I love the United States.

[PenisFace]

I love the United States. I love everything about the place.

• Huge variations in the people, places and ways of life.
• The people in LA are massively different than the people in NY.
• Cowboys.
• City slickers.
• Food varies massively between locations.
• I've never encountered an unfriendly American.
• I've encountered plenty of unfriendly people from elsewhere.
• People (especially in the South) are polite and courteous. I don't care if it's fake, it's the thought that counts.
• Technology. They're always working on new and interesting shit.
• Space. As a huge, giant space nerd, the Americans are really, really good at space, the universe, and stuffs.
• Sports. Americans love their sports. I can respect this, even if I hate most sports.
• They always become intrigued and excited when they find out that I'm Canadian.

I bolded the last one, because it always stands out to me. Regardless of where I am, when I'm in the United States and someone finds out that I'm Canadian, they always seem happy to talk. What I usually hear is, "Oh I'd love to visit canada one day!". Not only does this make my inner Canadian happy, it makes me happy that we are seen in a good light. I only wish that more Canadians felt the same way I do about the United States.

I also love the United States because I am fit, healthy, and have a pretty good looking body. My face may look like it was run over by a dump truck, but at least I have abs. When I was in North Carolina, on the beach, I felt like the biggest badass on the planet. In every direction was a fat man or a fat woman. Unlike other places, I could argue that I was the hottest piece of ass on that beach that day.

[CyberHustler]

Go fuck yourself...

[PenisFace]

Originally Posted by NanoBot

Go fuck yourself...

A well thought out, eye opening reply. I appreciate your efforts.

[CyberHustler]

Fuck your appreciation...

[DaddyHalbucks]

Thanks for the nice words about the USA.

[PenisFace]

Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

Thanks for the nice words about the USA.

I especially love Arid deserts like Las Vegas. Warm weather all the time? Cool visuals? Fun and partying? That's like 4 cool things in 1. The only thing I couldn't get used to is the giant spiders. They don't really bother me, they're just too big.

[RyuLion]

Wow, I never knew there were so many positive things about Americans..

[baddog]

You are right, the US is a great place to visit, and the people in the south are genuinely hospitable.

[xmas13]

Thank you man from the north, you seem polite and courteous. I don't care if it's fake, it's the thought that counts. Ahahahahahahahhahhahahahha.

[PenisFace]

Originally Posted by xmas13

Thank you man from the north, you seem polite and courteous. I don't care if it's fake, it's the thought that counts. Ahahahahahahahhahhahahahha.

lol, that's not what I was getting at, but you get the idea :P

And ryulion, you'd be shocked at how many people froth at the mouth with pure rage when they find out I like those dirty, horrible Americans. There is seriously a huge number of people, even here in friendly old Canada, who are anti-american to the point of advocating the mass murder of Americans.

Yeah.


edit: I should clarify, my "I don't care if it's fake, it's the thought that counts." is a prime example of how stereotypes can effect someone who is fond of something or someone. I've never felt anything other than welcome when in a Southern state, yet the whole "southerners are stupid and violent rednecks hurr" snuck in before I even realized it. I'm not going to edit my original post, as I think it proves a good point. Everyone was friendly, so it was clearly genuine. In the future, I will try harder to avoid stereotyping, or being swayed by stereotypical views.

[BigDeanEvans]

Get ready for the haters...many people hate the US on here but oddly enough they push US based sponsors and are on a US based message board lol

[PenisFace]

Originally Posted by BigDeanEvans

Get ready for the haters...many people hate the US on here but oddly enough they push US based sponsors and are on a US based message board lol

Yeah man I sure hate those americans. It's a good thing they dont pay me and keep a roof over my head. oh wait...

[Amputate Your Head]

The grass is always greener....

[xmas13]

Originally Posted by PenisFace

lol, that's not what I was getting at, but you get the idea :P

yeah, just kidding

[Sloane]

Never had any problems with my American brothers.... I've been lucky to visit about 10 times, plus dated a nice American girl in my younger days. Have always found them to be cool and friendly. I think the world has a bad opinion of the US for political reasons. Why you would judge the population of a whole country based on their polititions I will never understand.

[papill0n]

yep for sure.

I will add...

fantastic geography & huge biodiversity

[papill0n]

Originally Posted by BigDeanEvans

Get ready for the haters...many people hate the US on here but oddly enough they push US based sponsors and are on a US based message board lol

oh yeah lets not forget the majority of us who have ever earnt anything from porn have done so from us sponsors.

please join me in thanking the USA for the opportunity to spend a fair portion of my life earning money from porn

[Chosen]

You haven't been much in other countries, right?

