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Old 07-29-2010, 08:07 PM   #1
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List some simple but "Good Pranks" to pull on people hehhehe

I need some more ideas:

We have the usual take your friends phone when he aint looking and update his FB status to something like "I love you Juan , I am glad I am out now"

And also setting his alarm to wake him up at 3 , 4 , and 5 am without him knowing...


What else you got need ideas lol
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Old 07-29-2010, 08:11 PM   #2
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If you are at a sleepover, grab some make-up and apply it like crazy. Make your face pale white, completely black, or other dark color. Add eye shadow to go on your eye-lid all the way to brow. Use bright red, black, or dark blue, lipstick and apply all over lips and beyond. Finally take RED blush and apply it in a perfect circle). You'll look like an insane clown!

Shake a person WHILE SLEEPING with the light on and they'll freak looking at your face! It is so funny! You'll scare the crap out of your friend!
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Old 07-29-2010, 08:11 PM   #3
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We all know fire extinguishers are fun, right! There potential for practical jokes is limitless. Here is a very basic joke. Sneak up on your friend. Stick the hose down his pants and spray as long as humanly possible. Fill his trousers with icy cold goodness.
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Old 07-29-2010, 08:14 PM   #4
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Nair in his shampoo,Xlax in his food come to mind
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Old 07-29-2010, 08:33 PM   #5
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Nair in his shampoo,Xlax in his food come to mind
Those are pretty ruthless though. When a guy's hair starts dissolving before his eyes I think you just took the "joke" out of practical joke.

Especially if it gets in his eyes and dissolves his eyebrows and eyelashes to boot.


I was going to say put some peroxide in the shampoo. Or hide some dog shit in his pants pocket. ha
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Old 07-30-2010, 06:32 AM   #6
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Those are pretty ruthless though. When a guy's hair starts dissolving before his eyes I think you just took the "joke" out of practical joke.

Especially if it gets in his eyes and dissolves his eyebrows and eyelashes to boot.


I was going to say put some peroxide in the shampoo. Or hide some dog shit in his pants pocket. ha
if that was done too me I would go postal loll
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Old 07-30-2010, 07:06 AM   #7
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red food color in wine is good
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Old 07-30-2010, 07:07 AM   #8
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rubber band around the faucet sprayer
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Old 07-30-2010, 07:22 AM   #9
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I've always wanted to pull this one - https://youtube.com/watch?v=WkyjKM7jXfs
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Old 07-30-2010, 07:48 AM   #10
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Take a screen shot of his desktop and replace his wallpaper with that screen shot.

Comedy ensues.
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Old 07-30-2010, 07:52 AM   #11
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Take a screen shot of his desktop and replace his wallpaper with that screen shot.

Comedy ensues.
Yes, but you must make sure that you hide the icons... see below:

1. Right-click on your desktop.

2. Select Arrange Icons By.

3. You will see a Show Desktop Icons with a check on it; click that.

4. To return the appearance of your desktop items, repeat steps one through 3
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Old 07-30-2010, 07:54 AM   #12
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Or hide some dog shit in his pants pocket. ha
Anything involving human shit is always funnier.
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Old 07-30-2010, 08:05 AM   #13
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If you are at a sleepover, grab some make-up and apply it like crazy. Make your face pale white, completely black, or other dark color. Add eye shadow to go on your eye-lid all the way to brow. Use bright red, black, or dark blue, lipstick and apply all over lips and beyond. Finally take RED blush and apply it in a perfect circle). You'll look like an insane clown!

Shake a person WHILE SLEEPING with the light on and they'll freak looking at your face! It is so funny! You'll scare the crap out of your friend!
I'll remember this next time I'm 12 and have sleep overs. I've heard of painting the face of someone passed out, put painting your own face for a 2 second scare sounds like the joke gets turned back on you with a face full of crap to wash off.
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Old 07-30-2010, 08:40 AM   #15
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I'll remember this next time I'm 12 and have sleep overs. I've heard of painting the face of someone passed out, put painting your own face for a 2 second scare sounds like the joke gets turned back on you with a face full of crap to wash off.
Aww, that's so sweet that you don't get he is taking the piss.
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If you are sleeping at his house get some toilet tissue and find some real squshy smelly dogs poo

Pick up the dogs poo with the tissue and wrap it up, place it on the door step set it on fire ring the bell and then run ..You have to make sure he answers the door so he stamps out the burning dogpoo tissue

PS: dont do it on wooden stairs or wooden floors
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Old 07-30-2010, 09:03 AM   #17
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Kill his parents, chop up their bodies, cook it in a chilli and make him eat it. After he eats it, tell him what your secret ingredient was.
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Old 07-30-2010, 09:10 AM   #18
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Replace their Ayn Rand novels with copies of The Communist Manifesto
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I've always wanted to pull this one - https://youtube.com/watch?v=WkyjKM7jXfs
This one is classic and great.
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the passed out drunk friend is a great past time in my life. One of my favorites is carefully applying a huge dick and balls complete with hair on the cheek with permanent marker of course, this is directly dependent on how drunk your friend is, how heavy of a sleeper he is and how well you can keep your composure while drawing a dick on you friend. Then you wake him up real quick like and take his\her ass to breakfast. They will never know everyone is laughing at him instead of with him.
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Old 07-30-2010, 01:20 PM   #21
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Anything involving human shit is always funnier.
Human shit stinks too badly. Dog poo is... subtler. :D

The idea is you want to slip some in his pants pocket and have him walk around all day wondering if he stepped in something, only catching a wiff of it here or there. Works best if you flatten it a little so it's not noticeable in the pocket and it's slightly dried on the outside of the turd, then it stinks just enough to drive the guy crazy.

Prank works best if done on a workday. Especially if your mark has a lot of coworkers.
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if you are at his house, plastic wrap the toilet bowl, not the seat

i did this once and was funny... especially when someone vomits and goes all over
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Last year for Christmas I got a fake dog. It's a long story, family joke, but it's a huge stuffed dog that looks very much like our real black lab. So one night when my wife was sleeping I took the stuff dog and put it in the back seat of her car. When she went to back out it scared the piss out of her. Her scream woke my lazy ass up.
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Duct tape some Bubble wrap to his car tire (on the passenger side so he doesn't see it).

When he drives away it will POPPPPOPOOOOPPOP.
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Hey Ive got one... how about a whole bunch of BROgrams close their affiliate programs at the same time and still keep their sites open banging the cards they still have in their databases.... oh wait thats not a prank
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Old 08-02-2010, 07:40 AM   #28
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Duct tape some Bubble wrap to his car tire (on the passenger side so he doesn't see it).

When he drives away it will POPPPPOPOOOOPPOP.
thats a good one
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