Brittney Jones: I Had Sex with Ashton Kutcher on His Couch - GoFuckYourself.com

LA Crew · 09-17-2010, 04:31 AM

Star has published a second story accusing Ashton Kutcher of cheating on Demi Moore (scroll down for cover photo), and again Ashton's camp denies it.

A couple of weeks ago the magazine accused Ashton of groping and kissing a hot young blonde in a restaurant. Now a 21-year-old brunette has sold her story of couch sex with Ashton in the home he shares with Demi and her daughters.

Brittney Jones tells Star she met Ashton when he, Demi and Rumer were bowling next to her at Hollywood's Lucky Strike in July. She slipped him her number on a napkin, she claims, and he began texting her things like, "R U busy?"

"I did all the suggesting in the texts, it was like he was paranoid and didn't want to text anything that would get him in trouble," Brittney said. "I asked him if he wanted to meet, that's how we made the plans."

Soon they met for sex, she claims, (on the couch as Ashton disallowed the bedroom) while Demi was out of town.

"He's a great lover," Brittney said. "Very considerate and sweet. And it was very special to me. I felt totally comfortable in his arms. It was tender and nice--not some random sex act."

Ashton's lawyer said in a statement to Us Weekly: "Star Magazine continuously publishes lies about Ashton Kutcher and many other celebrities. This is not the first, nor will it be the last time they engage in reckless conduct."

GetSCORECash · 09-17-2010, 04:34 AM

Lucky him if it's true.

09-17-2010, 04:35 AM

why on earth would he do that. . . ?

adult-help · 09-17-2010, 04:35 AM

well, if she was never in the house officilay she should describe what kind of couch it was - color ,shape etc..and detaisl from their house...

BIGTYMER · 09-17-2010, 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Altwebdesign

why on earth would he do that. . . ?

Because he has a dick and two balls.

gmr324 · 09-17-2010, 05:54 AM

he was smart enough not to text about it and leave a trail

CaptainHowdy · 09-17-2010, 05:57 AM

Awful taste for cheating...

mOrrI · 09-17-2010, 06:04 AM

You got to fuck'em all!

Jarmusch · 09-17-2010, 06:34 AM

Slow news day.

VikingMan · 09-17-2010, 06:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Altwebdesign

why on earth would he do that. . . ?

Because his wife is old and BEAT!

Carmen80 · 09-17-2010, 06:40 AM

Really interesting news. Can I kill myself now?

BloodFart · 09-17-2010, 06:43 AM

The bigger crime is having the name ashton

thickcash_amo · 09-17-2010, 06:43 AM

He's a douche but I doubt he would cheat on Demi!!

Lightning · 09-17-2010, 06:47 AM

I have always Loved Demi for years...

sweetcuties · 09-17-2010, 06:53 AM

Most men cheat, nothing new

fatfoo · 09-17-2010, 07:01 AM

Furniture is important. It's very uncomfortable to sleep on hard flat floor.

TeenCat · 09-17-2010, 07:03 AM

he had sex twice in his life? and who is this toy?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 09-17-2010, 07:22 AM

It's Demi Moore, who the fuck cares? If I was him I'd rail some diffrent 20-year old slut every time she left the house...

ottopottomouse · 09-17-2010, 07:29 AM

Don't even know why I came in this thread.

Demi Moore still looks good though.

Jman · 09-17-2010, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Altwebdesign

why on earth would he do that. . . ?

Why on earth would someone quote something from Star magazine

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 09-17-2010, 07:42 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Don't even know why I came in this thread.

Same reason everyone came in here, to see if you think the chick was better looking than Demi or not.

EonBlue · 09-17-2010, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by sweetcuties

Most men cheat, nothing new

Women cheat just as much as men.

seeandsee · 09-17-2010, 08:00 AM

he is banging for sure

ottopottomouse · 09-17-2010, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

Same reason everyone came in here, to see if you think the chick was better looking than Demi or not.

I suppose so. And I don't think she is.

nico-t · 09-17-2010, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

Furniture is important. It's very uncomfortable to sleep on hard flat floor.

Amputate Your Head · 09-17-2010, 08:17 AM

what a pointless distraction.

TheLegacy · 09-17-2010, 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by sweetcuties

Most men cheat, nothing new

Funny I was about to say the same about women

Tom_PM · 09-17-2010, 08:19 AM

When I want the facts, I turn to the Star.

JFK · 09-17-2010, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

When I want the facts, I turn to the Star.

Thanks for the endorsment

bronco67 · 09-17-2010, 08:51 AM

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with Ashton Kutcher. He should be hittin all the young ass he can find. Any guy that has the opportunity to be able bang 99% of women, that doesn't take advantage of it is an idiot.

Tom_PM · 09-17-2010, 08:59 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK

Thanks for the endorsment

I just wanted to see if the universe sucked itself into oblivion if someone said it straight faced just once, lol

JustDaveXxx · 09-17-2010, 09:02 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with Ashton Kutcher. He should be hittin all the young ass he can find. Any guy that has the opportunity to be able bang 99% of women, that doesn't take advantage of it is an idiot.

True...

But he should have done it at a hotel and had a close male friend make the hotel reservations.

No trail is the trick.

John-ACWM · 09-17-2010, 09:14 AM

Demi is just a woman after he did her.

JP-pornshooter · 09-17-2010, 10:01 AM

i am guessing Demi is one hell of a horny hottie, she must be giving Ashton morning afternoon and evening bj's to keep him from chasing other tail. i am sure he has chicks throwing themselves at him.

this is what happens when the 3 times daily bj goes out of town..

topnotch, standup guy · 09-17-2010, 10:43 AM

Brittney Jones: "He's a great lover, very considerate and sweet. And it was very special to me. I felt totally comfortable in his arms. It was tender and nice--not some random sex act."

And then she sells the story to a scandal rag

The guy would have done better to bang her in the pooper, kick her out the door naked and then toss her clothes out after her.

At least then he would have seen this coming.

.

flashfire · 09-17-2010, 11:01 AM

did the star say anything about epassporte?

Quagmire · 09-17-2010, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by GetSCORECash

Lucky him if it's true.

for sure. he's smart enough to pick some dumpy looking chick to fuck on a level that nobody would believe he'd stoop to.

NaughtyRob · 09-17-2010, 12:31 PM

What I want to know is why the fuck a guy like him would even have a steady girlfriend or wife. They can fuck a new HOT chick daily.

LA Crew · 09-17-2010, 02:44 PM

Do you believe Star's latest accusation that Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore?

1.Yes, where there's smoke, there's fire
2.No, it's just more tabloid rumors

Scott McD · 09-17-2010, 02:46 PM

I don't blame him tbh...

LeRoy · 09-17-2010, 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EonBlue

Women cheat just as much as men.

Yeppper!

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