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08-20-2010, 03:53 AM
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Too old to care
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You know the economy is fucked when
It's so bad that...
I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. I saw a Mormon with only one wife. I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank. Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America . Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. A picture is now only worth 200 words. They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ." When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room. The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates. And, finally... I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. |
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08-20-2010, 03:55 AM
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08-20-2010, 04:19 AM
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hehehe, brighten the morning on this rainy day!
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08-20-2010, 04:20 AM
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08-20-2010, 04:56 AM
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Check SIG!
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i like the batteries joke too  |
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08-20-2010, 06:24 AM
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Thanks for the laugh, forwarded...
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08-20-2010, 06:38 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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thanks for the laugh
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08-20-2010, 06:57 AM
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pretty good
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08-20-2010, 06:59 AM
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That is funny stuff !
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08-20-2010, 07:00 AM
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very funny list Paul. Thanks
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08-20-2010, 07:20 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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08-20-2010, 07:55 AM
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Hahaha too funny, thanks
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08-20-2010, 07:57 AM
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lol those are good
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08-20-2010, 08:05 AM
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excellent
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08-20-2010, 08:29 AM
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Thanks for the morning laugh
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08-20-2010, 08:29 AM
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Too old to care
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You're all welcome.
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08-20-2010, 09:18 AM
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08-20-2010, 09:41 AM
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08-20-2010, 12:02 PM
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thx 4 the laughs
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08-20-2010, 12:42 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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08-20-2010, 12:51 PM
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there's no $$$ in porn
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couple good ones
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08-20-2010, 01:12 PM
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Brilliant
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
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08-20-2010, 02:02 PM
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Reach for those stars!
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hehe those are good ones!
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08-20-2010, 02:07 PM
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08-20-2010, 02:51 PM
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I love the Angelina Jolie one...very funny stuff
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08-20-2010, 02:51 PM
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funny hahaha
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