New epassporte email - GoFuckYourself.com

DateDoc · 09-14-2010, 03:13 PM

We at ePassporte are as distressed as you, our valued cardholders, over an action that we did not see coming and as of today we still have received no good basis for it.

First, be assured that your funds are fully safe and protected. You are owed that and it will be fulfilled. The funds are secure.

Second, ePassporte is working with the St. Kitts bank to work out how all payments will be made and when. The details are complicated, because there are funds in motion and where and when they settle requires us to all be careful that we fully and properly account for all those funds and their rightful owner. This issue stems from our processing and reporting ability through the Visa system and their processor.

Third, ePassporte's most important asset has always been our account holder's. We are not going to undermine that asset by treating cardholders in any manner other than the best we can.

Most of us have had the unfortunate experience of dealing with banks and card associations that simply "cut us off" and did not pay us. Those actions were limited to card acquiring (merchant accounts), not card issuing, which is what we do. We can all take some comfort in the fact that this situation is not anything like the acquiring side of the business.

We all fully understand that communication to our cardholders is critical. However, it does not help any of us if we are constantly updating you on the basis of the calls that take place almost hourly. It seems to us that giving you facts, based on agreements we are working on is the best form of communication. This is what we will be doing. When we know something, that is a fact, we will report it, quickly. Our staff is all working diligently to resolve these issues and the many moving and complicated parts of getting the funds returned. Therefore, please do not mistake our silence as "hiding", "avoiding" or "stringing you along". We too have funds that are stuck in the system, as well as massive costs of operation without any income.

Rest assured that when we know, you will know and you will all be satisfied with the results. Again, your money is safe.

For those of you that have been in the industry for many years, I hope you will recall that I have a very strong track record of fighting for the rights of webmasters, program sponsors, billing companies, merchants and the industry; that dedication continues.

Thanks you for your understanding in this difficult time and for your support over the last 8 years of our operations.

Chris Mallick
For ePassporte

facialfreak · 09-14-2010, 03:18 PM

Wecome to last Thursday ....

We've been expecting you ....

DEA - banned for life · 09-14-2010, 03:21 PM

Nicky · 09-14-2010, 03:21 PM

You're kidding right?

kristin · 09-14-2010, 03:22 PM

Oh man, you are gonna give people a lot of false hope .... this email is old news.

DateDoc · 09-14-2010, 03:23 PM

Just came to my epass acct messages at 3:12 today (11 mins ago now).

RandyD · 09-14-2010, 03:24 PM

Fucks sake - get a grip

WiredGuy · 09-14-2010, 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by facialfreak

Wecome to last Thursday ....

We've been expecting you ....

hahaha, that made me laugh

WG

tabasco · 09-14-2010, 03:25 PM

I swear to fucking God the average GFYer has the intelligence of a rock.

Apologies to any rocks

Ayla_SquareTurtle · 09-14-2010, 03:25 PM

Damnit!!!

kristin · 09-14-2010, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabasco

I swear to fucking God the average GFYer has the intelligence of a rock.

Apologies to any rocks

That made me LOL.

FreeHugeMovies · 09-14-2010, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by facialfreak

Wecome to last Thursday ....

We've been expecting you ....

Best line of the month!

elron · 09-14-2010, 03:28 PM

they send this message upon login, i also received this message just now only after i logged into my account.

TeenCat · 09-14-2010, 03:29 PM

2intense · 09-14-2010, 03:29 PM

old email Received: Sep 9, 2010 9:14 PM PDT

DateDoc · 09-14-2010, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elron

they send this message upon login, i also received this message just now only after i logged into my account.

Odd way for them to do that.

JFK · 09-14-2010, 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc

Just came to my epass acct messages at 3:12 today (11 mins ago now).

I got mine early this morning via email................ so it must be sent out different times, to diff people

Kiopa_Matt · 09-14-2010, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc

Odd way for them to do that.

Best way to alert everyone with a "we're fucked" message though, don't you think?

No point in telling everyone. Just tell the people who care. Try to keep it contained, and all that.

