David Hasselhoff Roast on Comedy Central last night.... - GoFuckYourself.com

Half man, Half Amazing · 08-17-2010, 03:13 PM

It was the complete train wreck I thought it would be. sad. not even remotely funny.

On a side note, my pie was really good.

dyna mo · 08-17-2010, 03:18 PM

i laughed my fucking ass off watching it! watched it 2x in fact.

L-Pink · 08-17-2010, 03:38 PM

For a roast it was pretty good, really liked the Family Guy host.

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scarlettcontent · 08-17-2010, 03:40 PM

I love those roasts, William Shatner was one of the best

gmr324 · 08-17-2010, 03:40 PM

I got some good laughs, the Hoff just gives too much ammo for jokes. Granted it
wasn't as funny as other roasts like the ones for Pamela Anderson or Bob Saget.

Amputate Your Head · 08-17-2010, 03:41 PM

Hoff is a pathetic waste of human life.

but he's still the man.

dyna mo · 08-17-2010, 03:46 PM

hoff's liver is so black & bloated it could of starred in precious!

hey seth- the simpson's called, they want their everything back.

NetHorse · 08-17-2010, 03:46 PM

I went to go see the Expendables last night, but I caught part of the replay. I thought it was a good roast.

scarlettcontent · 08-17-2010, 03:47 PM

Lol at the hoffs music for sale on amazon - people who bought this item also bought a shotgun

Amputate Your Head · 08-17-2010, 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by scarlettcontent

Lol at the hoffs music for sale on amazon - people who bought this item also bought a shotgun

dyna mo · 08-17-2010, 03:51 PM

the hoff's career is such a disaster i think i saw an oily pelican fly out of his ass!

_Richard_ · 08-17-2010, 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

the hoff's career is such a disaster i think i saw an oily pelican fly out of his ass!

Amputate Your Head · 08-17-2010, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

the hoff's career is such a disaster i think i saw an oily pelican fly out of his ass!

This is the trouble with selling yourself as the product. Sure, you might do well for a few years, but man.... if you run into any snags or anything, and your "product" gets a bad rep, what the hell can you do then? Complete facial alteration & identity wipe? Hoff is a great example. What can that guy do today that won't be laughed at? He could capitalize on that very thing I suppose, for a while. Danny Bonodouche did it. But it gets old fast.

Never liked the idea of being my own product.

dyna mo · 08-17-2010, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

This is the trouble with selling yourself as the product. Sure, you might do well for a few years, but man.... if you run into any snags or anything, and your "product" gets a bad rep, what the hell can you do then? Complete facial alteration & identity wipe? Hoff is a great example. What can that guy do today that won't be laughed at? He could capitalize on that very thing I suppose, for a while. Danny Bonodouche did it. But it gets old fast.

Never liked the idea of being my own product.

nail hit on head. in fact, they were advertising his upcoming reality show with his daughters during the roast.

Jakez · 08-17-2010, 04:57 PM

David Hasselhoff walks into a bar...... and usually stays there until closing.

GTS Mark · 08-17-2010, 06:43 PM

Hulk hogan was awesome also!

WinstonTriplexcash · 08-17-2010, 06:50 PM

Nothing beats the chevy chase roast by stephen colbert...

Simply awesome...

dyna mo · 08-17-2010, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by GTS Mark

Hulk hogan was awesome also!

hulk, what's that sound? it's the sound of a 19 year old's balls slapping your ex-wife in the chin!

mynameisjim · 08-17-2010, 07:04 PM

I thought it was pretty funny. There were some good lines.

I wonder why The Hoff is such a joke? He was in two of the most iconic shows in two separate decades. If the shows sucked then we should all be embarrassed ourselves for having watched them.

But I guess it's like a one-hit-wonder. Everybody makes fun of them but having a worldwide hit song is a pretty decent accomplishment.

Still funny to roast those guys though...lol

Half man, Half Amazing · 08-17-2010, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

hulk, what's that sound? it's the sound of a 19 year old's balls slapping your ex-wife in the chin!

ya, that one was crazy

dyna mo · 08-17-2010, 07:24 PM

another keeper-

David your liver is so shriveled, black and dead if you put your ear to it you would hear it say ' whachoo talkin bout Willis?

epitome · 08-17-2010, 07:34 PM

I am always a fan of people fucking with Lisa Lampanelli and how she laughs at every joke. The Hulk also took some brutal jokes about Brooke with a laugh.

epitome · 08-17-2010, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

hulk, what's that sound? it's the sound of a 19 year old's balls slapping your ex-wife in the chin!

