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Old 07-06-2010, 02:16 PM   #51
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:21 PM   #52
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:29 PM   #53
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but it was!! ;0
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:34 PM   #54
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How could i forget...

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Old 07-06-2010, 02:35 PM   #55
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:36 PM   #56
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Well, only saw rogue brother recently, but it was meant to be the catchall, as in "Rogue __________"
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:37 PM   #57
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"It's a GAME-CHANGER!"

"Don't hate the player, hate the game"

and basically anything a middle-aged, balding white person says on a message board while trying to sound like a gangsta rapper.
Thats fucked up to talk ahout KB's hair loss
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:40 PM   #58
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ok some more classic nuggets:

I got scammed
Don't do business with...(insert anyone)
(Insert affiliate program) hasn't paid me...
muahahahaha
buahahahaha
Who is the biggest playah on GFY?
Check out my new ride
Who is this chick?
I want to start my own tube site
spam me with sponsors
drive by spam
my huge mainstream projects (read: pushing Rx and acai berry produtcs)
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:44 PM   #59
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"Show me your tits"
"Where is my money"
"xxx is a scammer"
"I did not get paid by....."
"xxx, please step in"
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:53 PM   #60
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"Show me your tits"
"Where is my money"
"xxx is a scammer"
"I did not get paid by....."
"xxx, please step in"
Jacques,

Show me your tits
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Old 07-06-2010, 02:59 PM   #61
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Jacques,

Show me your tits
Hairy moobs is your fetish ?
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Old 07-06-2010, 10:40 PM   #62
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Old 07-07-2010, 12:25 AM   #63
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Old 07-07-2010, 12:42 AM   #64
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Here's my observations:

"barefootsies"

We get it, he's annoying and tends to sperg out. Put him on ignore and forget about it. The same goes for anyone else who pisses you off.

"BP4L" and "Bro". You're internet nerds who make money nerding out on the internet. You aren't fooling anyone.


"baddog is..."


Either a good guy or a prick, depending on who you ask. We don't really care.

"fatfoo..." (I am guilty of this, I admit)

An internet message board is a place where people can post topics and reply to other topics. 54% of the stuff I say may potentially be posted by a bot or an Indian named Kalur Kumar Singh Bahar. Good luck, Steven Segal.

Everyone on GFY

Disfunctional doesn't even begin to describe 100% of you. This 100% includes me. We are all the worst kind of person.



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Is this thread about phrases from the industry or just this board?
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Old 07-07-2010, 01:00 AM   #67
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Is this thread about phrases from the industry or just this board?
The only part of the industry that I know is from GFY. Otherwise I'm completely unaffiliated. If the rest of the industry is anything like GFY... God help us.
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Teen... But her ID says she's 27
First Timer... First time this hour maybe
Reality... With a script, camera stops and transition shots, editing
Find me at the Circle Bar

From the board...

Broke Newbie... I realize you know everyone in your own little world, but if you ever left the house would your neighbor even know you?
Attention Mods... Shut the fuck up, quit whining and Go Fuck Yourself
XXXX is back and his new name is XXXX... So what, start your own board if you want to play mod
Fake Nics


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ROI. Had the best ROI ever at XXXX Show, even tho only 22 people attended and we all work for the same company.
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Teen... But her ID says she's 27
First Timer... First time this hour maybe
Reality... With a script, camera stops and transition shots, editing
Find me at the Circle Bar

From the board...

Broke Newbie... I realize you know everyone in your own little world, but if you ever left the house would your neighbor even know you?
Attention Mods... Shut the fuck up, quit whining and Go Fuck Yourself
XXXX is back and his new name is XXXX... So what, start your own board if you want to play mod
Fake Nics


and the best of both...

ROI. Had the best ROI ever at XXXX Show, even tho only 22 people attended and we all work for the same company.
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Old 07-07-2010, 04:42 AM   #74
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if you ever left the house would your neighbor even know you?
Unfortunately yes. EVERYBODY seems to know me.

But i've lived here for 11 years now and if you lined up everybody in the street and asked ME which house they belong too I wouldn't have a clue
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Sorry a relative died so I didn't finish your banners.
Sorry, my PC broke so I didn't finish your banners.
Sorry, we had powercut in village so I didn't finish your banners.
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Old 07-07-2010, 04:51 AM   #76
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Some families must breed like rabbits the amount of relatives that they have spare to kill off.
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where did you hear all of those phrases? all i remember is that there is no money in porn, am i living on the other adult business side?
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i just re-evaluated, after losing my lunch.
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"Synergy" -- particularly when used as a verb, as the non-word "synergize." This is a bigger problem in the business world outside of adult, but I've heard the term used ad nauseum by members of the industry, as well.
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Show some sense of humor
It's just gfy...
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