Ethersync · 09-14-2010, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc

Just came to my epass acct messages at 3:12 today (11 mins ago now).

Did you just login? What is why...

Holly Lez! · 09-14-2010, 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin

That made me LOL.

LOL me too!

ThumbLord · 09-14-2010, 03:46 PM

got this message as well, good one

brassmonkey · 09-14-2010, 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenCat

Merry Christman man

Denny · 09-14-2010, 03:55 PM

Keep sleeping man!

how many threads like this?

18teens · 09-14-2010, 05:57 PM

That was from last Thursday. You don't get it until you log into your account.

Chosen · 09-14-2010, 06:28 PM

Fuck... Not this again and again...

Fucksakes · 09-14-2010, 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandyD

Fucks sake - get a grip

ok now what?

J. Falcon · 09-14-2010, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by facialfreak

Wecome to last Thursday ....

We've been expecting you ....

Vick! · 09-14-2010, 07:12 PM

Thanks for the unintentional troll :p

09-14-2010, 03:13 PM	#1
DateDoc Outside looking in. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: To Hell You Ride Posts: 14,243	New epassporte email We at ePassporte are as distressed as you, our valued cardholders, over an action that we did not see coming and as of today we still have received no good basis for it. First, be assured that your funds are fully safe and protected. You are owed that and it will be fulfilled. The funds are secure. Second, ePassporte is working with the St. Kitts bank to work out how all payments will be made and when. The details are complicated, because there are funds in motion and where and when they settle requires us to all be careful that we fully and properly account for all those funds and their rightful owner. This issue stems from our processing and reporting ability through the Visa system and their processor. Third, ePassporte's most important asset has always been our account holder's. We are not going to undermine that asset by treating cardholders in any manner other than the best we can. Most of us have had the unfortunate experience of dealing with banks and card associations that simply "cut us off" and did not pay us. Those actions were limited to card acquiring (merchant accounts), not card issuing, which is what we do. We can all take some comfort in the fact that this situation is not anything like the acquiring side of the business. We all fully understand that communication to our cardholders is critical. However, it does not help any of us if we are constantly updating you on the basis of the calls that take place almost hourly. It seems to us that giving you facts, based on agreements we are working on is the best form of communication. This is what we will be doing. When we know something, that is a fact, we will report it, quickly. Our staff is all working diligently to resolve these issues and the many moving and complicated parts of getting the funds returned. Therefore, please do not mistake our silence as "hiding", "avoiding" or "stringing you along". We too have funds that are stuck in the system, as well as massive costs of operation without any income. Rest assured that when we know, you will know and you will all be satisfied with the results. Again, your money is safe. For those of you that have been in the industry for many years, I hope you will recall that I have a very strong track record of fighting for the rights of webmasters, program sponsors, billing companies, merchants and the industry; that dedication continues. Thanks you for your understanding in this difficult time and for your support over the last 8 years of our operations. Chris Mallick For ePassporte __________________

09-14-2010, 03:18 PM	#2
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09-14-2010, 03:21 PM	#3
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09-14-2010, 03:22 PM	#5
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09-14-2010, 03:23 PM	#6
DateDoc Outside looking in. Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: To Hell You Ride Posts: 14,243	Just came to my epass acct messages at 3:12 today (11 mins ago now). __________________ Last edited by DateDoc; 09-14-2010 at 03:26 PM.. Reason: added screenshot

09-14-2010, 03:24 PM	#7
RandyD Confirmed User Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 283	Fucks sake - get a grip

09-14-2010, 03:25 PM	#9
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09-14-2010, 03:28 PM	#13
elron Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,553	they send this message upon login, i also received this message just now only after i logged into my account.

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09-14-2010, 03:55 PM	#23
Denny Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 17,232	Keep sleeping man! how many threads like this? __________________ Last edited by Denny; 09-14-2010 at 03:58 PM..

09-14-2010, 05:57 PM	#24
18teens Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,605	That was from last Thursday. You don't get it until you log into your account.

09-14-2010, 06:28 PM	#25
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09-14-2010, 07:12 PM	#28
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