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Supz · 08-21-2010, 08:07 AM

I would like to make it so that I can put certain links only from certain categories, is this possible?

Supz · 08-21-2010, 08:31 AM

I also dont mean a 'link category'. I Mean post category.

NEW XTC · 08-21-2010, 08:34 AM

I have a great coder and WP guy, icq me 393393566

fris · 08-21-2010, 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Supz

I also dont mean a 'link category'. I Mean post category.

explain in more detail?

you only want blogrolls link displayed on certain categories?

Supz · 08-21-2010, 08:45 AM

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Originally Posted by fris

explain in more detail?

you only want blogrolls link displayed on certain categories?

correct, I want to be able to add a blogroll link, and have it show up only from a certain post category page. Not show up on the main page and every post category page.

i want to be able to send outgoing link trades only from certain post categories.

Amputate Your Head · 08-21-2010, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Supz

correct, I want to be able to add a blogroll link, and have it show up only from a certain post category page. Not show up on the main page and every post category page.

i want to be able to send outgoing link trades only from certain post categories.

Can't you just make sure to put them all in the one category you want, then either don't have other categories, make them private, or just be vigilant about it? I'm not sure I understand what you're looking for....

Frasier · 08-21-2010, 08:50 AM

the 'builder' theme from this site http://ithemes.com/ will allow that. It's a premium theme and has a bit of a learning curve, but it's very powerful

Supz · 08-21-2010, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Can't you just make sure to put them all in the one category you want, then either don't have other categories, make them private, or just be vigilant about it? I'm not sure I understand what you're looking for....

I think you are mistaken in what I am looking to do.

I want to do link trades from category post pages. Not "Link Categories".

I have a blog

www.domainname.com - It is a general porn site. So I have post categories, Asian, Big Tits, Ebony so on so forth. I put my posts in a category according to content. So I want to send a link trade to a Big Tit site. I do not want it to be on the main page. But only on the www.domainname.com/category/BigTits/ page. Where all of the Big Tit content is.

As a standard. You add a link to the blogroll. It gets a 'Link Category". This link shows up in all categories. I want to be able to choose "Link Category" and "Post Category" so the outgoing link trade does not show up on entire site.

fris · 08-21-2010, 08:57 AM

i would make category blogroll links, so on each category, match the blogroll category.

Supz · 08-21-2010, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by fris

i would make category blogroll links, so on each category, match the blogroll category.

But How do I made a certain Link Category only show up on a certain Post Category Page.

harvey · 08-21-2010, 11:19 AM

Code:

<?php wp_list_bookmarks('categorize=0&category=5'); ?>

and if you need per category just add conditionals or build a different page for each category

blah

or just ask JD, you aren't making him a big favor pulling his WP sig and asking for WP help

fris · 08-21-2010, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Supz

But How do I made a certain Link Category only show up on a certain Post Category Page.

You could make each blogroll categorty the same as the post category say Amateur, make the blogroll category Amateur, then just do a simple check for category and show the blogroll of the equal value.

Supz · 08-21-2010, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey

Code:

<?php wp_list_bookmarks('categorize=0&category=5'); ?>

or just ask JD, you aren't making him a big favor pulling his WP sig and asking for WP help

This makes no sense. I am not his Wordpress programmer. That is why I use his themes. Because they are easy to use with a lot of functionality and I don't have to be a PHP programmer to figure it out. His Review Theme is made for people like me who do not code in PHP but want a wordpress review theme. This is why people purchase CMS'. Because not everyone knows how to code.

I am sure JD would help me if I asked him. His ICQ is showing offline by now.

People who dont know how to code and want a great wordpress review CMS. But it from JD in my sig. It is very easy to use. You dont need to know PHP to have an awesome review site within Wordpress.

JD · 08-21-2010, 12:19 PM

you can do it with blogroll categories and the conditional statement is_category('id_or_name_goes_here') in your template. shoot me an email and I'll give you what you need when I'm back home if you don't figure it out

http://codex.wordpress.org/Conditional_Tags

harvey · 08-21-2010, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Supz

This makes no sense. I am not his Wordpress programmer. That is why I use his themes. Because they are easy to use with a lot of functionality and I don't have to be a PHP programmer to figure it out. His Review Theme is made for people like me who do not code in PHP but want a wordpress review theme. This is why people purchase CMS'. Because not everyone knows how to code.

I am sure JD would help me if I asked him. His ICQ is showing offline by now.

People who dont know how to code and want a great wordpress review CMS. But it from JD in my sig. It is very easy to use. You dont need to know PHP to have an awesome review site within Wordpress.

What I mean is that it looks weird, you'd have wait for him and use this as last resource IMHO. btw, you're welcome

V_RocKs · 08-21-2010, 01:20 PM

Use Windows Live Writer... it auto inserts links as you type the matching words... You can also admin 100's of blogs from one central location.

