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harvey · 10-05-2010, 04:59 PM

FIRST CAUSE OF ACTION

(For Breach Of Contract Against Almighty Harvey)

<>. Defendant Brujah is, and at all times herein mentioned was, a resident of ICQ 3431124

<>. Defendant Brujah is, and at all times herein mentioned, was a Corporation organized and existing under the laws of the State of California with principle offices located at ICQ 3431124, in the City of ICQLAND, County of GFY.

<>. Plaintiff Harvey is ignorant of the true names and capacities of defendants sued herein as DOES I through X, inclusive, and therefore sues these defendants by such fictitious names. Plaintiff Harvey will amend this complaint to allege their true names and capacities when ascertained.

<>. Plaintiff Harvey is informed and believes and thereon alleges that, at all times herein mentioned, each of the defendants sued herein was the agent and employee of each of the remaining defendants and was at all times acting within the purpose and scope of such agency and employment.

<>. On or about September 28th, 2010, in the GFY board, Plaintiff and defendant entered into a written agreement as stated on http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=989639, a copy of which is attached hereto as Exhibit "A" and made a part hereof. By the terms of said written agreement, defendant should have rep'd Plaintiff.

<>. The consideration set forth in the agreement was the fair and reasonable.

<>. Plaintiff has performed all conditions, covenants, and promises required by him on his part to be performed in accordance with the terms and conditions of the contract.

<>. On or about October, 2010 the defendant Brujah breached the said agreement by not repping the Plaintiff

<>. By reason of defendant breach of said contract as herein alleged, the plaintiff Harvey has suffered damages in the sum of $1 million dullahs and a bruised ego

<>. By the terms of said written agreement, the Plaintiff is entitled to recover reasonable attorney fees incurred in the enforcement of the provisions of the agreement. By reason of the aforementioned breach of the defendant, the Plaintiff has been forced to secure the services of the legal firm of ACHMED CORP, INC. and its subsidiary DA NINJAS HITMEN to prosecute this lawsuit.

WHEREFORE, plaintiff Harvey pray judgment against defendant Brujah and each of them, as follows:

<>. For compensatory damages in the sum of $1 million dullahs;

<>. For interest on the sum of 2 party goats and 100 rep points from and after October, 2010 to date of judgment;

<>. For reasonable attorney fees according to proof;

<>. For such other and further relief as Eric may deem proper.

I, Harvey, am a semi-God in the above-entitled action. I have read the foregoing contract and know the contents thereof. The same is true of my own knowledge, except as to those matters which are therein alleged on information and belief, and as to those matters, I believe it to be true.

I declare under penalty of perjury that the foregoing is true and correct and that this declaration was executed at Tralfamadore, Tralfamadore.

Domain Broker · 10-05-2010, 05:07 PM

just gave you some negative rep for this thread.

marketsmart · 10-05-2010, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Domain Broker

just gave you some negative rep for this thread.

me too...

.

harvey · 10-05-2010, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Domain Broker

just gave you some negative rep for this thread.

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

me too...

.

WarChild · 10-05-2010, 05:14 PM

I just repped you

cykoe6 · 10-05-2010, 05:18 PM

fatfoo · 10-05-2010, 05:18 PM

Whoa... Harvey sure created a strong coin.

harvey · 10-05-2010, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by fatfoo

Whoa... Harvey sure created a strong coin.

SallyRand · 10-05-2010, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey

FIRST CAUSE OF ACTION

(For Breach Of Contract Against Almighty Harvey)

<>. Defendant Brujah is, and at all times herein mentioned was, a resident of ICQ 3431124

<>. Defendant Brujah is, and at all times herein mentioned, was a Corporation organized and existing under the laws of the State of California with principle offices located at ICQ 3431124, in the City of ICQLAND, County of GFY.

<>. Plaintiff Harvey is ignorant of the true names and capacities of defendants sued herein as DOES I through X, inclusive, and therefore sues these defendants by such fictitious names. Plaintiff Harvey will amend this complaint to allege their true names and capacities when ascertained.

<>. Plaintiff Harvey is informed and believes and thereon alleges that, at all times herein mentioned, each of the defendants sued herein was the agent and employee of each of the remaining defendants and was at all times acting within the purpose and scope of such agency and employment.

<>. On or about September 28th, 2010, in the GFY board, Plaintiff and defendant entered into a written agreement as stated on http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=989639, a copy of which is attached hereto as Exhibit "A" and made a part hereof. By the terms of said written agreement, defendant should have rep'd Plaintiff.

<>. The consideration set forth in the agreement was the fair and reasonable.

<>. Plaintiff has performed all conditions, covenants, and promises required by him on his part to be performed in accordance with the terms and conditions of the contract.

