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Amputate Your Head · 08-03-2010, 10:21 AM

...and you know it. What would you do with your last day in existence?

I think I'd go pick up the wife from her office, drive to Half Moon Bay, get as stoned as humanly possible, sit on the beach, watch the ocean and wait for the end.

Jman · 08-03-2010, 10:25 AM

I like it when people post their daydream about last day on earth. Most people would freak the fuck out and jump into chaos with rest of the world.

Not saying you would do that AMP but I am sure you get what I mean ;)

CaptainHowdy · 08-03-2010, 10:27 AM

Log into GFY...

Amputate Your Head · 08-03-2010, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Jean-Francois

I like it when people post their daydream about last day on earth. Most people would freak the fuck out and jump into chaos with rest of the world.

Not saying you would do that AMP but I am sure you get what I mean ;)

That's because they haven't thought ahead for what they would do and they panic at the last minute trying to figure it out.

PR_Glen · 08-03-2010, 10:28 AM

procrastinate...

Amputate Your Head · 08-03-2010, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

procrastinate...

right till the end.

Vendzilla · 08-03-2010, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

procrastinate...

best answer ever

TeenCat · 08-03-2010, 10:33 AM

psylocybe suicide

justinsain · 08-03-2010, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

...and you know it. What would you do with your last day in existence?

I think I'd go pick up the wife from her office, drive to Half Moon Bay, get as stoned as humanly possible, sit on the beach, watch the ocean and wait for the end.

You ever watch them ride the big ones at Half Moon Bay

Amputate Your Head · 08-03-2010, 10:36 AM

Just on tv... for some reason I have the worst luck whenever I go to Half Moon. It's always crappy out.

sortie · 08-03-2010, 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen

procrastinate...

I could totally prove you wrong; but I'll have to get back to you.

crazytrini85 · 08-03-2010, 10:45 AM

I'd run around all day ripping the shirts off of girls just to see their boobs.

ottopottomouse · 08-03-2010, 10:50 AM

I'd probably go back to sleep and miss it.

Ethersync · 08-03-2010, 10:50 AM

Heroin plus LSD sounds like a great way to go out...

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ahhh the good ol' neon nod...

I have combined heroin and lsd on quite a few occasions. What I would usually do is drop the lsd, trip for a few hours and when I am close to my peak, inject the heroin.

Its strange hitting a vein that is squirming around and looking like a snake, not to mention the irrational fears one might get when tripping hard on lsd and stabbing one self with a needle, i.e. thinking you just injected a microbe of bacteria and you think you can feel the mindmade bacteria swimming along your bloodstream...

than BOOM, that oh so heavenly rush of the smack hits and fly me to the moon Alice...

One of the best over-all eurporic feelings I have had.

spazlabz · 08-03-2010, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by crazytrini85

I'd run around all day ripping the shirts off of girls just to see their boobs.

great idea!

Semi-Retired-Dave · 08-03-2010, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

...and you know it. What would you do with your last day in existence?

I think I'd go pick up the wife from her office, drive to Half Moon Bay, get as stoned as humanly possible, sit on the beach, watch the ocean and wait for the end.

You should have an Emergency test day and do it just to enjoy it.

Amputate Your Head · 08-03-2010, 10:57 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

You should have an Emergency test day and do it just to enjoy it.

Hey now.... I think you're on to something. I think we should run the test at least once a week.

2012 · 08-03-2010, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

...and you know it. What would you do with your last day in existence?

I think I'd go pick up the wife from her office, drive to Half Moon Bay, get as stoned as humanly possible, sit on the beach, watch the ocean and wait for the end.

you could do that now

AlCapone · 08-03-2010, 11:16 AM

I'd take bunker somewhere, wait for all you retarded lemmings to get offed and then emerge later to find the last remaining intelligent people (all women), and then I would recolonize the planet, planting my seed in every living female while killing off zombies.

Amputate Your Head · 08-03-2010, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by AlCapone

I'd take bunker somewhere, wait for all you retarded lemmings to get offed and then emerge later to find the last remaining intelligent people (all women), and then I would recolonize the planet, planting my seed in every living female while killing off zombies.