JD · 08-21-2010, 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey

What I mean is that it looks weird, you'd have wait for him and use this as last resource IMHO. btw, you're welcome

Why does that look weird? I'm not allowed to leave the house on a saturday?

Supz · 08-21-2010, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by JD

Why does that look weird? I'm not allowed to leave the house on a saturday?

No. You must stay home to help me because I have you in my sig. Those are sig rules.

harvey, thanks for nothing. you gave me a piece of code that I dont know what to do with. I was looking for a plugin or a widget of some sort.

This is why JD does my work and you dont

Supz · 08-21-2010, 02:50 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey

What I mean is that it looks weird, you'd have wait for him and use this as last resource IMHO. btw, you're welcome

I did write his ICQ was not signed on. So I came here knowing that helpful and knowledgeable people like fris post here. I would say thank you because you did put me in the write direction. But you are still a non-english speaking asshole because of you trying to be a smartass instead of trying to help someone. That doesnt look so good for you since you are trying to sell a service.

pornpf69 · 08-21-2010, 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JD

you can do it with blogroll categories and the conditional statement is_category('id_or_name_goes_here') in your template. shoot me an email and I'll give you what you need when I'm back home if you don't figure it out

http://codex.wordpress.org/Conditional_Tags

JD is already around to help sorting things out...

harvey · 08-21-2010, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by JD

Why does that look weird? I'm not allowed to leave the house on a saturday?

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Originally Posted by Supz

No. You must stay home to help me because I have you in my sig. Those are sig rules.

harvey, thanks for nothing. you gave me a piece of code that I dont know what to do with. I was looking for a plugin or a widget of some sort.

This is why JD does my work and you dont

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Originally Posted by Supz

I did write his ICQ was not signed on. So I came here knowing that helpful and knowledgeable people like fris post here. I would say thank you because you did put me in the write direction. But you are still a non-english speaking asshole because of you trying to be a smartass instead of trying to help someone. That doesnt look so good for you since you are trying to sell a service.

WOW. Sorry for trying to be helpful. In REAL WORLD and REAL BUSINESS something like you did usually isn't allowed, advertisers NEVER like that someone advertising a product asks for somebody else. NEVER. If you're pushing WP services, it really makes the firm you're pushing look weak every time you ask for help with.... WP SERVICES!!!!. Maybe in la-la-land this is OK, maybe JD is an exception and he doesn't care, but again, that's only an exception, not the norm

But what do I know, I just don't speak English

as for the code I gave you, that's the EXACT CODE you need to place (barring the category) the only thing more than that would be making the changes for you in your server, but well, again, what do I know? I can't speak English!

as for everything else, well, congrats on your success and I wish you the best. As for me, I'm totally devastated because some random ungrateful kid isn't using my services or doesn't like my Engrish.

Really, what will I do now? I'm seriously considering suicide

Supz · 08-21-2010, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey

WOW. Sorry for trying to be helpful. In REAL WORLD and REAL BUSINESS something like you did usually isn't allowed, advertisers NEVER like that someone advertising a product asks for somebody else. NEVER. If you're pushing WP services, it really makes the firm you're pushing look weak every time you ask for help with.... WP SERVICES!!!!. Maybe in la-la-land this is OK, maybe JD is an exception and he doesn't care, but again, that's only an exception, not the norm

But what do I know, I just don't speak English

as for the code I gave you, that's the EXACT CODE you need to place (barring the category) the only thing more than that would be making the changes for you in your server, but well, again, what do I know? I can't speak English!

as for everything else, well, congrats on your success and I wish you the best. As for me, I'm totally devastated because some random ungrateful kid isn't using my services or doesn't like my Engrish.

Really, what will I do now? I'm seriously considering suicide

It is your lack of knowledge in the English language that has you mistaken. I am not asking for a paid service from someone besides who I am advertising for. I am not Lebron James with a contract from Gatorade drinking Powerade on national TV. I do it as a favor for JD because his service is good. He does not pay me for the sig. You must think everyone is so desperate for 20 bucks a month for a sig. I am not in need of money where I need to sell my sig. If I did. I would be out robbing old ladies instead. It is much easier then chatting with shitheads like you all day. He has good service and always helps me when I need. You are obviously to retarded to understand this.

As far as the code. I do say thank you. I am ungrateful because of your big mouth. It is the fact that what you said was so retarded it aggravated me. It is like saying if I have a dating program in my sig. I can't meet girls in real life. I am sure Bill Gates never asked for coding help from someone because it made him look like an asshole and people would not believe in his abilities. That would have gotten him really far. Better ask for help then fail is what I think.

Do you see how what you said is retarded now? Or will you keep arguing?

In my sig I push DESIGN and a THEME. Not paid Wordpress programming.

