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Old 10-15-2010, 05:02 PM   #1
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So finally I've been diagnosed, and no cure

As some of you know, I've had some serious health problems last 2 years and doctors were never sure about what the diagnosis was. I've had seven surgeries, chemo, stabilization meds, vitamin shocks, you mention it. At first they thought it was cancer, but they couldn't find it despite the many tumors I had. Then some kind of chemical disorder (which happened to be close to the real answer).

So I got just back from the doctor to get the results of a new battery of analysis that included bone marrow (it hurts like a mofo!), hair, nails, DNA samples, blood, urine, PET scans and everything you could think of.

After not much waiting, there were 2 doctors waiting for me and it seems what I have is a very strange condition that happens like 1 in 10 million people. They started the blabbling and how I shouldn't be worried, so I asked them to shoot it without more preamble, and they told me:

YOU HAVE A SEVERE CONDITION OF AWESOMENESS. THERE'S NOTHING WE CAN DO, YOU'RE JUST AWESOME.

what can I do, some people has it, some people doesn't

(note: everything until the joke is true, I have a rare DNA dis-balance caused by an old teratoma surgery that left cell remains on my coxis bone and invaded it as well as the adjacent organs. It has no cure, only constant surgeries when needed and some mild treatment, but it isn't dangerous either)
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Old 10-15-2010, 05:05 PM   #2
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Based on the crap i've seen you post, I think you should get a second opinion.
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Old 10-15-2010, 05:08 PM   #3
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hope it all works out for you. sorry to hear there is no cure for the condition

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Old 10-15-2010, 05:08 PM   #4
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Probably came from a vaccine (not the awesomeness)
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Old 10-15-2010, 05:09 PM   #5
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When will you die ?
Next year ?
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Old 10-15-2010, 05:10 PM   #6
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there is no cure for what ails me either.
the best we can do is live a good life.

hope you're doing okay dude.
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Old 10-15-2010, 05:11 PM   #7
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Old 10-15-2010, 05:12 PM   #9
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Good thing you have the awesomeness to back you up!!
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Old 10-15-2010, 05:12 PM   #10
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Based on the crap i've seen you post, I think you should get a second opinion.
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Old 10-15-2010, 05:13 PM   #11
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ha ha, love that pic!
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Old 10-15-2010, 06:09 PM   #12
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ahahah werd got me
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Old 10-15-2010, 06:30 PM   #13
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we all die, just drag it out as long as you can
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It has no cure, only constant surgeries when needed and some mild treatment, but it isn't dangerous either)

adapt or die
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Did he say it was an accute case of awesomeness?

Because if so, we share a common ailment. And you're right... there is no cure.
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Old 10-15-2010, 06:46 PM   #17
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Did he say it was an accute case of awesomeness?

Because if so, we share a common ailment. And you're right... there is no cure.
yes, that's it.

stiff upper lip and hang onto it
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do we?


interesting.
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AWESOMENESS!!!

Best of luck AWESOMENESS. Hopefully you wOnt need another surgery.

AWESOMENESS that was mad cool.
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Old 10-16-2010, 12:21 AM   #22
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I'm sorry to hear about your awesomeness.
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Dude you just get up in the morning and piss awesomeness!
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Fuck I have that too, the awesome part. We should start a group.
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