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SmokeyTheBear · 10-02-2010, 12:07 PM

2 weeks to verify documents ? you incompetant fuckwads. Wouldnt be near;y as annoying if i wasn't lied to by support , and i i hadnt already had my documents verified THREE TIMES.

You took the time to personally reply to me, that because of visa, you guys are backlogged. No you are backlogged because YOU fucked up, and now you waste my fucking time instead of just verifying the doc's.

Goodbye and fuck you.

chronig · 10-02-2010, 12:08 PM

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Robocrop · 10-02-2010, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by chronig

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Ban this idiot...

mn · 10-02-2010, 12:11 PM

3 weeks here

andrej_NDC · 10-02-2010, 12:19 PM

2 days here, wire arrived within 2 days also...no clue what problems all people have with epass...I'm either just lucky or know how to fill in documents and what to send.

fris · 10-02-2010, 12:25 PM

they arent coming back, guess chris will have to find another way to fund his next hollywood disaster

Jarmusch · 10-02-2010, 12:26 PM

Sit down, take a deep breath and relax, then tell us how you really feel.

signupdamnit · 10-02-2010, 12:30 PM

Assuming you don't want to ever do business with them again what would happen if you flat out refused to send them the documents they demand and instead sent them a signed and dated certified letter demanding a check for the balance in your account? I'd be surprised if they can legally demand whatever they want and hold your money hostage until you give it to them.

SmokeyTheBear · 10-02-2010, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by andrej_NDC

2 days here, wire arrived within 2 days also...no clue what problems all people have with epass...

not to sound silly but , not sure if you read what i wrote.

I have been waiting 2 weeks to get documents verified that they have already asked me 3 times and verified over several years.

It's nice you got your documents verified in 2 days, i didn't and it appears i am not alone in the boat.

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Originally Posted by andrej_NDC

I'm either just lucky or know how to fill in documents and what to send.

if you are implying i sent in incorrect documents, you are wrong , passport and cc info , nothing "strange". either way if there was ANY problem with the documents, a response would not take 2 weeks. They responded that they haven't verified them because visa has caused them a backlog of id's. Not my problem

Chosen · 10-02-2010, 12:37 PM

Waiting for my wire 3 weeks since approval

Phoenix66 · 10-02-2010, 12:38 PM

Really? Except for Michael they were often responding after 2-3 weeks when it was all normal and quiet. I'm surprised they are responding at all now.

Epass has always been retarded when it came to support, again, except for Michael. However as it pretty much ran on auto, I did not have much problems with it. Respect to the programmers who made it. But as far as I remember when I needed to increase my limits they have not responded at all. Not even after a month. Michael did everything in 1 day, when I found out how to contact him via ICQ. Regrettably he's not responding to ICQ at all now.

Davy · 10-02-2010, 01:37 PM

Verification took me about one week. The wire request on the other hand - I doubt I will hear anything from them in the next three weeks.
All they need to do is check the form I uploaded and bring the money on its way. It will take them about four weeks. Its incredible that I have to pay them $50 for this service!
Epassporte is done for me. I will not close my account, but I will regard it as dead anyway.
May they rot in hell.

Spunky · 10-02-2010, 01:39 PM

Damn,seems to be getting worse before it gets better

Robocrop · 10-02-2010, 01:40 PM

Verification took me 1-2 hours max...I got good personal business with Michael

zeuse · 10-02-2010, 01:42 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

2 weeks to verify documents ? you incompetant fuckwads. Wouldnt be near;y as annoying if i wasn't lied to by support , and i i hadnt already had my documents verified THREE TIMES.

You took the time to personally reply to me, that because of visa, you guys are backlogged. No you are backlogged because YOU fucked up, and now you waste my fucking time instead of just verifying the doc's.

Goodbye and fuck you.

What makes you think they are reading this?

TylerBang · 10-02-2010, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Chosen

Waiting for my wire 3 weeks since approval

_____________THIS______________

No Excuse for this bullshit.

pimpware · 10-02-2010, 04:13 PM

I got my docs verified in 2 days

Cash · 10-03-2010, 03:46 AM

They should not ask for more ID verification, since they did this several times before ... They should just send the money ...

LongBG · 10-03-2010, 05:34 AM

I'm with you Smokey!

Except, after all the bullshit of verifying the documents. My credit card has now been verified.

Great you might say? Well. I did it all for NOTHING because now they wont transfer funds to my card because it was issued in a restricted country!

There was no fucking mention of this BEFORE I went through all this bullshit of verifying documents etc!

And, why in the fuck would they not bother to simply tell me before going through this dammed process?

So, All that for nothing! my card is verified. But can't send my ePass funds there.

How fucked up can they be... Well now you know.

seeandsee · 10-03-2010, 06:25 AM

They must be on cliff, no news, slow work...

Cash · 10-03-2010, 06:27 AM

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Originally Posted by LongBG

I'm with you Smokey!

