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Old 07-24-2010, 07:57 PM   #1
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Just Watched SALT the Movie...

Mediocre at best....
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Old 07-24-2010, 08:05 PM   #2
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I saw that coming a mile away just like I can see a nice ass coming my way..
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Old 07-24-2010, 08:10 PM   #3
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Mediocre at best....
why do you say that?
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Old 07-24-2010, 08:21 PM   #4
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why do you say that?
SPOILER ALERT - do not read beyond this point, if you are going to see the movie.

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The movie had no quality to it. It was dreary looking - cold - the conflict between the US and Russia was/is antiquated - locations didn't "take you away from it all" - the ending was a cheesy excuse to continue the Salt character in follow-up movies.

It was an attempt at another Borne-Identity-Style series with a female character, but it fell short. In hindsight I could have waited until it was on DVD, or on a movie channel.

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Old 07-25-2010, 02:06 AM   #5
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I realized recently that her last bunch of movies have been shit
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Old 07-25-2010, 02:08 AM   #6
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different perspective and should be respected =)
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Old 07-25-2010, 02:25 AM   #7
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I saw that coming a mile away just like I can see a nice ass coming my way..
Got inspired by fatfoo?
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Old 07-25-2010, 03:01 AM   #8
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Hell I could have told you it was going to be mediocre, and I haven't even seen it. I just can't handle angelina jolie as an actor. Everything she does, all I can see is Angelina Jolie, she never makes me forget that she's Angelina Jolie, even when she's supposed to be some character.

This has been the case in every single movie I have seen her in.

Tom cruise was the same until I saw Collateral, when he basically became the best badass villian in history. Only time will tell if Angelina Jolie does the same thing one day, as well.
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Looks like a crap from here...
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Old 07-25-2010, 08:04 AM   #10
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Hell I could have told you it was going to be mediocre, and I haven't even seen it. I just can't handle angelina jolie as an actor. Everything she does, all I can see is Angelina Jolie, she never makes me forget that she's Angelina Jolie, even when she's supposed to be some character.

This has been the case in every single movie I have seen her in.

Tom cruise was the same until I saw Collateral, when he basically became the best badass villian in history. Only time will tell if Angelina Jolie does the same thing one day, as well.
Speaking of Tom Cruise, the recent movie "Knight and Day" was MUCH better than SALT.

Many will disagree, but I thought Knight and Day was also waaay more entertaining than Inception - but for some reason, the critics played it down.
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Old 07-25-2010, 08:08 AM   #11
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I thought Salt was great, and much better than both Inception and Knight and Day.
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Old 07-25-2010, 09:19 AM   #12
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I'll have to check it out.
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Old 07-25-2010, 01:22 PM   #13
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Inception Trumps Salt With $43.5M Weekend...

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/s...ryId=103504110

Is the weekend already over?
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Old 07-25-2010, 02:01 PM   #14
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There are very few good movies this summer, so maybe I will have to go see Salt anyway. Inception rocked, best movie I have seen in a while and Kick-Ass wasn't bad either.
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Old 07-26-2010, 01:55 AM   #15
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If it's better than Wanted, I will watch it. And I bet it can't be worse than that aberration.
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Old 07-26-2010, 06:36 AM   #16
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I MIGHT watch it when it comes onto HBO or something and I can see it for free. But it'll take me being EXTREMELY bored or something to bring myself to watch a movie with Angelina Jolie.
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SPOILER ALERT - do not read beyond this point, if you are going to see the movie.

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The movie had no quality to it. It was dreary looking - cold - the conflict between the US and Russia was/is antiquated - locations didn't "take you away from it all" - the ending was a cheesy excuse to continue the Salt character in follow-up movies.

It was an attempt at another Borne-Identity-Style series with a female character, but it fell short. In hindsight I could have waited until it was on DVD, or on a movie channel.
are the action and effects any good?
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Old 07-26-2010, 06:58 AM   #18
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There is lots of action, but the plot is weak at best.

Cold war scenario which is 20 years out of date, yet, set in present day. Angelina wasn't bad in this part, it it more of a case of having nothing to work with.

Much like the Bourne movies, they have Angelina coloring her hair, wearing colored contacts, etc, like she is going to blend into a crowd. Regardless of the changes, she still looked like the character.
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Old 07-26-2010, 07:06 AM   #19
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I liked when she jumped from moving truck tops on the highway.
Seemed like Borne Identity
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