Naturally you will assume the office of King and exterminate any threats to the throne..

justinsain · 08-03-2010, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by AlCapone

I'd take bunker somewhere, wait for all you retarded lemmings to get offed and then emerge later to find the last remaining intelligent people (all women), and then I would recolonize the planet, planting my seed in every living female while killing off zombies.

Wouldn't it be ironic if you contracted syphilis planting your seed and died

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-03-2010, 11:25 AM

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This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again
Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand
In a...desperate land
Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah
There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the King's highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby
Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold
The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here, and we'll do the rest
The blue bus is callin' us
The blue bus is callin' us
Driver, where you taken' us
The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...I want to...WAAAAAA
C'mon baby,--------- No "take a chance with us"
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
On a blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
C'mon, yeah
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die
This is the end

"And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make." - Lennon/McCartney

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cykoe6 · 08-03-2010, 11:27 AM

I would watch baseball.

sperbonzo · 08-03-2010, 12:05 PM

Grab my wife, get a hold of some mushrooms, and take my boat out to the bahamas, spend the rest of the day drifting around among the little islands south of Bimini, swimming, drinking, and snuggling up on the sun pad on the back of the boat and watching the sky together....

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Scott McD · 08-03-2010, 12:40 PM

Fuck a tranny...

arschloch · 08-03-2010, 01:08 PM

according to the news, the earth is going to get hit by a solar tsunami.

tonight.

nice knowing y'all

CaptainHowdy · 08-03-2010, 01:11 PM

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Originally Posted by arschloch

according to the news, the earth is going to get hit by a solar tsunami.

tonight.

nice knowing y'all

arschloch · 08-03-2010, 01:13 PM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

snip

maybe i won't feel so bad about it afterall

Yngwie · 08-03-2010, 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by crazytrini85

I'd run around all day ripping the shirts off of girls just to see their boobs.

Then the next day you would wake up and find out that you were lied too. ;)

Evil Chris · 08-03-2010, 01:20 PM

I'd spend it with my wife and son, and not let on what I knew.

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-03-2010, 01:21 PM

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_Richard_ · 08-03-2010, 01:26 PM

not to seem selfish, but i'd be hitting up the local aston martin dealership for a 'test drive'

scarlettcontent · 08-03-2010, 01:41 PM

make my last post on gfy then go to bed

John-ACWM · 08-03-2010, 02:48 PM

Sounds like an amazing place and plan. Now everybody knows about the spot and it would be very crowded...

$5 submissions · 08-03-2010, 02:50 PM

I'd call everyone I care about and tell them how much they meant to me. I would also try to contact people who've done me wrong and forgive them. Inner peace is the key.

Agent 488 · 08-03-2010, 02:54 PM

"the flight of the alone to the Alone"

alias · 08-03-2010, 02:57 PM

new high score

J. Falcon · 08-03-2010, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by $5 submissions

I'd call everyone I care about and tell them how much they meant to me.

Their lines would probably be busy, it being the last day on earth and all.

The Heron · 08-03-2010, 08:39 PM

I live everyday expecting it to be my last, it's funny to see how everyone else thinks they will live to 90 & then die. It's been a fun ride and now I do what I want when I want.

Spunky · 08-03-2010, 08:43 PM

Fuck a few hookers and bang some speedballs until I OD

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-03-2010, 09:09 PM

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Jason Voorhees · 08-03-2010, 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by alias

new high score

Bingo!

Penrod · 08-03-2010, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

...and you know it. What would you do with your last day in existence?

I think I'd go pick up the wife from her office, drive to Half Moon Bay, get as stoned as humanly possible, sit on the beach, watch the ocean and wait for the end.

I would grab the wife and the girlfriend and head to the beach.

ethanol · 08-06-2010, 05:19 PM

whats the cause of demise? i may head out to a haven in the desert, cave, or some underground bunker with all my "end of the world" gear. definitely get as far away from civilization as possbile as everyone would be going nuts, it would be total mayhem.. killings, thievery etc

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