Except, after all the bullshit of verifying the documents. My credit card has now been verified.

Great you might say? Well. I did it all for NOTHING because now they wont transfer funds to my card because it was issued in a restricted country!

There was no fucking mention of this BEFORE I went through all this bullshit of verifying documents etc!

And, why in the fuck would they not bother to simply tell me before going through this dammed process?

So, All that for nothing! my card is verified. But can't send my ePass funds there.

How fucked up can they be... Well now you know.

So, with all the Government issued ID and other papers for verification, they still don't send the money? That would be plain theft, not even disguised in "all your money is safe" (even before the wallet - VV split) ...

Chosen · 10-03-2010, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by LongBG

I'm with you Smokey!

Except, after all the bullshit of verifying the documents. My credit card has now been verified.

Great you might say? Well. I did it all for NOTHING because now they wont transfer funds to my card because it was issued in a restricted country!

There was no fucking mention of this BEFORE I went through all this bullshit of verifying documents etc!

And, why in the fuck would they not bother to simply tell me before going through this dammed process?

So, All that for nothing! my card is verified. But can't send my ePass funds there.

How fucked up can they be... Well now you know.

Same happened to me, and they refuse to enable withdrawals to my personal card while I know they can do that and did that for few people.
Just a fucking excuses for 3+ weeks

CaptainHowdy · 10-03-2010, 06:32 AM

You tell 'em, Smokey...

Vick! · 10-03-2010, 09:14 AM

Did you try contacting Micheal via email? He is helpful and responsive in most cases.

ParlourCash Karl · 10-03-2010, 09:39 AM

Yep we have sent doc's in three times with no luck yet, always coming back with some excuse. We have given up now and pretty much have written off our three acounts with them, moved to Payoneer and hopefully that will work out, can't hang about waiting for something that will never happen. Same as IBill, live and learn again......but we will not be caught again....for any amount paid in, we will start withdrawing the minute it is in the account.

Chosen · 10-03-2010, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Vick!

Did you try contacting Micheal via email? He is helpful and responsive in most cases.

Not in my case for sure:

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I am sorry but I have not heard back from our processor yet so I do not have any news about this.

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I have asked for an update on it again today.

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I have been asking my boss about this every day for a week and I have not
gotten an answer.
As soon as I get an answer I will let you know.

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I do not know, I will ask Accounting about this again.

SmokeyTheBear · 10-03-2010, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ParlourCash Karl

Yep we have sent doc's in three times with no luck yet, always coming back with some excuse. We have given up now and pretty much have written off our three acounts with them, moved to Payoneer and hopefully that will work out, can't hang about waiting for something that will never happen. Same as IBill, live and learn again......but we will not be caught again....for any amount paid in, we will start withdrawing the minute it is in the account.

no i have had my id already VERIFIED 3 times, in other words they are asking for the same id they already have.

SmokeyTheBear · 10-03-2010, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by zeuse

What makes you think they are reading this?

don't really care either way , just wanted to vent. I'm sure chris peruses the boards from time to time. Not that it will do anything but, seriously , epassporte fucked up big, now they have a small chance at keeping their existing customers yet , they seem to be doing everything in their power to get rid of them.

They have a backlog of id's because they waste their time asking for id they already have and then waste their time writing idiotic replies instead of just verifying the documents.

Cash · 10-03-2010, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

... because they waste their time ...

More likely thay don't want to pay or postpone it as much as they can ...

2intense · 10-03-2010, 01:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Robocrop

Verification took me 1-2 hours max...I got good personal business with Michael

nikki99 · 10-03-2010, 01:38 PM

I want my mooooooooooney

Jdoughs · 10-03-2010, 01:39 PM

For taking millions and millions of dollars and disappearing, we nominate Chris Mallick as the biggest piece of shit thief to ever have graced adult.

Grats you massive pile of steaming shit!

HighEnergy · 10-03-2010, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Jdoughs

For taking millions and millions of dollars and disappearing, we nominate Chris Mallick as the biggest piece of shit thief to ever have graced adult.

Grats you massive pile of steaming shit!

I think it's strange nobody has went face-to-face with Mallick to get some answers.

Klen · 10-03-2010, 05:33 PM

Poor fucker....

Michael O · 10-03-2010, 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

2 weeks to verify documents ? you incompetant fuckwads. Wouldnt be near;y as annoying if i wasn't lied to by support , and i i hadnt already had my documents verified THREE TIMES.

You took the time to personally reply to me, that because of visa, you guys are backlogged. No you are backlogged because YOU fucked up, and now you waste my fucking time instead of just verifying the doc's.

Goodbye and fuck you.

Please email me your UserID and I will look into what the problem is.

Zorgman · 10-03-2010, 06:14 PM

I got the same docs but I have already sent my passport photo ID in to verify my account, now I have to do it again to get wires.