<>. On or about October, 2010 the defendant Brujah breached the said agreement by not repping the Plaintiff

<>. By reason of defendant breach of said contract as herein alleged, the plaintiff Harvey has suffered damages in the sum of $1 million dullahs and a bruised ego

<>. By the terms of said written agreement, the Plaintiff is entitled to recover reasonable attorney fees incurred in the enforcement of the provisions of the agreement. By reason of the aforementioned breach of the defendant, the Plaintiff has been forced to secure the services of the legal firm of ACHMED CORP, INC. and its subsidiary DA NINJAS HITMEN to prosecute this lawsuit.

WHEREFORE, plaintiff Harvey pray judgment against defendant Brujah and each of them, as follows:

<>. For compensatory damages in the sum of $1 million dullahs;

<>. For interest on the sum of 2 party goats and 100 rep points from and after October, 2010 to date of judgment;

<>. For reasonable attorney fees according to proof;

<>. For such other and further relief as Eric may deem proper.

I, Harvey, am a semi-God in the above-entitled action. I have read the foregoing contract and know the contents thereof. The same is true of my own knowledge, except as to those matters which are therein alleged on information and belief, and as to those matters, I believe it to be true.

I declare under penalty of perjury that the foregoing is true and correct and that this declaration was executed at Tralfamadore, Tralfamadore.

Man, this post is just funnier than shit and I'd leave you rep if I could!

Brujah · 10-05-2010, 06:11 PM

The force is strong with this one.

Barry-xlovecam · 10-05-2010, 06:11 PM

You forgot the Motion for Summary Judgment :P

Brujah · 10-05-2010, 06:15 PM

I demand that GFY allot me enough rep points to spread around!

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You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.

halfpint · 10-05-2010, 06:16 PM

hahaha lol nice

woj · 10-05-2010, 06:27 PM

SomeCreep · 10-05-2010, 06:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Domain Broker

just gave you some negative rep for this thread.

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

me too...

.

me three

harvey · 10-05-2010, 07:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Brujah

I demand that GFY allot me enough rep points to spread around!

harvey · 10-05-2010, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by SomeCreep

me three

The Porn Nerd · 10-05-2010, 07:26 PM

CEASE AND DESIST ORDER FOR HARVEY AKA "funny motherfucker"

It has come to the attention of the aformentioned yada yada that noted GFY member Harvey is one smart, funny motherfucker. Therefore, he must CEASE AND DESIST his ground-breaking GFY threads.

REASON: 86.8% of GFY fuckers won't "get it". Feelings hurt, brains hurt, fingers hitting keyboards in frustration hurt.

On a Personal Note: I want to marry Harvey.
But only if we can hold the ceremony on Tralfamadore and a Blue Meanie can perform the vows.

- Nowhere Man

harvey · 10-05-2010, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

CEASE AND DESIST ORDER FOR HARVEY AKA "funny motherfucker"

It has come to the attention of the aformentioned yada yada that noted GFY member Harvey is one smart, funny motherfucker. Therefore, he must CEASE AND DESIST his ground-breaking GFY threads.

REASON: 86.8% of GFY fuckers won't "get it". Feelings hurt, brains hurt, fingers hitting keyboards in frustration hurt.

On a Personal Note: I want to marry Harvey.
But only if we can hold the ceremony on Tralfamadore and a Blue Meanie can perform the vows.

- Nowhere Man

your wish is my command, lover

TisMe · 10-05-2010, 08:19 PM

You don't look Blue-ish!

The Porn Nerd · 10-05-2010, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey

your wish is my command, lover

I knew you'd wear black.

harvey · 10-06-2010, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

I knew you'd wear black.

yeah, well, I could use leather or latex if you want to spice things up

The Porn Nerd · 10-06-2010, 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey

yeah, well, I could use leather or latex if you want to spice things up

How about chaps?
I likey the chaps....
whoops - did I say that out loud? :D

harvey · 10-06-2010, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MisterPeabody

How about chaps?
I likey the chaps....
whoops - did I say that out loud? :D

Served!

Now I'm starting to think you only consider me a sex object, but I'm a human being with feelings!

The Porn Nerd · 10-06-2010, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey

Served!

Now I'm starting to think you only consider me a sex object, but I'm a human being with feelings!

I'm sorry honey - I love you, really. Now swallow that jizz, get me a beer and turn the tv back up.

TisMe · 10-06-2010, 01:28 PM

Sheesh... will you two get a room?

The Porn Nerd · 10-06-2010, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by TisMe

Sheesh... will you two get a room?

This IS our room. Now get out. Leave the champagne but skedaddle.

epitome · 10-06-2010, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey

your wish is my command, lover

I call BS. This is a chop. Want to know how I know?

