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DateDoc · 07-30-2010, 10:06 AM

If this were true there would be no fat men!!

A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women?s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/n...-86131320.html

GetSCORECash · 07-30-2010, 10:08 AM

German researchers are the best!

CYF · 07-30-2010, 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."
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Somehow I'm skeptical on that claim

07-30-2010, 10:19 AM

im going to live forever then

PornMD · 07-30-2010, 10:24 AM

I guess due to increased metabolism from the arousal?

justinsain · 07-30-2010, 10:30 AM

I did my own research.

Not staring at women's breasts will save you thousands of dollars.

Choopa Phil · 07-30-2010, 10:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornMD

I guess due to increased metabolism from the arousal?

most likely the increased testosterone levels

ottopottomouse · 07-30-2010, 11:13 AM

Keeping it German I can't wait for their study results on the life expectancy of women who let you piss all over them.

Loki · 07-30-2010, 11:41 AM

I may live forever afterall

justinsain LMAO.. nice,

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alias · 07-30-2010, 11:53 AM

Gawking at tits saved my life from a log truck accident one time.

Chosen · 07-30-2010, 04:05 PM

Show me the Boobies

gmr324 · 07-30-2010, 04:06 PM

Does that mean I can quit the gym?

LeRoy · 07-30-2010, 04:07 PM

That's great news. I'm gonna live a long long time

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HomerSimpson · 07-30-2010, 05:22 PM

great news...
I love those crazy researches...

tiger · 07-30-2010, 05:26 PM

I would think it would be just the opposite. Think of all the guys that ended up in car accidents or getting killed by their wives for looking at a nice rack.

Vendzilla · 07-30-2010, 05:39 PM

Here's a recent one of Briana Banks

bronco67 · 07-30-2010, 06:26 PM

Do fake boobs count?

Scott McD · 07-31-2010, 05:40 AM

So the next time my girlfriend shouts at me for checking out some chicks boobs, i'll just tell her i'm trying to increase my life expectancy...

BittieBucks · 07-31-2010, 06:03 AM

Glad we started up Bittie Bucks then... I will live forever !

CaptainHowdy · 07-31-2010, 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla

Here's a recent one of Briana Banks

I feel much better now...

DWB · 07-31-2010, 07:03 AM

Shit, I'm gonna live forever then. That's all I think about.

bbobby86 · 07-31-2010, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by GetSCORECash

German researchers are the best!

are they...? are you sure 100%...?

Vick! · 07-31-2010, 12:47 PM

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Chosen · 07-31-2010, 01:08 PM

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