[Emil]

[raven1083]

good to those who live there

[Emil]

Originally Posted by raven1083

good to those who live there

Yes, the US would be my #1 choice if I was going to move away.

[seeandsee]

Originally Posted by PenisFace

I love the United States. I love everything about the place.

• Huge variations in the people, places and ways of life.
• The people in LA are massively different than the people in NY.
• Cowboys.
• City slickers.
• Food varies massively between locations.
• I've never encountered an unfriendly American.
• I've encountered plenty of unfriendly people from elsewhere.
• People (especially in the South) are polite and courteous. I don't care if it's fake, it's the thought that counts.
• Technology. They're always working on new and interesting shit.
• Space. As a huge, giant space nerd, the Americans are really, really good at space, the universe, and stuffs.
• Sports. Americans love their sports. I can respect this, even if I hate most sports.
• They always become intrigued and excited when they find out that I'm Canadian.

I bolded the last one, because it always stands out to me. Regardless of where I am, when I'm in the United States and someone finds out that I'm Canadian, they always seem happy to talk. What I usually hear is, "Oh I'd love to visit canada one day!". Not only does this make my inner Canadian happy, it makes me happy that we are seen in a good light. I only wish that more Canadians felt the same way I do about the United States.

I also love the United States because I am fit, healthy, and have a pretty good looking body. My face may look like it was run over by a dump truck, but at least I have abs. When I was in North Carolina, on the beach, I felt like the biggest badass on the planet. In every direction was a fat man or a fat woman. Unlike other places, I could argue that I was the hottest piece of ass on that beach that day.

i love american porn babes

[Dvae]

Originally Posted by Sloane

I think the world has a bad opinion of the US for political reasons.

Obama is now president. He has fixed all that in his first year.

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by baddog

You are right, the US is a great place to visit, and the people in the south are genuinely hospitable.

Totally agreed. It's really a great place to visit (perhaps not only once), but I wouldn't like to live there

[newB]

Originally Posted by PenisFace

When I was in North Carolina, on the beach, I felt like the biggest badass on the planet. In every direction was a fat man or a fat woman.

Yeah, we generally love stuff that is terrible for us: Sweet iced tea, sodas, fried foods, pork, cigarettes, etc. But it's a great place to live and/or visit - we take great pride in our southern hospitality.

[Fraggy]

Hence why I dont visit the beach too much LOL

[Jason Voorhees]

Originally Posted by PenisFace

I love the United States. I love everything about the place.

• They always become intrigued and excited when they find out that I'm Canadian.

I bolded the last one, because it always stands out to me. Regardless of where I am, when I'm in the United States and someone finds out that I'm Canadian, they always seem happy to talk. What I usually hear is, "Oh I'd love to visit canada one day!". Not only does this make my inner Canadian happy, it makes me happy that we are seen in a good light. I only wish that more Canadians felt the same way I do about the United States.

That's because despite us Americans making fun of you for not having much of a military, or being neutral in pretty much EVERY aspect of politics, we see you as our hippie brothers, and we like you. Unlike those ungrateful pricks across the sea who are just butt hurt we revolted and owned their asses and now they are bounded to suck our dicks for the rest of eternity or be nuked all to hell... muha... muhaha... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

[Babaganoosh]

I love the country, can't stand most of the residents.

[charlie g]

I moved away. The land of the free aint so free anymore. Most of the people are self-indulgent pricks. TV and video games have almost destroyed the sense of family. If you think you have freedom, go try to take a pis on the side of the road.

Think you own your own property? Don't pay the taxes on it. Want to build a tree house for your kids? A neighbor calls the county and the building inspector makes you tear it down because you dont have a permit.

You buy your wife an Escalade but she is unhappy because the neighbor got a new lexus suv. Your daughter's unhappy because her Iphone is "old" now, but you just bought it for her birthday in May. Your son is embarrassed to bring friends home to our measly 5800sft house because all his friends have big houses.

On and on.... keep up with the Jones'? Fuck the Jones' !!!

[Jason Voorhees]

Originally Posted by charlie g

If you think you have freedom, go try to take a pis on the side of the road.

I shouldn't be subjected to seeing your genitals just because you can't hold your bladder long enough to find a proper bathroom, that's not, not being free, that's just not being a fucking idiot.