LOL, didn't they do a cutaway to Nick (his son) after that joke?

epitome · 08-17-2010, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

This is the trouble with selling yourself as the product. Sure, you might do well for a few years, but man.... if you run into any snags or anything, and your "product" gets a bad rep, what the hell can you do then? Complete facial alteration & identity wipe? Hoff is a great example. What can that guy do today that won't be laughed at? He could capitalize on that very thing I suppose, for a while. Danny Bonodouche did it. But it gets old fast.

Never liked the idea of being my own product.

The beauty of it all is that none of that matters to him. He does not have to work. Baywatch is still in syndication around the world and he gets big checks from that deal. Plus he made a ton singing and touring even though it never caught on over here.

pamon · 08-18-2010, 01:32 AM

i liked it. funny. lisa lampinelli is a great comic too. good stuff

CamTraffic · 08-18-2010, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by epitome

I am always a fan of people fucking with Lisa Lampanelli and how she laughs at every joke. The Hulk also took some brutal jokes about Brooke with a laugh.

Lampanelli was a good sport for Sure ("Lisa, you look like Susan Boyle fucked Snookie.")

That one was a killer: "Pam, you've slept with Bret Michaels, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock. Why don't you just save yourself some time and drink a vat of Magic Johnson's blood?"

awesome roast!

John-ACWM · 08-18-2010, 06:27 AM

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I love those roasts, William Shatner was one of the best

LOL I concur, the black character and the asian dude were hilarious!

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 08-18-2010, 11:46 AM

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Hulk hogan was awesome also!

Hogan was the worst part of the whole thing. He supplied some good bombing ground for the funny peoples, but himself he didn't supply much. The real top of the show was Giraldo killing it at the end. I literally had tears in my eyes. He ripped the shit out of everyone, and did so with graceful obscenity. Pure awesome. Overall a good roast. Gotfried was pretty good too, but when can you not love Gotfried's standup?

dyna mo · 08-18-2010, 11:48 AM

audience, please turn off all your cell phones so you can experience what it's like to be gilbert gottfried! lolz

08-17-2010, 03:13 PM	#1
Half man, Half Amazing Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Capital Wasteland, DC Posts: 372	David Hasselhoff Roast on Comedy Central last night.... It was the complete train wreck I thought it would be. sad. not even remotely funny. On a side note, my pie was really good.

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gmr324 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,199	I got some good laughs, the Hoff just gives too much ammo for jokes. Granted it wasn't as funny as other roasts like the ones for Pamela Anderson or Bob Saget. Last edited by gmr324; 08-17-2010 at 03:42 PM..

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 64,656	i laughed my fucking ass off watching it! watched it 2x in fact.

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L-Pink working on my tan Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Florida/Kentucky Posts: 39,151	For a roast it was pretty good, really liked the Family Guy host. .

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 64,656	the hoff's career is such a disaster i think i saw an oily pelican fly out of his ass!

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WinstonTriplexcash Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 2,192	Nothing beats the chevy chase roast by stephen colbert... Simply awesome...

08-17-2010, 07:04 PM	#19
mynameisjim Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 2,985	I thought it was pretty funny. There were some good lines. I wonder why The Hoff is such a joke? He was in two of the most iconic shows in two separate decades. If the shows sucked then we should all be embarrassed ourselves for having watched them. But I guess it's like a one-hit-wonder. Everybody makes fun of them but having a worldwide hit song is a pretty decent accomplishment. Still funny to roast those guys though...lol __________________ jim (at) amateursconvert . com Amateurs Convert

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 64,656	another keeper- David your liver is so shriveled, black and dead if you put your ear to it you would hear it say ' whachoo talkin bout Willis?

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epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,156	I am always a fan of people fucking with Lisa Lampanelli and how she laughs at every joke. The Hulk also took some brutal jokes about Brooke with a laugh.

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 64,656	audience, please turn off all your cell phones so you can experience what it's like to be gilbert gottfried! lolz