Also wires are $50 to send and my bank charge $25 to get the wire (receive payments) so that's a total of $75 to get my wire. WTF! Are you kidding me?

Agent 488 · 10-03-2010, 06:29 PM

epass and the people that facilitate their criminality should be jailed. lets not mince words. if you are aiding their scam you should be put away.

Agent 488 · 10-03-2010, 06:30 PM

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Originally Posted by HighEnergy

I think it's strange nobody has went face-to-face with Mallick to get some answers.

he likes the clubs. not hard to find.

Agent 488 · 10-03-2010, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdoughs

For taking millions and millions of dollars and disappearing, we nominate Chris Mallick as the biggest piece of shit thief to ever have graced adult.

Grats you massive pile of steaming shit!

let's get real now. we have reps on this board stringing people along as their money disappears. no need for sentimentality. time to call a spade a spade.

10-02-2010, 12:07 PM	#1
SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	FUCK YOU epassporte 2 weeks to verify documents ? you incompetant fuckwads. Wouldnt be near;y as annoying if i wasn't lied to by support , and i i hadnt already had my documents verified THREE TIMES. You took the time to personally reply to me, that because of visa, you guys are backlogged. No you are backlogged because YOU fucked up, and now you waste my fucking time instead of just verifying the doc's. Goodbye and fuck you. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

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10-02-2010, 12:38 PM	#11
Phoenix66 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 823	Really? Except for Michael they were often responding after 2-3 weeks when it was all normal and quiet. I'm surprised they are responding at all now. Epass has always been retarded when it came to support, again, except for Michael. However as it pretty much ran on auto, I did not have much problems with it. Respect to the programmers who made it. But as far as I remember when I needed to increase my limits they have not responded at all. Not even after a month. Michael did everything in 1 day, when I found out how to contact him via ICQ. Regrettably he's not responding to ICQ at all now. __________________ Adult Niche Traffic Exchange

10-02-2010, 01:37 PM	#12
Davy Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Germany Posts: 4,323	Verification took me about one week. The wire request on the other hand - I doubt I will hear anything from them in the next three weeks. All they need to do is check the form I uploaded and bring the money on its way. It will take them about four weeks. Its incredible that I have to pay them $50 for this service! Epassporte is done for me. I will not close my account, but I will regard it as dead anyway. May they rot in hell. __________________ --- ICQ 14-76-98 <-- I don't use this at all

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10-02-2010, 12:08 PM	#2
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10-02-2010, 12:11 PM	#4
mn Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,505	3 weeks here

10-02-2010, 12:19 PM	#5
andrej_NDC Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 7,760	2 days here, wire arrived within 2 days also...no clue what problems all people have with epass...I'm either just lucky or know how to fill in documents and what to send.

10-02-2010, 12:26 PM	#7
Jarmusch Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 12,464	Sit down, take a deep breath and relax, then tell us how you really feel.

10-02-2010, 12:30 PM	#8
signupdamnit Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 6,697	Assuming you don't want to ever do business with them again what would happen if you flat out refused to send them the documents they demand and instead sent them a signed and dated certified letter demanding a check for the balance in your account? I'd be surprised if they can legally demand whatever they want and hold your money hostage until you give it to them.

10-02-2010, 12:37 PM	#10
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10-03-2010, 05:34 AM	#19
LongBG Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Sesame Street Posts: 1,101	I'm with you Smokey! Except, after all the bullshit of verifying the documents. My credit card has now been verified. Great you might say? Well. I did it all for NOTHING because now they wont transfer funds to my card because it was issued in a restricted country! There was no fucking mention of this BEFORE I went through all this bullshit of verifying documents etc! And, why in the fuck would they not bother to simply tell me before going through this dammed process? So, All that for nothing! my card is verified. But can't send my ePass funds there. How fucked up can they be... Well now you know. __________________ Contact me: [email protected]

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10-03-2010, 09:39 AM	#25
ParlourCash Karl Confirmed User Join Date: May 2006 Location: Hawaii Posts: 438	Yep we have sent doc's in three times with no luck yet, always coming back with some excuse. We have given up now and pretty much have written off our three acounts with them, moved to Payoneer and hopefully that will work out, can't hang about waiting for something that will never happen. Same as IBill, live and learn again......but we will not be caught again....for any amount paid in, we will start withdrawing the minute it is in the account. __________________ www.ParlourCash.com

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10-03-2010, 06:14 PM	#36
Zorgman Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Sydney, Australia Posts: 6,103	I got the same docs but I have already sent my passport photo ID in to verify my account, now I have to do it again to get wires. Also wires are $50 to send and my bank charge $25 to get the wire (receive payments) so that's a total of $75 to get my wire. WTF! Are you kidding me? __________________ ---

10-03-2010, 06:29 PM	#37
Agent 488 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 22,511	epass and the people that facilitate their criminality should be jailed. lets not mince words. if you are aiding their scam you should be put away.