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redwhitenblue · 01-03-2003, 05:25 PM

1. Mounties only wear their red uniforms and ride horses while in parades. otherwise, the are in regular police officer clothes and drive cars.

2. Your special forces unit, the JTF 2 are very secretive(because they suck and lack training and funds), and answer to your Canadian version of the CIA, the CSIS.(Canadian Special Intelligence Service)
but they blow ass because they always need help from the US.

3.The Queen and Govener general positions are NOT CEREMONIAL positions since Pierre Trudeau brought home the consititution in the mid-seventies. Britains power over Canada is at 53%, and are still considered a commonwealth.

4. Only 54% of canadians know John A. was the first prime minister while about 90% of Americans know who the first president was. *79% of Americans know the first line of The Star Spangled Banner while only a pathetic 37% of canadians know the first line of o canada, which hilariously enough is o canada. *

5. In World War 2, the Americans and the British had to WAIT for Canadians to catch up during the Invasion of Normandy because they took jsut that much longer then us. Plus, you guys only joined the war AFTER your own sorry asses got attacked, despite the constant cries for help from your ALLIES the British(by the way, if it weren`t for the British and Americans, there wouldn`t have been a war for the Canadians to join)!

6. *You want to know the only three countries in the world that allow no private hospitals. *cuba, north korea, and the "people's republic" of canada. *What the fuck is the difference between canada's health care system and what a communist country would have. NOTHING. *In fact red china even once looked at the canadian model and determined it was to socialistic for them! *Even sweden the bastion of socialism allows private hospitals

RedShoe · 01-03-2003, 05:26 PM

Canadia? Who the fuck learned you to speak?

Phoenix · 01-03-2003, 05:27 PM

i think we are winning 1-0 right now in the hockey game

RedShoe · 01-03-2003, 05:29 PM

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Originally posted by redwhitenblue
4. Only 54% of canadians know John A. was the first prime minister while about 90% of Americans know who the first president was. *79% of Americans know the first line of The Star Spangled Banner while only a pathetic 37% of canadians know the first line of o canada, which hilariously enough is o canada. *

FACT: 78% of all percentage stats are made up.

FlyingIguana · 01-03-2003, 05:31 PM

are you mad because you have a little penis? its not canadians fault you have a wittle wang.

NoCarrier · 01-03-2003, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by redwhitenblue

3.The Queen and Govener general positions are NOT CEREMONIAL positions since Pierre Trudeau brought home the consititution in the mid-seventies. Britains power over Canada is at 53%, and are still considered a commonwealth.

I don't know where you got your "FACTS" from, but the patriation of Constitution from Trudeau was on April 17, 1982.

Mid-seventies? LOL..

I don't even want to read your other so called "facts".

You are the pathetic loser, and that's a proven fact.

Socks · 01-03-2003, 05:38 PM

Stop hoarding all the ignorance man, there's plenty to go around!

Captain Canada · 01-03-2003, 05:40 PM

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Originally posted by redwhitenblue
Plus, you guys only joined the war AFTER your own sorry asses got attacked

We were attacked?

This has to be some type of joke - nobody can be this dumb.

digi · 01-03-2003, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by redwhitenblue
1. Mounties only wear their red uniforms and ride horses while in parades. otherwise, the are in regular police officer clothes and drive cars.

do you suggest they try to catch criminals in cars with horses?

p00p · 01-03-2003, 05:42 PM

But our beer kicks ASS! Which I am going out now to buy, because you have depressed me. Thanks for the excuse!

PS, I didn't read your whole tirade, but can you mention our shitty taxes, too? Our support of Kyoto? Jean Cretien?

rip raster · 01-03-2003, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by redwhitenblue
1. Mounties only wear their red uniforms and ride horses while in parades. otherwise, the are in regular police officer clothes and drive cars.

2. Your special forces unit, the JTF 2 are very secretive(because they suck and lack training and funds), and answer to your Canadian version of the CIA, the CSIS.(Canadian Special Intelligence Service)
but they blow ass because they always need help from the US.

