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08-05-2010, 11:08 AM
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5,000 Facebook friends and jokes like this get posted on my page...
thought I'd share this... it's a joke that was pasted on my Facebook page...
A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam. Here's how the scam works:Two nice-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their tits almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.I had my wallet stolen Mar. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also Apr. 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 27th. As a side note...Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each. |
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08-05-2010, 11:21 AM
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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Jesus told me that one while they were banging the nails into his hands.
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08-05-2010, 11:43 AM
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08-05-2010, 11:45 AM
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Adult is dead.... Want to push a mainstream product that works? Hit me up at adam @ Natures86 dot com |
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08-05-2010, 11:58 AM
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Cue the timeline pic.
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08-05-2010, 12:05 PM
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She is ugly, bad luck.
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08-05-2010, 03:31 PM
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08-05-2010, 07:41 PM
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08-05-2010, 08:01 PM
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well, good for a laugh though.
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08-05-2010, 08:16 PM
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08-06-2010, 01:05 AM
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08-06-2010, 01:11 AM
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I help you SUCCEED
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I think the Chinese version of that joke shipped with the first abacus.
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08-06-2010, 01:12 AM
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laugh out loud
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