Originally Posted by charlie g

Think you own your own property? Don't pay the taxes on it. Want to build a tree house for your kids? A neighbor calls the county and the building inspector makes you tear it down because you dont have a permit.

Ok, I agree with property taxes, but without the taxes we can't pay state officials and city workers who work the long hot days in the sun fixing the road so you and your fat ass wife can drive your SUV to the store for more alcohol.

Originally Posted by charlie g

You buy your wife an Escalade but she is unhappy because the neighbor got a new lexus suv. Your daughter's unhappy because her Iphone is "old" now, but you just bought it for her birthday in May. Your son is embarrassed to bring friends home to our measly 5800sft house because all his friends have big houses.

On and on.... keep up with the Jones'? Fuck the Jones' !!!

That's not a problem of the USA, that's your problem, if your wife is such a greedy whore, divorce her ass, you whiny little bitch. Your daughter wants the new up to date gadgets and is being a cunt about it? Make that little shit get a fucking job, be a man, you little bitch! Your son acts that way? Tell the little prick he can't have any of his thieving little friends over to the house anyway, otherwise he won't have jack shit.

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally Posted by Jason Voorhees

I shouldn't be subjected to seeing your genitals just because you can't hold your bladder long enough to find a proper bathroom, that's not, not being free, that's just not being a fucking idiot.

Don't look.

Originally Posted by Jason Voorhees

Ok, I agree with property taxes, but without the taxes we can't pay state officials and city workers who work the long hot days in the sun fixing the road so you and your fat ass wife can drive your SUV to the store for more alcohol.

We can't pay them anyway. That's why they're being layed-off en masse, and being asked to work for minimum wage now.

Originally Posted by Jason Voorhees

That's not a problem of the USA, that's your problem, if your wife is such a greedy whore, divorce her ass, you whiny little bitch. Your daughter wants the new up to date gadgets and is being a cunt about it? Make that little shit get a fucking job, be a man, you little bitch! Your son acts that way? Tell the little prick he can't have any of his thieving little friends over to the house anyway, otherwise he won't have jack shit.

And then your rotten kids call CPS on you for being a douche or worse, kill you in your sleep, or your shitty wife divorces you, takes everything you have, and you end up living in a box while every penny you earn goes straight to your ex-bitch and your rotten fucked up kids for the next 20 years.

[Jason Voorhees]

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Don't look.

I can't, it's human nature to look at other weewees

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

We can't pay them anyway. That's why they're being layed-off en masse, and being asked to work for minimum wage now.

Stupid mexicans!

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

And then your rotten kids call CPS on you for being a douche or worse, kill you in your sleep, or your shitty wife divorces you, takes everything you have, and you end up living in a box while every penny you earn goes straight to your ex-bitch and your rotten fucked up kids for the next 20 years.

An hero.

[charlie g]

Originally Posted by Jason Voorhees

I shouldn't be subjected to seeing your genitals just because you can't hold your bladder long enough to find a proper bathroom, that's not, not being free, that's just not being a fucking idiot.

Dude, I dont have a hard on and my balls are safely snuggled in the undies. No one that didnt want to see could.

Originally Posted by Jason Voorhees

Ok, I agree with property taxes, but without the taxes we can't pay state officials and city workers who work the long hot days in the sun fixing the road so you and your fat ass wife can drive your SUV to the store for more alcohol.

You mean the 6 supervisors that watch the 2 osha guys watch the guy working on the road?

Originally Posted by Jason Voorhees

That's not a problem of the USA, that's your problem, if your wife is such a greedy whore, divorce her ass, you whiny little bitch. Your daughter wants the new up to date gadgets and is being a cunt about it? Make that little shit get a fucking job, be a man, you little bitch! Your son acts that way? Tell the little prick he can't have any of his thieving little friends over to the house anyway, otherwise he won't have jack shit.

Yea, why do you think I live in Bali now?

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by charlie g

The land of the free aint so free anymore.

Quoted for truth.

[BlackCrayon]

as a fellow canadian i must say i love the states as well. there is lots of bullshit in every country but its the people who matter.

[D Ghost]

Yeah I love being robbed by politicians

[John-ACWM]

That was quite a read, nice point of view!

[Sausage]

Wouldn't want to live in the States .. that would he hell, but its a fantastic place to visit. I agree the people are friendly, and there is so much to see!!

[Raf1]

great place to visit for sure.