3.The Queen and Govener general positions are NOT CEREMONIAL positions since Pierre Trudeau brought home the consititution in the mid-seventies. Britains power over Canada is at 53%, and are still considered a commonwealth.

4. Only 54% of canadians know John A. was the first prime minister while about 90% of Americans know who the first president was. *79% of Americans know the first line of The Star Spangled Banner while only a pathetic 37% of canadians know the first line of o canada, which hilariously enough is o canada. *

5. In World War 2, the Americans and the British had to WAIT for Canadians to catch up during the Invasion of Normandy because they took jsut that much longer then us. Plus, you guys only joined the war AFTER your own sorry asses got attacked, despite the constant cries for help from your ALLIES the British(by the way, if it weren`t for the British and Americans, there wouldn`t have been a war for the Canadians to join)!

6. *You want to know the only three countries in the world that allow no private hospitals. *cuba, north korea, and the "people's republic" of canada. *What the fuck is the difference between canada's health care system and what a communist country would have. NOTHING. *In fact red china even once looked at the canadian model and determined it was to socialistic for them! *Even sweden the bastion of socialism allows private hospitals

You are an IDIOT!!!!

yys · 01-03-2003, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by redwhitenblue
1. Mounties only wear their red uniforms and ride horses while in parades. otherwise, the are in regular police officer clothes and drive cars.

2. Your special forces unit, the JTF 2 are very secretive(because they suck and lack training and funds), and answer to your Canadian version of the CIA, the CSIS.(Canadian Special Intelligence Service)
but they blow ass because they always need help from the US.

3.The Queen and Govener general positions are NOT CEREMONIAL positions since Pierre Trudeau brought home the consititution in the mid-seventies. Britains power over Canada is at 53%, and are still considered a commonwealth.

4. Only 54% of canadians know John A. was the first prime minister while about 90% of Americans know who the first president was. *79% of Americans know the first line of The Star Spangled Banner while only a pathetic 37% of canadians know the first line of o canada, which hilariously enough is o canada. *

5. In World War 2, the Americans and the British had to WAIT for Canadians to catch up during the Invasion of Normandy because they took jsut that much longer then us. Plus, you guys only joined the war AFTER your own sorry asses got attacked, despite the constant cries for help from your ALLIES the British(by the way, if it weren`t for the British and Americans, there wouldn`t have been a war for the Canadians to join)!

6. *You want to know the only three countries in the world that allow no private hospitals. *cuba, north korea, and the "people's republic" of canada. *What the fuck is the difference between canada's health care system and what a communist country would have. NOTHING. *In fact red china even once looked at the canadian model and determined it was to socialistic for them! *Even sweden the bastion of socialism allows private hospitals

2. JTF2 is a highly regarded unit by friend and foes. Fact is, if an enemy has encountered them chances are they won't be around to tell stories and we Canadians don't like to blow our own horns like Americans so you won't hear much about them.

5. We declared war on Germany the day Britain did; it was the isolationist U.S. that took it's sweet ass time entering the war. As for your D-day scenario, the Canadian troops penetrated the German lines the deepest on D-Day and we were stuck waiting for you to accomplish your part of the mission.

Socks · 01-03-2003, 05:47 PM

In case part of you secretly cares, we enjoy being part of the commonwealth. There is no percentage, the queen just has veto power that she hasn't used in decades. We all know O Canada, our literacy rate is considered 100%. In world war 2, you were lucky to have us, and the US was the last country to join. We now do have private hospitals starting. We've always had specialty care centers for people who could afford private care, that's a myth.

Rilose · 01-03-2003, 05:47 PM

americans aren't even educated about Canada ( not Canadia retardo magnifico ) in school so shut it beatch` !

01-03-2003, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by redwhitenblue
1. Mounties only wear their red uniforms and ride horses while in parades. otherwise, the are in regular police officer clothes and drive cars.

Was that a big surprise? And that's supposed to be a bad thing? I'm sure glad our police don't have to rely on horses to get around. And those bright red uniforms probably wouldn't work too well in a drug bust.

