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dyna mo · 06-25-2010, 08:25 PM

100 peeps yapping with the cashier............

ShellyCrash · 06-25-2010, 08:28 PM

dyna mo · 06-25-2010, 08:31 PM

jerryb · 06-26-2010, 02:00 AM

I just smile and look them in the eyes and say, "When you get out of work do you want to go someplace and have some kinky sex?"

I don't use this at Walmart ... ever see those beastie plumpers???? LOL

ErectMedia · 06-26-2010, 04:15 AM

I used to go to Walmart which is cheaper and about 1 mile away but now I go to the local store which isn't even 1/2 mile away as there is never a line and if there is they always have someone available to open another lane as I hate waiting. Cashiers are all polish and latina hotties as well so another bonus besides not waiting in line. Small talk is fine but I think the groceries in my cart pretty much give away that I'm single and eat fast food and out of a microwave quite a bit.

Raf1 · 06-26-2010, 04:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

Sometimes I'll say "Hurry up, bitch". Not sure if that counts as chit chat or not.

JamesK · 06-26-2010, 04:30 AM

yay bausch is back

Sly · 06-26-2010, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Superterrorizer

Once stores that offer this service offer me a discount for using it, I will start. Until then, those fuckers can bag my shit all night long. The only thing you're doing by using the self checkout is making the store more money. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but it seems analogous to paying full service prices to pump your own gas. Give me a couple % discount when I use the self checkout and I'll be all over that shit like Sly on some twink's slobbery knob.

Oh how you dream of the days of touching my virgin ass.

dav3 · 06-26-2010, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jerryb

I just smile and look them in the eyes and say, "When you get out of work do you want to go someplace and have some kinky sex?"

I don't use this at Walmart ... ever see those beastie plumpers???? LOL

How many times has this worked for you?

ASW · 06-26-2010, 01:10 PM

them kinda people make me want to throw all there shit on the ground so they get da fuck out my way

PenisFace · 06-26-2010, 01:47 PM

= cashier

=me

Hello

good morning/good afternoon/good evening

how are you today?

I'm fine, thanks, how about yourself

Good.

That's usually where it ends, unless there is no one behind me. Then I'll usually ask how busy its been or something. Nine times out of ten, we'll carry a conversation until they're done ringing me through. I can multitask, however, so I don't stop doing everything while I'm talking.
If people are behind me, I won't start a conversation, and most of the time, the cashier won't start one either.

rowan · 06-27-2010, 07:59 AM

Nice to see you back bausch, we missed you.

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PenisFace Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Vancouver Posts: 3,774	= cashier =me Hello good morning/good afternoon/good evening how are you today? I'm fine, thanks, how about yourself Good. That's usually where it ends, unless there is no one behind me. Then I'll usually ask how busy its been or something. Nine times out of ten, we'll carry a conversation until they're done ringing me through. I can multitask, however, so I don't stop doing everything while I'm talking. If people are behind me, I won't start a conversation, and most of the time, the cashier won't start one either. __________________ Need custom blog posts or articles? Hit me up: Blog And Article Writer Yes, I can do any kind of custom orders, too! ICQ: 641204000 Last edited by PenisFace; 06-26-2010 at 01:50 PM..

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