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07-21-2010, 08:46 PM
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Copywriting help: how would you sell underwear in 1 sentence?
I want to sell mens underwear in some banners.
How would you sell it in 1 line? what text would you use? Im using "Treat yourself to some Hot New Underwear" but theres got to be something more enticing than that. |
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07-21-2010, 08:50 PM
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Don't shock a woman with your purple lemur by wearing underwear.
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07-21-2010, 08:51 PM
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Sexy Panties For Men
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07-21-2010, 08:51 PM
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Coupon Guru
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Better than wearing your GF's panties
I want royalties, kthnx
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07-21-2010, 08:54 PM
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Cock holsters made better with cotton!
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07-21-2010, 08:58 PM
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I make pixels work
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Got Skidmarks?
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07-21-2010, 09:09 PM
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Biker Gnome
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Underwear, when going comando just ain't right
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
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07-21-2010, 09:18 PM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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Cause the ones you wearing, wont wash themselves...
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07-21-2010, 09:20 PM
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lol, good luck
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07-21-2010, 09:27 PM
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HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER
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i had a friend who used to sell woman's underwear to men..
no, not used thongs and shit... apparently a lot of executive men like to wear womens underwear under their suits and obviously cant go to the store and buy it.. go figure... . |
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07-21-2010, 10:00 PM
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Content Producer
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"As worn by Angelina Jolie"?
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07-21-2010, 10:09 PM
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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Maybe you can hire David Lynch:
 Then it really doesn't matter what you say... ADG |
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07-21-2010, 10:13 PM
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"If their good enough for the President, there good enough for you"
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07-21-2010, 10:14 PM
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07-21-2010, 10:22 PM
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"You spend more on your haircut than your junk"
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07-21-2010, 11:56 PM
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'Put it on your body!'
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07-22-2010, 12:08 AM
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"Underwear, because zippers have TEETH!"
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Abra-cadabra! |
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07-22-2010, 03:37 AM
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Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn
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07-22-2010, 03:43 AM
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"Megan Fox wore me to the gym this morning"
I think that would sell them.
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07-22-2010, 06:06 AM
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you'll get more sex wearing these.
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07-22-2010, 06:08 AM
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Your girlfriend will love them, off.
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07-22-2010, 06:12 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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some priceless ones in here LOL
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07-22-2010, 06:12 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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"Pack your meat comfortably..."
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07-22-2010, 06:24 AM
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"Won't rip and the elastic won't break GUARANTEED!"
wouldn't be the first time someone lied to make a profit. |
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07-22-2010, 06:35 AM
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Pic of a hot girl...
"She wants to see your shorts...now" Landing page with hot girl, and copy about how you need to always have nice underwear in case you get lucky. -- Pic of Tighty Whiteys I think you can do better than this? Don't you? -- Pic of skanky looking guy in bad, worn undies looking ashamed "you ain't gonna get none looking like this." -- Any more you have to pay me. :D www.adultmarketing.co.uk |
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07-22-2010, 06:50 AM
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Meat Packers Local 101 Approved.
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07-22-2010, 06:52 AM
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