Number one on your list should have been our taxes.

stevo · 01-03-2003, 05:59 PM

September 03, 1939: Great Britain, France, New Zealand, Australia, India and South Africa declare war on Germany.

September 10, 1939: Canada declares war on Germany.

December 08, 1940: United States declares war on Japan.

Did the US ever declare war on Germany during WWII?

British fire bomb Dresden, killed 135,000 civilians - thats more than the atomic bomb at Hiroshima or Nagasaki killed - probably not including radiation...

PaulSweet · 01-03-2003, 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by Socks
Stop hoarding all the ignorance man, there's plenty to go around!

NetBabe · 01-03-2003, 07:23 PM

You're the weakest link!

tree · 01-03-2003, 07:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Rilose
americans aren't even educated about Canada ( not Canadia retardo magnifico ) in school so shut it beatch` !

i think the 'canadia' thing was a joke EH'

you damn canadians get so angry when somebody insults canadia. Just because our american school curiculum doesnt spend more than a day on your country, is not a reason to be mean. Isnt canada beside mexico?

GFY Troll ® · 01-03-2003, 07:30 PM

You call THIS trolling?!?! You fuckin' PUSSY!!!!!!

czarkazm · 01-03-2003, 07:48 PM

All the facts you Yanks need about Canada can be found in Strange Brew, eh....who you callin a hoser?

corvette · 01-03-2003, 07:57 PM

Is Canadia close to flordia?

yys · 01-03-2003, 08:00 PM

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Originally posted by corvett
Is Canadia close to flordia?

Hey Corvett, who's the Canadian guy that owns a piece of CCBill. I met him at the pb/host4porn party at B-side in Toronto a year and a half ago but I've forgotten his name.

Actually I think he said he owned Cavecreek or a piece of it too.

corvette · 01-03-2003, 08:27 PM

was his name Craig? i am not sure whether he was Canadian or not, but that might be who you are talking about.

Webby · 01-03-2003, 10:04 PM

corvett:

*Is Canadia close to flordia?*

Yea.. tis just south of Naples - Naples in Italy - we "own" that don't we??

I've been listening to a whole bundle of utter dribble from even "educated" folks in US for years - when it comes to geography, they ain't got one clue :-)

"We own the Caribbean islands...", "Antigua is in the Indian Ocean, right?", "Costa Rica is an island off the coast of Florida..."
blah... Strange that Canadians seen to know this stuff, but tis lacking in the US!

corvette · 01-03-2003, 10:30 PM

Webby, i hope that you didn't take me seriously

go ahead, ask me a geography question

AkiraSS · 01-03-2003, 10:32 PM

Don't reply to newbies stupid posts that wish only to make a thread with high post count in order to received the TOS promised anal sex at their 50th post

Webby · 01-03-2003, 10:37 PM

corvett:

Oh shit! ... I ain't the only one who sees this "location problem"??

Na.. I kinda got the idea ya were not too serious!

corvette · 01-03-2003, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webby
corvett:

Oh shit! ... I ain't the only one who sees this "location problem"??

Na.. I kinda got the idea ya were not too serious!

East Timor

corvette · 01-03-2003, 10:41 PM

sorry, jumped the gun, going out for the night

later

Webby · 01-03-2003, 10:41 PM

One of em islands off the coast of Miami??

Rochard · 01-03-2003, 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by corvett
Is Canadia close to flordia?

I'm confused. Is Canada a US State or not?

Ray@TastyDollars · 01-04-2003, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RedShoe
Canadia? Who the fuck learned you to speak?

multisexsite · 01-04-2003, 12:14 AM

I hate Canadiains!

Bastards, go back to Canadia!

[The Leader] · 01-04-2003, 12:45 AM

Fact: We have free health care, hotter women, better pot, most of the good comedians, and you protect us with your army that you spend all your money on....yeah you got us.

