Do You Wish You Were More "Perverted"? - GoFuckYourself.com

The Porn Nerd · 08-31-2010, 12:32 PM

My friends look at my online adult life and often remark how wonderful it all must be! "You look at tits and asses every single day? Blowjobs and MILFs and trannys, oh my!"

They're jealous and envious, comparing their relatively dull 9-5 lives, filled with office politics, strife, evil bosses and idiot co-workers, to my daily existence. I try and tell them it's not as "hot" as they imagine it to be but they don't listen. You see, I'm not a Pervert. Not a bit. A little kinky, not "vanilla" at all but also not into 97% of what I see/work with every day in porn. It's like working in a chocolate factory; sure, I like chocolate but only Milky Ways and Nestle Crunch bars, not M&Ms (S&M's?).

My friends don't believe me, of course, the grass is always greener, etc. But here's the thing:

I WISH I WAS MORE PERVERTED.

That way I think i would enjoy my work more. Or would I work LESS? How about you?

Amputate Your Head · 08-31-2010, 12:33 PM

key words there are, the grass is always greener.

i find porn as boring as i find anything else. it's just a fricken gig, not a way of life.

The Porn Nerd · 08-31-2010, 02:02 PM

That's how I feel, too, yet many people envy what i do for some reason. To me, it's just sitting in front of a fucking keyboard and monitor all day, every day.

The Heron · 08-31-2010, 03:03 PM

Fantasy rarely exceeds reality

eZe · 08-31-2010, 03:14 PM

LOL. I hear ya. Most people thing the business must be so HOT. But I look at numbers more than anything else. After email and Firefox, Excel is the program I use most.

I don't think being more perverted would help though. It's just the nature of doing something as a business. It becomes work and work has an element of seriousness to it. It's not all play anymore.

CaptainHowdy · 08-31-2010, 03:15 PM

Naw, repression is much better!

ArsewithClass · 08-31-2010, 03:16 PM

My ideas are perverted, im not.

I do not perve over our models. However, I film in a creative manner, finding the naughiest angles, to film the dirtiest footage! ;)

I do not need to be more perverted to create better porn.

The Porn Nerd · 08-31-2010, 06:33 PM

I often wonder, tho, if someone who IS "perverted" would be someone good to hire to work in porn? You know, the theory being don't hire a fat person to work in your chocolate factory because they'll just eat all the chocolate? LOL

Jason Voorhees · 08-31-2010, 07:35 PM

Wtf, you don't like M&M's? FOR SHAMMMEEEEEE!

Vick! · 08-31-2010, 10:33 PM

I don't know what you actually mean, but I know I would enjoy porn a lot more if I was not in this business.

Raf1 · 08-31-2010, 10:46 PM

It was fun starting out, but for many years it's been just like a normal job.

Mr. Cool Ice · 08-31-2010, 10:56 PM

That is because most of the people who are in porn are not perverted. They just take photos and shoot videos of naked girls or people having sex. That is natural, not perverted. If you want to be perverted, shoot them shitting on each other or fucking animals. Extreme anal play, pussy stretching... the list goes on, but hardly anyone here is perverted.

Pandemos · 09-01-2010, 12:21 AM

I can't be the only person for whom the past 8 (or however many) years has been a total wankfest...

pOrRiDgE · 09-01-2010, 12:21 AM

Come on, show me what you really got!

bbobby86 · 09-01-2010, 01:33 AM

no... i like the way it is...

Paul Markham · 09-01-2010, 01:52 AM

Sitting behind a computer is sort of perverted. ;)

And that's what most people in porn do most of the time. For some they could be stacking shelves in a supermarket.

Shooting naked people solo or having sex can be arousing, often it's a challenge getting the best out of models and out of yourself. Then making money at the end of the day.

ottopottomouse · 09-01-2010, 03:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

I often wonder, tho, if someone who IS "perverted" would be someone good to hire to work in porn? You know, the theory being don't hire a fat person to work in your chocolate factory because they'll just eat all the chocolate? LOL

Never trust a thin chef.

I'm sure if you were more perverted you would do less work and spend more time with your mind wandering all over the place.

People that look at the adult business from outside are usually going to imagine what you do in a way that is always more perverted than the reality.

2intense · 09-01-2010, 03:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Vick!

I don't know what you actually mean, but I know I would enjoy porn a lot more if I was not in this business.

i agree,same here

CamJack · 09-01-2010, 05:23 AM

After going full circle, I am pretty vanilla now, unless I get a few cocktails in me, then I have to get the poison out.

quiet · 09-01-2010, 05:34 AM

i find porn boring as fuck. seriously. i prefer my gf 10 times out of 10.

tabasco · 09-01-2010, 05:50 AM

I wish I was LESS perverted. But, yes, generic porn is boring as all shit... more boring than flogging diet pills to be truethful

UFGators2007 · 09-01-2010, 07:10 AM

I'm with you..It's a business first and foremost. The average Joe isn't cognizant of that.