If you only knew what I did in the REAL WORLD and in REAL BUSINESS you would understand.

Reading is Fundamental

harvey · 08-21-2010, 04:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Supz

It is your lack of knowledge in the English language that has you mistaken. I am not asking for a paid service from someone besides who I am advertising for. I am not Lebron James with a contract from Gatorade drinking Powerade on national TV. I do it as a favor for JD because his service is good. He does not pay me for the sig. You must think everyone is so desperate for 20 bucks a month for a sig. I am not in need of money where I need to sell my sig. If I did. I would be out robbing old ladies instead. It is much easier then chatting with shitheads like you all day. He has good service and always helps me when I need. You are obviously to retarded to understand this.

As far as the code. I do say thank you. I am ungrateful because of your big mouth. It is the fact that what you said was so retarded it aggravated me. It is like saying if I have a dating program in my sig. I can't meet girls in real life. I am sure Bill Gates never asked for coding help from someone because it made him look like an asshole and people would not believe in his abilities. That would have gotten him really far. Better ask for help then fail is what I think.

Do you see how what you said is retarded now? Or will you keep arguing?

In my sig I push DESIGN and a THEME. Not paid Wordpress programming.

If you only knew what I did in the REAL WORLD and in REAL BUSINESS you would understand.

Reading is Fundamental

OK you win

me=dumb
you=cool

cheers

Supz · 08-21-2010, 05:46 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey

OK you win

me=dumb
you=cool

cheers

Thanks, thats what I was going for.

BSleazy · 08-21-2010, 05:52 PM

what a thread.

Supz · 08-21-2010, 05:59 PM

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Originally Posted by BCyber

what a thread.

lol. It turned out great didn't it. Its not easy to get good help in here. I forgot.

Jason Voorhees · 08-21-2010, 06:32 PM

Supz, word of advice, shut your fucking yap, he tried to help you because JD wasn't around and you go about and attack him? Calm the fuck down dude, you're hurting JD's business by being a loud mouth cocky fucker. Once again, shut the fuck up.

Edit: how's that for English, good enough for you, ya cock sucking cum guzzler?

Jason Voorhees · 08-21-2010, 06:34 PM

Oh yeah, also attack me all you want, you cocky shit stain, because you can't do shit to me. Bring it on fuckface! Come on, let's see your mouth run some more!

Supz · 08-21-2010, 06:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason Voorhees

Supz, word of advice, shut your fucking yap, he tried to help you because JD wasn't around and you go about and attack him? Calm the fuck down dude, you're hurting JD's business by being a loud mouth cocky fucker. Once again, shut the fuck up.

Edit: how's that for English, good enough for you, ya cock sucking cum guzzler?

Ok fake nick. Sounds good. So I am hurting JDs business by defending myself, but harvey is helping his business by being a douchebag. You are right.

He posted a code in here assuming everyone knows PHP and I would automatically know what to do with it. Then made a smart remark about how I have something in my sig and I should ask them instead of coming here for help. I will actually take his advice because of morons like him that respond.

As far as attacking you, I could care less. I just want a straight answer of a plugin or widget I can find that would do this for me.

Ofcourse I can't do shit to you. This is the internet genius.

Edit: Your insults hurt my feelings.

icymelon · 08-21-2010, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by V_RocKs

Use Windows Live Writer... it auto inserts links as you type the matching words... You can also admin 100's of blogs from one central location.

whats the url for windows live writer?

Supz · 08-21-2010, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by icymelon

whats the url for windows live writer?

http://explore.live.com/windows-live-writer

Jason Voorhees · 08-21-2010, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Supz

He posted a code in here assuming everyone knows PHP and I would automatically know what to do with it.

Well, most people who use Wordpress actually have a slight understanding of how to use it...

Supz · 08-21-2010, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jason Voorhees

Well, most people who use Wordpress actually have a slight understanding of how to use it...

The code in wordpress and using the regular functionality of the CMS is like comparing a dick and a finger.

Do you think newspaper writers know how to use the printer press.

I spend my time putting in content.

I don't know how to design so I dont do that.

I don't know how to program so I dont do that.

I also do not know how to grow tomatoes so I am not a farmer.

I am sure if you count the amount of people who use wordpress compared to the amount of people who mess with the code the % is very small.

BSleazy · 08-21-2010, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Supz

The code in wordpress and using the regular functionality of the CMS is like comparing a dick and a finger.

Do you think newspaper writers know how to use the printer press.

I spend my time putting in content.

I don't know how to design so I dont do that.

I don't know how to program so I dont do that.

I also do not know how to grow tomatoes so I am not a farmer.

I am sure if you count the amount of people who use wordpress compared to the amount of people who mess with the code the % is very small.

Good response. I like harvey though too. He was just trying to help.

