So a man is dating 3 women... - GoFuckYourself.com

GTS Mark · 09-05-2010, 03:58 PM

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.

The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.

Randy West · 09-05-2010, 04:18 PM

FTW!

Vick! · 09-05-2010, 04:21 PM

lol .. i chuckled.

What else do you expect from us men.

FlexxAeon · 09-05-2010, 04:21 PM

where's the punchline?

oh wait....

woj · 09-05-2010, 04:23 PM

heh .........

PornMD · 09-05-2010, 04:45 PM

Boobs = best tiebreaker ever.

pornguy · 09-05-2010, 04:55 PM

Yep thats about how it works.

born2blog · 09-05-2010, 05:00 PM

haha should have seen that one coming

GTS Mark · 09-05-2010, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Randy West

FTW!

Hahahaha I forgot I had a myspace page! Thanks for reminding me to delete it. ;-)

Gordon1 · 09-05-2010, 05:08 PM

hahhahha smart men .

fitzmulti · 09-05-2010, 05:12 PM

LOL! Nice!

chaze · 09-05-2010, 06:23 PM

lol funny

HomerSimpson · 09-05-2010, 06:24 PM

old one...

8char...

WinstonTriplexcash · 09-05-2010, 08:26 PM

hahaha, funny shit, he married the 1st one if the total makeover included breast augmentations.

Chosen · 09-06-2010, 02:02 AM

bbobby86 · 09-06-2010, 02:35 AM

smart man... boobs wins always...

Django · 09-06-2010, 04:50 AM

lucky man

09-06-2010, 04:54 AM

lmao! Fair play, wasn't expecting that blunt ending lol!

ottopottomouse · 09-06-2010, 05:26 AM

Funny .

seeandsee · 09-06-2010, 05:33 AM

OURRRRRR he did it right

Kenny B! · 09-06-2010, 05:35 AM

Wow that's an old one! Funny though

gmr324 · 09-06-2010, 06:51 AM

didn't see that ending coming....good one

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GTS Mark Vrume Mark Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Toronto, Canada Posts: 20,912	So a man is dating 3 women... A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money. The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed. The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed. The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed. The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.

09-05-2010, 04:21 PM	#3
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