Let's destroy Chris Mallicks chances of making any money off his movies - GoFuckYourself.com

The Duck · 10-05-2010, 07:56 AM

I know a lot of people are angry at Chris Mallick for the whole epassporte ordeal but have no way of 'getting back' at him or his company. This may be childish and silly, but it's something, it's legal and it may actually cause some harm where it hurts, the bank account.

The rundown - Most people I know will check IMDB ratings before watching / buying a movie, this is especially true for small and unknown productions. I noticed that Chris Mallick's movie Middle men got a score of 6.6. This is a good score and will not turn people away from the movie.

What I want when potential viewers checks imdb to see if middle men is worth watching (I don't care if it actually is, I did not see it) they will be faced with a real shitty score that will make them turn away in disgust and watch something else instead.

Why? - People will not buy the movie or rent it causing a financial loss to Chris Mallick's company.

How? - Register on IMDB and rate the movie a score which you think it deserves. I recommend a solid 1.

Right now I only see 417 votes so the score should be pretty easy to change with enough gfy'ers doing it.

Quence · 10-05-2010, 07:58 AM

shut the fuck up

BittieBucks Eric · 10-05-2010, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by The Duck

I know a lot of people are angry at Chris Mallick for the whole epassporte ordeal but have no way of 'getting back' at him or his company. This may be childish and silly, but it's something, it's legal and it may actually cause some harm where it hurts, the bank account.

The rundown - Most people I know will check IMDB ratings before watching / buying a movie, this is especially true for small and unknown productions. I noticed that Chris Mallick's movie Middle men got a score of 6.6. This is a good score and will not turn people away from the movie.

What I want when potential viewers checks imdb to see if middle men is worth watching (I don't care if it actually is, I did not see it) they will be faced with a real shitty score that will make them turn away in disgust and watch something else instead.

Why? - People will not buy the movie or rent it causing a financial loss to Chris Mallick's company.

How? - Register on IMDB and rate the movie a score which you think it deserves. I recommend a solid 1.

Right now I only see 417 votes so the score should be pretty easy to change with enough gfy'ers doing it.

WAHAHAHAHAHAH so you haven't figured it out yet that the movie has FLOPPED and get stepped on like this little girls fish?

zeuse · 10-05-2010, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by The Duck

Most people I know will check IMDB ratings before watching / buying a movie

You and your friends need to get out more.

mn · 10-05-2010, 08:05 AM

troll on 4chan for some hours and you will have a rating of under 3....

mailman · 10-05-2010, 08:07 AM

Yeah that will show him!!!

CaptainHowdy · 10-05-2010, 08:08 AM

The Duck · 10-05-2010, 08:08 AM

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Originally Posted by mailman

Yeah that will show him!!!

CurrentlySober · 10-05-2010, 08:14 AM

Petty and childish, but a good way for the silent anonymous masses to make a point.

Voted

Sly · 10-05-2010, 08:17 AM

I'm pretty sure that Goonies 5 was more successful than Middlemen, I wouldn't worry about it.

chronig · 10-05-2010, 08:19 AM

Horrible thread. Lock + ban user.

Slappin Fish · 10-05-2010, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Quence

shut the fuck up

ottopottomouse · 10-05-2010, 08:30 AM

Waste of time trying to affect sales when nobody even wants to steal it.

baddog · 10-05-2010, 08:31 AM

I think the lack of theaters showing it will do more harm than your idea, Duck.

andrej_NDC · 10-05-2010, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by zeuse

You and your friends need to get out more.

I do the same when I go to a theatre...check what movies are playing and check their imdb score before choosing one.

ottopottomouse · 10-05-2010, 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by andrej_NDC

I do the same when I go to a theatre...check what movies are playing and check their imdb score before choosing one.

I usually read the review and ignore the score.

Then if the reviewer loved it decide i'll watch something else

The Duck · 10-05-2010, 09:14 AM

Looks like many decided to give me bad rep here instead of the movie, oh the irony!

sexdatesj · 10-05-2010, 09:16 AM

Call his movie company, PR firm.. everyone involved in the film and demand your money!

That will get some results.

minicivan · 10-05-2010, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by The Duck

Looks like many decided to give me bad rep here instead of the movie, oh the irony!

The irony? The irony of trying to organize fraud with intention to cause financial harm to others and getting bad rep? You need to look up irony in the dictionary

woj · 10-05-2010, 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by minicivan

The irony? The irony of trying to organize fraud with intention to cause financial harm to others and getting bad rep? You need to look up irony in the dictionary

eye for an eye

Davy · 10-05-2010, 09:34 AM

I think writing reviews about the movie could affect it more.
Also, I don't want to register there.

DaddyHalbucks · 10-05-2010, 09:37 AM

Mallick will have to pay back the money. There is no point in trying to sabotage his movie.

flashfire · 10-05-2010, 09:40 AM

I'll give him a chance to return my money...clock is ticking though

woj · 10-05-2010, 09:46 AM

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Originally Posted by DaddyHalbucks

Mallick will have to pay back the money. There is no point in trying to sabotage his movie.

how exactly will he "have to"?

punkpred · 10-05-2010, 09:48 AM

With all the cash he swiped from us, he can buy an island and forget about us all and his movies.

Chosen · 10-05-2010, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by flashfire

I'll give him a chance to return my money...clock is ticking though

Jarmusch · 10-05-2010, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Duck

Most people I know will check IMDB ratings before watching / buying a movie, this is especially true for small and unknown productions.