JD · 08-21-2010, 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Supz

The code in wordpress and using the regular functionality of the CMS is like comparing a dick and a finger.

Jason Voorhees · 08-21-2010, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Supz

The code in wordpress and using the regular functionality of the CMS is like comparing a dick and a finger.

Do you think newspaper writers know how to use the printer press.

I spend my time putting in content.

I don't know how to design so I dont do that.

I don't know how to program so I dont do that.

I also do not know how to grow tomatoes so I am not a farmer.

I am sure if you count the amount of people who use wordpress compared to the amount of people who mess with the code the % is very small.

A finger can get a girl off just as good as a dick. Ask your mother.

Actually I know a few newspaper writers who do know how to use and operate the printing press.

Congratulations.

Sucks for you.

Sucks for you.

You can grow tomatoes and still not be a farmer.

That's why Wordpress gives you an indepth article on how their code works and how to use it.

I hope you decide to take your dick out of your ass and actually not attack people who try to help you later on down the road, because sooner or later, they and everyone else will stop helping.

Supz · 08-22-2010, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by BCyber

Good response. I like harvey though too. He was just trying to help.

I never said he wans't. There was just no need for his extra 2 cents.

I do not get paid for my sig. Therefore I do not need to worry about the questions I am asking and who answers them. Just because JD is in my sig does not mean I have to harass him about every wordpress issue I have. He is aloud to have a life and not be at my beck and call.

Supz · 08-22-2010, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Jason Voorhees

A finger can get a girl off just as good as a dick. Ask your mother.

Actually I know a few newspaper writers who do know how to use and operate the printing press.

Congratulations.

Sucks for you.

Sucks for you.

You can grow tomatoes and still not be a farmer.

That's why Wordpress gives you an indepth article on how their code works and how to use it.

I hope you decide to take your dick out of your ass and actually not attack people who try to help you later on down the road, because sooner or later, they and everyone else will stop helping.

Happy Friday the 13th.

That is because your dick is the same size as your finger.

I did not attack anyone. He attacked me first. Anyone who I asked for help knows I am greatful for it. I just don't need the wise ass comments. If you read the post I did thank him for the code. I just did not like the comments he made after. Which is what the conversation is about. Take your hockey mask off and read it.

Jason Voorhees · 08-22-2010, 07:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Supz

Happy Friday the 13th.

That is because your dick is the same size as your finger.

I did not attack anyone. He attacked me first. Anyone who I asked for help knows I am greatful for it. I just don't need the wise ass comments. If you read the post I did thank him for the code. I just did not like the comments he made after. Which is what the conversation is about. Take your hockey mask off and read it.

Friday the 13th was 2 weeks ago dick cheese!

08-21-2010, 08:07 AM	#1
Supz Arthur Flegenheimer Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 11,056	Wordpress Help I would like to make it so that I can put certain links only from certain categories, is this possible?

08-21-2010, 08:34 AM	#3
NEW XTC Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 738	I have a great coder and WP guy, icq me 393393566 __________________ Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities. -Voltaire

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Frasier Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 377	the 'builder' theme from this site http://ithemes.com/ will allow that. It's a premium theme and has a bit of a learning curve, but it's very powerful __________________ ICQ 452 one six 7 five 41

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harvey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 9,266	Code: <?php wp_list_bookmarks('categorize=0&category=5'); ?> and if you need per category just add conditionals or build a different page for each category blah or just ask JD, you aren't making him a big favor pulling his WP sig and asking for WP help __________________ This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth

08-21-2010, 08:31 AM	#2
Supz Arthur Flegenheimer Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: New York City Posts: 11,056	I also dont mean a 'link category'. I Mean post category.

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JD Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 22,651	you can do it with blogroll categories and the conditional statement is_category('id_or_name_goes_here') in your template. shoot me an email and I'll give you what you need when I'm back home if you don't figure it out http://codex.wordpress.org/Conditional_Tags

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V_RocKs Damn Right I Kiss Ass! Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Cowtown, USA Posts: 32,409	Use Windows Live Writer... it auto inserts links as you type the matching words... You can also admin 100's of blogs from one central location.

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08-21-2010, 06:32 PM	#27
Jason Voorhees So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Camp Crystal Lake. Posts: 843	Supz, word of advice, shut your fucking yap, he tried to help you because JD wasn't around and you go about and attack him? Calm the fuck down dude, you're hurting JD's business by being a loud mouth cocky fucker. Once again, shut the fuck up. Edit: how's that for English, good enough for you, ya cock sucking cum guzzler?

08-21-2010, 06:34 PM	#28
Jason Voorhees So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Camp Crystal Lake. Posts: 843	Oh yeah, also attack me all you want, you cocky shit stain, because you can't do shit to me. Bring it on fuckface! Come on, let's see your mouth run some more!