The Taliban now training MONKEYS to fight their jihad in Afghanistan? - GoFuckYourself.com

CDSmith · 07-14-2010, 06:18 PM

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/w...ow/6168798.cms

http://www.stripes.com/blogs/the-rum...roops-1.110933

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/294453

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"The Taliban is supposedly investing in monkeys. That is what the the People?s Daily, a newspaper owned by the Chinese government, is reporting. According to Friday?s report, based on British intelligence, the Taliban is recruiting monkeys, and training them to use weapons and fight against American troops. American military intelligence experts are calling them ?monkey terrorists.?

We're in some serious doody over there if this is true.

If these monkeys run out of ammo and start flinging their poo at our troops all is lost.

_Richard_ · 07-14-2010, 06:21 PM

i didn't think personnel numbers were the problem

2012 · 07-14-2010, 06:26 PM

and we trained ours to represent us in congress

CDSmith · 07-14-2010, 07:21 PM

Honestly if I hadn't seen it on about 15 different news sites I'd have swore it was originated from theonion.com.

Imagine being a parent and getting a letter stating your son or daughter was killed overseas by a sniper monkey.

fatfoo · 07-14-2010, 07:37 PM

XXXJay is one of the monkeys. Look at avatar:

CDSmith · 07-14-2010, 08:13 PM

People don't realize how big this story is.

2012 · 07-14-2010, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by NEWYORK?

if a rumour doing the rounds in the Chinese media is to be believed.

Amputate Your Head · 07-14-2010, 08:28 PM

DBS.US · 07-14-2010, 08:29 PM

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-14-2010, 08:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/w...ow/6168798.cms

http://www.stripes.com/blogs/the-rum...roops-1.110933

http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/294453

We're in some serious doody over there if this is true.

If these monkeys run out of ammo and start flinging their poo at our troops all is lost.

Fight poo fighters with Foo Fighters:

ADG

Spunky · 07-14-2010, 08:45 PM

Durka Durka Allah Akbar

bronco67 · 07-14-2010, 08:56 PM

The Taliban already are a bunch of monkeys.

Owner · 07-14-2010, 11:15 PM

PETA is outraged

Rofl · 07-15-2010, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith

If these monkeys run out of ammo and start flinging their poo at our troops all is lost.

Lol, they'd be too busy wanking off in front of the tourists first...

TeenCat · 07-15-2010, 12:40 AM

taliban cyber army

Dirty Dane · 07-15-2010, 01:29 AM

TeenCat · 07-15-2010, 01:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Dane

oooh lol mate!

seeandsee · 07-15-2010, 03:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty Dane

That was trained monkey wanted to kill our president obama, but his fast hand got the monkey face with missile

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 07-15-2010, 03:53 AM

ADG

Ethersync · 07-15-2010, 04:10 AM

Great fiction.

ottopottomouse · 07-15-2010, 04:26 AM

How many virgins does a suicide monkey get?

CaptainHowdy · 07-15-2010, 06:29 AM

Scary ass shit, ahahahahahahaha!

$5 submissions · 07-15-2010, 06:38 AM

The Chinese have their own version of The Onion?

Ethersync · 07-15-2010, 06:41 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

How many virgins does a suicide monkey get?

Amputate Your Head · 07-15-2010, 09:32 AM

Exploding monkeys.... perfect.

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