Most people don't care who the producer is. They care about the director.

WiredGuy · 10-05-2010, 01:16 PM

Considering the movie isn't available on dvd (yet) and had such a small release on the big screen, I wouldn't worry about people thinking about watching it as those who want to watch it, can't even get their hands on it.
WG

McSpike · 10-07-2010, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by sexdatesj

Call his movie company, PR firm.. everyone involved in the film and demand your money!

That will get some results.

Joel, get in line. I demand my money. Be it from you first. Time to pay attention to GFY, Joel.
http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/990947-sex-date-cash-money-post17576839.html

Ethersync · 10-07-2010, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Waste of time trying to affect sales when nobody even wants to steal it.

charlie g · 10-07-2010, 07:41 AM

I have a better idea for mallick. I am going to fly to LA for a week before his next big embarrassing flop premiers. I am only going to eat burritos and schlitz malt liquor every day. I am not going to shit for 6 days. On the night of the flop movie opening I am going to take a big nasty shit in a burlap sack. The kind of big smelly shit bigfoot would gag on. I am going to wear my tux down to the red carpet and then hit that fat tub of shit right on the head with my bag of bigfoot shit!

pornmasta · 10-07-2010, 07:43 AM

not a good idea.

Jason Voorhees · 10-07-2010, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

I'm pretty sure that Goonies 5 was more successful than Middlemen, I wouldn't worry about it.

Wait.. Goonies 5? So that means there was a 2, 3, and 4... Seriously?

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 10-07-2010, 07:49 AM

pffft, anyone want to host middlemenstreaming.com and watchmiddlemeonline.com for me? I promise to give you all free passes to slip by my CPALead gateway...

amateurbfs · 10-07-2010, 08:11 AM

FACT: No one will do shit.

2intense · 10-07-2010, 08:12 AM

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Originally Posted by chronig

Horrible thread. Lock + ban user.

pornmasta · 10-07-2010, 08:15 AM

anyway who can be his movies ?
See sig

Dating Port · 10-07-2010, 08:37 AM

I can't believe I read all the way to the bottom of this thread.

minicivan · 10-07-2010, 08:44 AM

These threads are best left to 4chan. And when that group decides to start shit with someone, it is usually a world class effort.

pornmasta · 10-07-2010, 08:54 AM

Did you know that once mallick crushed a cat with his BIG HUMMER ?

;) ;) ;)

10-05-2010, 07:56 AM	#1
The Duck Adult Content Provider Industry Role: Join Date: May 2005 Location: Europe Posts: 18,243	Let's destroy Chris Mallicks chances of making any money off his movies I know a lot of people are angry at Chris Mallick for the whole epassporte ordeal but have no way of 'getting back' at him or his company. This may be childish and silly, but it's something, it's legal and it may actually cause some harm where it hurts, the bank account. The rundown - Most people I know will check IMDB ratings before watching / buying a movie, this is especially true for small and unknown productions. I noticed that Chris Mallick's movie Middle men got a score of 6.6. This is a good score and will not turn people away from the movie. What I want when potential viewers checks imdb to see if middle men is worth watching (I don't care if it actually is, I did not see it) they will be faced with a real shitty score that will make them turn away in disgust and watch something else instead. Why? - People will not buy the movie or rent it causing a financial loss to Chris Mallick's company. How? - Register on IMDB and rate the movie a score which you think it deserves. I recommend a solid 1. Right now I only see 417 votes so the score should be pretty easy to change with enough gfy'ers doing it. __________________ Skype Horusmaia ICQ 41555245 Email [email protected]

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ottopottomouse She is ugly, bad luck. Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 13,177	Waste of time trying to affect sales when nobody even wants to steal it. __________________ ↑ see post ↑ 13101

10-05-2010, 07:58 AM	#2
Quence So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 210	shut the fuck up

10-05-2010, 08:05 AM	#5
mn Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,505	troll on 4chan for some hours and you will have a rating of under 3....

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chronig Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 2,653	Horrible thread. Lock + ban user.

10-05-2010, 08:31 AM	#14
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,090	I think the lack of theaters showing it will do more harm than your idea, Duck.

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10-05-2010, 09:37 AM	#22
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10-05-2010, 09:40 AM	#23
flashfire ICQ 1 6 7 8 5 3 4 9 2 Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 13,098	I'll give him a chance to return my money...clock is ticking though

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10-07-2010, 07:41 AM	#31
charlie g Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Center of the Universe Posts: 2,758	I have a better idea for mallick. I am going to fly to LA for a week before his next big embarrassing flop premiers. I am only going to eat burritos and schlitz malt liquor every day. I am not going to shit for 6 days. On the night of the flop movie opening I am going to take a big nasty shit in a burlap sack. The kind of big smelly shit bigfoot would gag on. I am going to wear my tux down to the red carpet and then hit that fat tub of shit right on the head with my bag of bigfoot shit! __________________ AlanAgus1 at gmail dot com ------------------------------- Last edited by charlie g; 10-07-2010 at 07:46 AM..

10-07-2010, 07:43 AM	#32
pornmasta Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 18,946	not a good idea.

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10-07-2010, 08:15 AM	#37
pornmasta Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 18,946	anyway who can be his movies ? See sig

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10-07-2010, 08:54 AM	#40
pornmasta Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 18,946	Did you know that once mallick crushed a cat with his BIG HUMMER ? ;) ;) ;)