[pimpware]

Originally Posted by DJ The Kid

Yeah I love being robbed by politicians

Bad news, that's a problem for every country

[sperbonzo]

Originally Posted by pimpware

bad news, that's a problem for every country

we have a winner!!!

Ding ding ding!!!

Give that man a cupie doll!!!



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[J. Falcon]

I'm sure it loves you back.

[Vendzilla]

Try California
We have everything here, big cities, open ranges, mountains, snow year round, high deserts and low ones, oceans, sand dunes, record sized trees, agriculture( I think we have enough rice for Japan grown here) Porn Valley, Hollywood, medical Marijuana, the list goes on

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by Vendzilla

Try California
We have everything here ... medical Marijuana ...

But still no medical heroin? What loss.

BTW, I didn't like California. The most impressive place I was in the USA is the old French town of New Orleans.

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally Posted by cyberxxx

But still no medical heroin? What loss.

BTW, I didn't like California. The most impressive place I was in the USA is the old French town of New Orleans.

Hawaii is the crown jewel of the US. Even though it's the 50th state, in practice living there is much like living in a different country. They get all the benefit of still being in the US, but also enjoy being 2500 miles from the mainland.

[just a punk]

Unfortunately I never been to Hawaii. Perhaps some day...

[_Richard_]

Originally Posted by PenisFace

I love the United States. I love everything about the place.

• Huge variations in the people, places and ways of life.
• The people in LA are massively different than the people in NY.
• Cowboys.
• City slickers.
• Food varies massively between locations.
• I've never encountered an unfriendly American.
• I've encountered plenty of unfriendly people from elsewhere.
• People (especially in the South) are polite and courteous. I don't care if it's fake, it's the thought that counts.
• Technology. They're always working on new and interesting shit.
• Space. As a huge, giant space nerd, the Americans are really, really good at space, the universe, and stuffs.
• Sports. Americans love their sports. I can respect this, even if I hate most sports.
• They always become intrigued and excited when they find out that I'm Canadian.

I bolded the last one, because it always stands out to me. Regardless of where I am, when I'm in the United States and someone finds out that I'm Canadian, they always seem happy to talk. What I usually hear is, "Oh I'd love to visit canada one day!". Not only does this make my inner Canadian happy, it makes me happy that we are seen in a good light. I only wish that more Canadians felt the same way I do about the United States.

I also love the United States because I am fit, healthy, and have a pretty good looking body. My face may look like it was run over by a dump truck, but at least I have abs. When I was in North Carolina, on the beach, I felt like the biggest badass on the planet. In every direction was a fat man or a fat woman. Unlike other places, I could argue that I was the hottest piece of ass on that beach that day.

it's funny, but when i was in upstate new york doing the small town bar scene, a bunch of these guys smoking found out i was canadian, and they non-aggressively surrounded me asking zillions of questions.

it was slightly disturbing at how open and willing to learn they were, yet didn't do it via any method of self-education

[Amputate Your Head]

Originally Posted by _Richard_

it's funny, but when i was in upstate new york doing the small town bar scene, a bunch of these guys smoking found out i was canadian, and they non-aggressively surrounded me asking zillions of questions.

it was slightly disturbing at how open and willing to learn they were, yet didn't do it via any method of self-education

That's interesting... around 15 years ago I guess, I got stuck for the night in some podunk town up around the Georgian Bay. So I went to this little bar that was close by. As soon as those guys in there found out I was American, they did the same thing.... surrounded me and started asking a million questions.... buying me beers all night.... they were a great crowd. Had a blast.

[_Richard_]

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

That's interesting... around 15 years ago I guess, I got stuck for the night in some podunk town up around the Georgian Bay. So I went to this little bar that was close by. As soon as those guys in there found out I was American, they did the same thing.... surrounded me and started asking a million questions.... buying me beers all night.... they were a great crowd. Had a blast.

haha isn't that past Barrie? i'm trying to think of an equivalent and i'm only coming up with towns in alaska haha

[Sausage]

Originally Posted by cyberxxx

But still no medical heroin? What loss.

BTW, I didn't like California. The most impressive place I was in the USA is the old French town of New Orleans.

Yeah I have to say that California (LA+ a bit) and Miami were both slums, some of the most awful cities i have ever experienced and I have been to many of the Asian cesspools ... but LA and Miami were just the most horrible places to be. Will never go back to those fucked up cities.. and probably not those states either.

Though most of Colorado as a whole, and New York were major experiences. Really enjoyed Texas and New Mexico too! Never been to New Orleans but its on my hitlist