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xNetworx · 08-25-2010, 01:13 PM

Are they unaware that it is happening or is every barber gay for me? Keep ur damn nut sack off my shoulder pal

Amputate Your Head · 08-25-2010, 01:14 PM

You let dudes cut your hair? Fuck that... only hot chicks cut mine.

baddog · 08-25-2010, 01:15 PM

I don't use a male barber.

xNetworx · 08-25-2010, 01:16 PM

I've used both. I like the hot shave around the neck and ears. I don't know of any female stylists who do that.

CYF · 08-25-2010, 01:17 PM

I like when the female barbers press their tits on me.

Maybe you just give off that gay vibe?

damnage · 08-25-2010, 01:18 PM

Hot woman everyway for me. Nice head massage, trim, then onto the haircut. Plus my local place serves free alcohol and food. Cost's a fortune but I get a 60% discount so it brings it down a fair bit in price.

Amputate Your Head · 08-25-2010, 01:18 PM

You could at least give him a little rub since you're already cozied up to his nutsack.

Deej · 08-25-2010, 01:19 PM

yea, ive only had the tits on my shoulder thing... how the fuck can a guy cut your hair anyway if his junk is hitting yoru shoulder.... that just dosnt sound right...

MaDalton · 08-25-2010, 01:19 PM

i prefered girls - but nowadays it's pretty pointless for me :-/

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xNetworx · 08-25-2010, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CYF

I like when the female barbers press their tits on me.

Maybe you just give off that gay vibe?

My ex used to cut my hair at her salon. She had DD's and I'd usually take her to happy hour after my haircut which lead to sexy time. Unfortunately, I live 1800 miles from there. I go to a barber shop that has personal LCD TVs for every station and they have free soda and bottled water. They have shoe shines and hot shaves. They do a good job and its only 17 bucks. Just as good as any $50+ haircut I got at a salon in Chicago.

Tom_PM · 08-25-2010, 01:24 PM

Cut your own hair.
Touch your own junk.
Flowbee.

Deej · 08-25-2010, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

My ex used to cut my hair at her salon. She had DD's and I'd usually take her to happy hour after my haircut which lead to sexy time. Unfortunately, I live 1800 miles from there. I go to a barber shop that has personal LCD TVs for every station and they have free soda and bottled water. They have shoe shines and hot shaves. They do a good job and its only 17 bucks. Just as good as any $50+ haircut I got at a salon in Chicago.

yea - 17 bucks for all that is nice. Shit i pay 15 and dont get the extras...however... i deal with boobs and not nutts

so were even

xNetworx · 08-25-2010, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Cut your own hair.
Touch your own junk.
Flowbee.

Is there a mini-Flowbee for pubes?

Tom_PM · 08-25-2010, 01:28 PM

I've only ever used it on my head, lmao. I've seen trimmers they sell on tv for bikini areas though actually.

PornstarXS · 08-25-2010, 01:30 PM

They do it on purpose. Watch don't mess with the Zohan. You should worry when his junk is perched on your shoulder like a pirate's parrot. rrrrrr

Amputate Your Head · 08-25-2010, 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Cut your own hair.
Touch your own junk.
Flowbee.

Word. I don't pay to get mine cut either, but it would be a chick if I did.

One a week, 5 minutes with the trimmers & #2 guard... mission haircut: complete.

xNetworx · 08-25-2010, 01:34 PM

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You let dudes cut your hair? Fuck that... only hot chicks cut mine.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Word. I don't pay to get mine cut either, but it would be a chick if I did.

I bet your haircut sucks

Amputate Your Head · 08-25-2010, 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by pimpporn

I bet your haircut sucks

standard military haircut. it's the best one of all. lowest maintenance there is. even lower maintenance than the bald dudes.... they gotta shave the dome every day or get stubble.

xNetworx · 08-25-2010, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

standard military haircut. it's the best one of all. lowest maintenance there is. even lower maintenance than the bald dudes.... they gotta shave the dome every day or get stubble.

Are you in the military? If not, then you have a bad haircut

Amputate Your Head · 08-25-2010, 01:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn

Are you in the military? If not, then you have a bad haircut

was.

sorry if my hair-do isn't to your liking, but I have more important things to do than spend my mornings primping my hair in the mirror like a girl.

xNetworx · 08-25-2010, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

was.

sorry if my hair-do isn't to your liking, but I have more important things to do than spend my mornings primping my hair in the mirror like a girl.

I thought only hot chicks cut your hair

Amputate Your Head · 08-25-2010, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pimpporn

I thought only hot chicks cut your hair

They do... off & on. In the winter months I usually go and pay for a haircut, in the summer... high & tight.

u-Bob · 08-25-2010, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

only hot chicks cut mine.

same here.

_Richard_ · 08-25-2010, 02:40 PM

salons is the new 'black', gentlemen

Nikki_Licks · 08-25-2010, 04:48 PM

I have a guy that does my hair or a girl if he is not available, but he never rubbed his junk on me as of yet....and he is gay

I have to admit, I like when she cuts my hair because I can always count on some titty rubbing my ear or feeling her crotch on my elbow

deadbabes · 08-25-2010, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Cut your own hair.
Touch your own junk.
Flowbee.

Supz · 08-25-2010, 05:03 PM

When I was a kid (12-13) my mom used to bring me to this really hot lady to cut my hair. She used to rub all up on my arm. I used to love getting haircuts. There are a lot of gay mail hairstylists out there. You might be getting a legit nut rub.

MrBottomTooth · 08-25-2010, 05:03 PM

Male barbers are creepy. How do you wake up one day and say, "I want to cut other guys' hair for a living?" I suspect they are mostly closest homos.

Chosen · 08-25-2010, 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I don't use a male barber.

I don't use barber at all

woj · 08-25-2010, 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth

Male barbers are creepy. How do you wake up one day and say, "I want to cut other guys' hair for a living?" I suspect they are mostly closest homos.

yea, no kidding...

Spunky · 08-25-2010, 07:28 PM

The only time I had a male barber is when my mom would drag me to the barber shop when I was 10 years old..that was over 30 years ago

08-25-2010, 01:13 PM	#1
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