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dyna mo · 06-28-2010, 03:02 PM

so amp,

i've checked out the last 3 episodes of whale wars. i'm pretty surprised no one has died in, what, 6 seasons?

it's like the keystone cops meet the 3 stooges on the high seas!

it's completely pathetic yet i can't look away.

AdPatron · 06-28-2010, 03:03 PM

The whales die.

dyna mo · 06-28-2010, 03:04 PM

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The whales die.

duh, that's been obvious every episode.

Amputate Your Head · 06-28-2010, 03:10 PM

I haven't even watched it. I figured they'd sink themselves or something and forgot all about it.

dyna mo · 06-28-2010, 03:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

I haven't even watched it. I figured they'd sink themselves or something and forgot all about it.

i can relate, the hardest part is figuring out when the new fucking episode is airing, they replay the last few a lot. ugh.

mynameisjim · 06-28-2010, 03:34 PM

I always thought the high seas were lawless, but everyone seems to play nice with water cannons and stink bombs. I know some areas here in Chicago where if you cut off a car, they'll fucking shoot you...lol.

I do think they need some new tactics though, it seems like what they do never works. But the show itself has to be helping them raise money and awareness so even though they lose on the show, they may be winning in the long run.

IllTestYourGirls · 06-28-2010, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by mynameisjim

I always thought the high seas were lawless, but everyone seems to play nice with water cannons and stink bombs. I know some areas here in Chicago where if you cut off a car, they'll fucking shoot you...lol.

I do think they need some new tactics though, it seems like what they do never works. But the show itself has to be helping them raise money and awareness so even though they lose on the show, they may be winning in the long run.

I believe the countries the whalers are coming from have harsh anti-gun laws. But I could be wrong.

mynameisjim · 06-28-2010, 03:41 PM

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I believe the countries the whalers are coming from have harsh anti-gun laws. But I could be wrong.

Yeah, I think Japan is pretty much a no gun country. I guess since they are trying to portray themselves as science ships it would sort of blow their cover if they broke out RPGs...lol.

marketsmart · 06-28-2010, 03:48 PM

they are all pretty nuts, but why cant those slopes just stop killing whales...

after all these years you would think those little nips have figured out that eating what sperm wont wont their little cocks any bigger....

and besides that, i dont like the fact that they lie and say its for research..

man up you slant eyed fucks and just say you feel like killing them..

i cant believe that the UN lets these yellow bastards slide through this loophole...

ps.. i was able to get 4 racial slurs into this rant...

for me....

.

Major (Tom) · 06-28-2010, 04:50 PM

Yea, nothing goes right for those idiots. They are inept as they get.
ds

ProG · 06-28-2010, 05:01 PM

well, they are easily the dumbest people on the ocean, but keep in mind they are all volunteers. This season has been really boring so far...

dyna mo · 06-28-2010, 05:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ProG

well, they are easily the dumbest people on the ocean, but keep in mind they are all volunteers. This season has been really boring so far...

i hear ya. but the cap'n isn't. i loved how they bring in the ringer ady gil to get the edge, the ady finally meets up with the sea sheperd, dude asks what's the plan and the cap'n says you're going to motor over there and distract em while we get away!

oh and bring a spud gun and here's a rope.

great plan!

Amputate Your Head · 06-28-2010, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

i hear ya. but the cap'n isn't. i loved how they bring in the ringer ady gil to get the edge, the ady finally meets up with the sea sheperd, dude asks what's the plan and the cap'n says you're going to motor over there and distract em while we get away!

oh and bring a spud gun and here's a rope.

great plan!

You have to get away from them before you can start finding them again.

dyna mo · 06-28-2010, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

You have to get away from them before you can start finding them again.

i agree, just saying the plan to slip away was no plan.

ProG · 06-28-2010, 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

i hear ya. but the cap'n isn't. i loved how they bring in the ringer ady gil to get the edge, the ady finally meets up with the sea sheperd, dude asks what's the plan and the cap'n says you're going to motor over there and distract em while we get away!

oh and bring a spud gun and here's a rope.

great plan!

This is probably the same genius plan that ends up getting the Ady Gil ran over. I actually like the spud gun, it's a nice change from a bunch of girls who can't throw far enough. I wouldn't be so generous with where I aim that thing and what I load it with though

Amputate Your Head · 06-28-2010, 05:29 PM

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i agree, just saying the plan to slip away was no plan.

Wha?

You dare to question the spud gun & rope method? Isn't that how Troy was defeated?

CIVMatt · 06-28-2010, 05:31 PM

I'm the worlds biggest fan of whales,

so why is it I cheer for the Japs every season?

Amputate Your Head · 06-28-2010, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by CIVMatt

I'm the worlds biggest fan of whales,

so why is it I cheer for the Japs every season?

If the whales had harpoon cannons, at least it would be a fair fight.

dyna mo · 06-28-2010, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by ProG

This is probably the same genius plan that ends up getting the Ady Gil ran over. I actually like the spud gun, it's a nice change from a bunch of girls who can't throw far enough. I wouldn't be so generous with where I aim that thing and what I load it with though

although i am somewhat skeptical, the editing always makes me think "well, it's all over this time for the sea sheperds." but then i'm let down.

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Wha?

You dare to question the spud gun & rope method? Isn't that how Troy was defeated?

true, i'm a land lubber.

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