In that photo you have yellow teeth, but if your avatar you have green teeth. Green teeth come after yellow teeth so if you just got married you'd have green teeth. You clearly chopped that with a younger photo of you.

Nice try, but I'm too smart for that!

TheStout · 10-06-2010, 02:36 PM

Can someone from Plugsubmitter please contact me asap.

harvey · 10-06-2010, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome

I call BS. This is a chop. Want to know how I know?

In that photo you have yellow teeth, but if your avatar you have green teeth. Green teeth come after yellow teeth so if you just got married you'd have green teeth. You clearly chopped that with a younger photo of you.

Nice try, but I'm too smart for that!

that's the priest, please pay attention. Here's your coupon for this post, you can redeem it anywhere

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheStout

Can someone from Plugsubmitter please contact me asap.

harvey · 10-07-2010, 11:39 AM

settlement has been reached, the terms are undisclosed

10-05-2010, 04:59 PM	#1
harvey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 9,266	Dear Brujah, you've been served FIRST CAUSE OF ACTION (For Breach Of Contract Against Almighty Harvey) <>. Defendant Brujah is, and at all times herein mentioned was, a resident of ICQ 3431124 <>. Defendant Brujah is, and at all times herein mentioned, was a Corporation organized and existing under the laws of the State of California with principle offices located at ICQ 3431124, in the City of ICQLAND, County of GFY. <>. Plaintiff Harvey is ignorant of the true names and capacities of defendants sued herein as DOES I through X, inclusive, and therefore sues these defendants by such fictitious names. Plaintiff Harvey will amend this complaint to allege their true names and capacities when ascertained. <>. Plaintiff Harvey is informed and believes and thereon alleges that, at all times herein mentioned, each of the defendants sued herein was the agent and employee of each of the remaining defendants and was at all times acting within the purpose and scope of such agency and employment. <>. On or about September 28th, 2010, in the GFY board, Plaintiff and defendant entered into a written agreement as stated on http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=989639, a copy of which is attached hereto as Exhibit "A" and made a part hereof. By the terms of said written agreement, defendant should have rep'd Plaintiff. <>. The consideration set forth in the agreement was the fair and reasonable. <>. Plaintiff has performed all conditions, covenants, and promises required by him on his part to be performed in accordance with the terms and conditions of the contract. <>. On or about October, 2010 the defendant Brujah breached the said agreement by not repping the Plaintiff <>. By reason of defendant breach of said contract as herein alleged, the plaintiff Harvey has suffered damages in the sum of $1 million dullahs and a bruised ego <>. By the terms of said written agreement, the Plaintiff is entitled to recover reasonable attorney fees incurred in the enforcement of the provisions of the agreement. By reason of the aforementioned breach of the defendant, the Plaintiff has been forced to secure the services of the legal firm of ACHMED CORP, INC. and its subsidiary DA NINJAS HITMEN to prosecute this lawsuit. WHEREFORE, plaintiff Harvey pray judgment against defendant Brujah and each of them, as follows: <>. For compensatory damages in the sum of $1 million dullahs; <>. For interest on the sum of 2 party goats and 100 rep points from and after October, 2010 to date of judgment; <>. For reasonable attorney fees according to proof; <>. For such other and further relief as Eric may deem proper. I, Harvey, am a semi-God in the above-entitled action. I have read the foregoing contract and know the contents thereof. The same is true of my own knowledge, except as to those matters which are therein alleged on information and belief, and as to those matters, I believe it to be true. I declare under penalty of perjury that the foregoing is true and correct and that this declaration was executed at Tralfamadore, Tralfamadore. __________________ This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth

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The Porn Nerd Living The Dream Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Inside a Monitor Posts: 19,510	CEASE AND DESIST ORDER FOR HARVEY AKA "funny motherfucker" It has come to the attention of the aformentioned yada yada that noted GFY member Harvey is one smart, funny motherfucker. Therefore, he must CEASE AND DESIST his ground-breaking GFY threads. REASON: 86.8% of GFY fuckers won't "get it". Feelings hurt, brains hurt, fingers hitting keyboards in frustration hurt. On a Personal Note: I want to marry Harvey. But only if we can hold the ceremony on Tralfamadore and a Blue Meanie can perform the vows. - Nowhere Man __________________ My Affiliate Programs: Porn Nerd Cash \| Porn Showcase \| Aggressive Gold Over 90 paysites to promote! Now on Teams: peabodymedia

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TisMe Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 1,719	You don't look Blue-ish!

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10-07-2010, 11:39 AM	#31
harvey Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 9,266	settlement has been reached, the terms are undisclosed __________________ This post is endorsed by CIA, KGB, MI6, the Mafia, Illuminati, Kim Jong Il, Worldwide Ninjas Association, Klingon Empire and lolcats. Don't mess around with it, just accept it and embrace the truth