010, 03:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CheeseFrog

I wouldn't say legendary, but yeah the same one.

oh come on, everyone saw that video back in the day

TurboAngel · 06-28-2010, 03:01 PM

Lmao!!!!!!!

Deej · 06-28-2010, 03:04 PM

Oh so true ;)

JenniDahling · 06-28-2010, 03:36 PM

Ha! I'm glad I opened this thread! Thanks for the chuckle CheeseFrog!

ArsewithClass · 06-28-2010, 03:53 PM

Well worth the read. Nice joke CheeseFrog.

Ace_luffy · 06-28-2010, 03:53 PM

Hahahahahaha

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