TheLegacy · 09-01-2010, 07:28 AM

Do you have to be a golf pro to work in the shop? NO.
You are providing a product as long as you know business and network etc. then you're fine

The Porn Nerd · 09-01-2010, 09:27 AM

The grass does appear greener to most when it comes to working in porn, that's for sure. I feel guilty sometimes that my friend's boring 9-5 jobs don't make ME more envious. I mean, I look at their grass and it's all brown and dried out, not green at all. :D

08-31-2010, 12:32 PM	#1
The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,551	Do You Wish You Were More "Perverted"? My friends look at my online adult life and often remark how wonderful it all must be! "You look at tits and asses every single day? Blowjobs and MILFs and trannys, oh my!" They're jealous and envious, comparing their relatively dull 9-5 lives, filled with office politics, strife, evil bosses and idiot co-workers, to my daily existence. I try and tell them it's not as "hot" as they imagine it to be but they don't listen. You see, I'm not a Pervert. Not a bit. A little kinky, not "vanilla" at all but also not into 97% of what I see/work with every day in porn. It's like working in a chocolate factory; sure, I like chocolate but only Milky Ways and Nestle Crunch bars, not M&Ms (S&M's?). My friends don't believe me, of course, the grass is always greener, etc. But here's the thing: *I WISH I WAS* MORE PERVERTED.** That way I think i would enjoy my work more. Or would I work LESS? How about you? __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Now on Teams: peabodymedia

08-31-2010, 12:33 PM	#2
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	key words there are, the grass is always greener. i find porn as boring as i find anything else. it's just a fricken gig, not a way of life. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,551	That's how I feel, too, yet many people envy what i do for some reason. To me, it's just sitting in front of a fucking keyboard and monitor all day, every day. __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Now on Teams: peabodymedia

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CaptainHowdy Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Happy in the dark. Posts: 93,350	Naw, repression is much better! __________________ "Tjeezers.cam wishes you a nice day”

08-31-2010, 06:33 PM	#8
The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,551	I often wonder, tho, if someone who IS "perverted" would be someone good to hire to work in porn? You know, the theory being don't hire a fat person to work in your chocolate factory because they'll just eat all the chocolate? LOL __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Now on Teams: peabodymedia

08-31-2010, 03:03 PM	#4
The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,487	Fantasy rarely exceeds reality

08-31-2010, 03:14 PM	#5
eZe Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 360	LOL. I hear ya. Most people thing the business must be so HOT. But I look at numbers more than anything else. After email and Firefox, Excel is the program I use most. I don't think being more perverted would help though. It's just the nature of doing something as a business. It becomes work and work has an element of seriousness to it. It's not all play anymore.

08-31-2010, 03:16 PM	#7
ArsewithClass So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: UK Posts: 7,957	My ideas are perverted, im not. I do not perve over our models. However, I film in a creative manner, finding the naughiest angles, to film the dirtiest footage! ;) I do not need to be more perverted to create better porn.

08-31-2010, 07:35 PM	#9
Jason Voorhees So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Camp Crystal Lake. Posts: 843	Wtf, you don't like M&M's? FOR SHAMMMEEEEEE!

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Vick! Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: 20 00'24.00" N, 75 09'00.00 W Posts: 6,882	I don't know what you actually mean, but I know I would enjoy porn a lot more if I was not in this business. __________________ Affordable Quality Web Hosting

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08-31-2010, 10:56 PM	#12
Mr. Cool Ice Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1,289	That is because most of the people who are in porn are not perverted. They just take photos and shoot videos of naked girls or people having sex. That is natural, not perverted. If you want to be perverted, shoot them shitting on each other or fucking animals. Extreme anal play, pussy stretching... the list goes on, but hardly anyone here is perverted. __________________ One Love NUR COOL UND GEIL

09-01-2010, 12:21 AM	#13
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09-01-2010, 01:52 AM	#16
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	Sitting behind a computer is sort of perverted. ;) And that's what most people in porn do most of the time. For some they could be stacking shelves in a supermarket. Shooting naked people solo or having sex can be arousing, often it's a challenge getting the best out of models and out of yourself. Then making money at the end of the day. __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

09-01-2010, 05:23 AM	#19
CamJack Old School Webmaster Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: NY Posts: 1,334	After going full circle, I am pretty vanilla now, unless I get a few cocktails in me, then I have to get the poison out. __________________ Skype: promote.promote [email protected]

09-01-2010, 05:34 AM	#20
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	i find porn boring as fuck. seriously. i prefer my gf 10 times out of 10.

09-01-2010, 05:50 AM	#21
tabasco Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In a van down by the river Posts: 2,624	I wish I was LESS perverted. But, yes, generic porn is boring as all shit... more boring than flogging diet pills to be truethful __________________ "There is no other way to see a thing except to look at it" - fatfoo

09-01-2010, 07:10 AM	#22
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09-01-2010, 09:27 AM	#24
The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,551	The grass does appear greener to most when it comes to working in porn, that's for sure. I feel guilty sometimes that my friend's boring 9-5 jobs don't make ME more envious. I mean, I look at their grass and it's all brown and dried out, not green at all. :D __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Now on Teams: peabodymedia