Oh, here's another fact: 99.9% of Canadians over the age of 6 can spell United States of American, as well as Canada. That's more than can be said about you.

hottoddy · 01-04-2003, 01:13 AM

Bash Canada all you want, but their Navy kicks ass !

Maca · 01-04-2003, 01:45 AM

Speaking from the Australian POV - I say Canadia rocks.... except for Brian Adams

Jay_StandAhead · 01-04-2003, 02:12 AM

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Originally posted by Maca
Speaking from the Australian POV - I say Canadia rocks.... except for Brian Adams

We apologized several times for Brian Adams.

Shit happens....

Magellan · 01-04-2003, 06:23 AM

This thred reminds me of those "This Hour Has 22 Minutes" skits
"Talking To Americans"

DarkJedi · 01-04-2003, 06:36 AM

i think everyone who is bashing Canada is just jealous

Muff · 01-04-2003, 11:00 AM

Time to watch Canadian Bacon.

Argoz · 01-04-2003, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by redwhitenblue
1. Mounties only wear their red uniforms and ride horses while in parades. otherwise, the are in regular police officer clothes and drive cars.

2. Your special forces unit, the JTF 2 are very secretive(because they suck and lack training and funds), and answer to your Canadian version of the CIA, the CSIS.(Canadian Special Intelligence Service)
but they blow ass because they always need help from the US.

3.The Queen and Govener general positions are NOT CEREMONIAL positions since Pierre Trudeau brought home the consititution in the mid-seventies. Britains power over Canada is at 53%, and are still considered a commonwealth.

4. Only 54% of canadians know John A. was the first prime minister while about 90% of Americans know who the first president was. *79% of Americans know the first line of The Star Spangled Banner while only a pathetic 37% of canadians know the first line of o canada, which hilariously enough is o canada. *

5. In World War 2, the Americans and the British had to WAIT for Canadians to catch up during the Invasion of Normandy because they took jsut that much longer then us. Plus, you guys only joined the war AFTER your own sorry asses got attacked, despite the constant cries for help from your ALLIES the British(by the way, if it weren`t for the British and Americans, there wouldn`t have been a war for the Canadians to join)!

6. *You want to know the only three countries in the world that allow no private hospitals. *cuba, north korea, and the "people's republic" of canada. *What the fuck is the difference between canada's health care system and what a communist country would have. NOTHING. *In fact red china even once looked at the canadian model and determined it was to socialistic for them! *Even sweden the bastion of socialism allows private hospitals

01-03-2003, 05:25 PM	#1
redwhitenblue Registered User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 49	pathetic facts about canadia 1. Mounties only wear their red uniforms and ride horses while in parades. otherwise, the are in regular police officer clothes and drive cars. 2. Your special forces unit, the JTF 2 are very secretive(because they suck and lack training and funds), and answer to your Canadian version of the CIA, the CSIS.(Canadian Special Intelligence Service) but they blow ass because they always need help from the US. 3.The Queen and Govener general positions are NOT CEREMONIAL positions since Pierre Trudeau brought home the consititution in the mid-seventies. Britains power over Canada is at 53%, and are still considered a commonwealth. 4. Only 54% of canadians know John A. was the first prime minister while about 90% of Americans know who the first president was. 79% of Americans know the first line of The Star Spangled Banner while only a pathetic 37% of canadians know the first line of o canada, which hilariously enough is o canada. 5. In World War 2, the Americans and the British had to WAIT for Canadians to catch up during the Invasion of Normandy because they took jsut that much longer then us. Plus, you guys only joined the war AFTER your own sorry asses got attacked, despite the constant cries for help from your ALLIES the British(by the way, if it weren`t for the British and Americans, there wouldn`t have been a war for the Canadians to join)! 6. You want to know the only three countries in the world that allow no private hospitals. cuba, north korea, and the "people's republic" of canada. What the fuck is the difference between canada's health care system and what a communist country would have. NOTHING. In fact red china even once looked at the canadian model and determined it was to socialistic for them! *Even sweden the bastion of socialism allows private hospitals

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