Shouldnt Mark Zuckerberg have a hotter girlfriend? Im mean, he's a fucking Billionaire - GoFuckYourself.com

Machete_ · 10-11-2010, 09:51 AM

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Mark Zuckerberg and girlfriend Priscilla Chan stroll near the Facebook founder's home in Palo Alto. Image via Pacific Coast News.

http://gawker.com/5661004/mark-zucke...friends-dismay

Yngwie · 10-11-2010, 09:53 AM

Maybe to him she's hot. We all have different taste and maybe she is a perfect match for him.

Fabien · 10-11-2010, 09:57 AM

Really ? Geeee.....

10-11-2010, 09:58 AM

ego and vanity thats what it comes down too!
If i was him i wouldnt have a girlfriend, lets put it this way, hugh hefner would not have shit on me!

Antonio · 10-11-2010, 09:59 AM

apart from her legs, she is super hot - she just chooses to dress like a weirdo

FreeHugeMovies · 10-11-2010, 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Yngwie

Maybe to him she's hot. We all have different taste and maybe she is a perfect match for him.

Trust me, she isn't hot to ANYONE!

trollhunter · 10-11-2010, 10:00 AM

He should also be able to afford more than one shirt. He wears that shirt everyday!

Agent 488 · 10-11-2010, 10:00 AM

gold digging slut whore.

Machete_ · 10-11-2010, 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Yngwie

Maybe to him she's hot. We all have different taste and maybe she is a perfect match for him.

At least she could be hot or thin. Jeez.

zeuse · 10-11-2010, 10:02 AM

She shares his taste in footwear. That pic just proves that no matter how much money you have you still look a cunt in flip flops.

10-11-2010, 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by trollhunter

He should also be able to afford more than one shirt. He wears that shirt everyday!

i just thought exactly the same thing!!
This guys a billionaire and in a UK newspaper they say he still goes to work every day on a bike.. . . . what a guy!!
Just seems so down to earth and unaffected by the fact hes like what. . the richest under 25 or 30 year old in the world ?

CYF · 10-11-2010, 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Antonio

apart from her legs, she is super hot - she just chooses to dress like a weirdo

yeah, I've seen better pics of her and she's not bad at all

96ukssob · 10-11-2010, 10:06 AM

im sure they were together PRIOR to him being a billionaire.

unless you are single, THEN become super rich, most guys will stick with what they got

u-Bob · 10-11-2010, 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by FreeHugeMovies

Trust me, she isn't hot to ANYONE!

q f t

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 10-11-2010, 10:07 AM

Were they dating before he got rich as fuck? If so there's your answer. Once you're rich you can't trust a single piece of ass that comes your way. If she was with him and devoted to him prior to the explosion of Facebook, her affection may seem real to him. That's worth more than looks.

If not, maybe he;s satisfied in knowing she isn't your average gold digging skank.

Myself i would just trade in gold digging skanks every week or so. With his money, there's no amount of tequila, cocaine and designer handbags that are gonna run you broke in a week long relationship.

JustDaveXxx · 10-11-2010, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Yngwie

Maybe to him she's hot. We all have different taste and maybe she is a perfect match for him.

Agreed.

Super smoken hot=crazy psycho.

Seen it, lived it, experienced it many times.

10-11-2010, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

im sure they were together PRIOR to him being a billionaire.

unless you are single, THEN become super rich, most guys will stick with what they got

I think bill gates is or was one of the only top billionaires to be amrried to his first wife. ..

Why hasnt this facebook guy got bodyguards or are they outta shot?! billionaire, kidnap target?!

Machete_ · 10-11-2010, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

Were they dating before he got rich as fuck? If so there's your answer. Once you're rich you can't trust a single piece of ass that comes your way.

Don't matter.

He's a billionaire. He needs to bag some top-shelf a-list poon.

trollhunter · 10-11-2010, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Machete_

http://gawker.com/5661004/mark-zucke...friends-dismay

What do you think is in the that bag she is holding?

A) $300,000 cash?

B) 8 dead puppies?

C) Gwyneth Paltrow's head?

Ron2k1 · 10-11-2010, 10:11 AM

He is just a genious marketing dude, by having this kind of girlfriend he will get alot of attention, goodwill and exposure.

People will love the story about his 'down the earth' attitude, his simple clothes, his daily bike rides and this girlfriend.

I think even this typical T-shirt could be a huge commercial hit for nerds and facebook users around the globe

V_RocKs · 10-11-2010, 10:11 AM

Maybe he plans on having 10 kids... Judging from her legs she can bare that kind of productivity.

dyna mo · 10-11-2010, 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Ron2k1

He is just a genious marketing dude,

hardly.

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_Richard_ · 10-11-2010, 10:14 AM

puts out like a dirty whore i bet

good game plan for him

seeric · 10-11-2010, 10:15 AM

if i were that rich i would just rent them by the day. cheaper. and more fun.

tiger · 10-11-2010, 10:18 AM

Maybe she's hot to him or maybe she's a freak in the bedroom. Or maybe there are other things he values over looks. Anyway the hottest girls are usually the most boring in bed.

dicksman42 · 10-11-2010, 10:18 AM

Aside from Donald Trump and a few others, alot of rich people who really LOVE what they do are still the same people they were before they got rich.Their passion has made them rich.
Bill Gates,Sam Walton,Warren Buffett even Oprah

dicksman42 · 10-11-2010, 10:20 AM

After looking at the picture she is pretty fucking hit tho

MaDalton · 10-11-2010, 10:22 AM

someday all you kids will understand that it's not important what others think of you

Rankings · 10-11-2010, 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by trollhunter

What do you think is in the that bag she is holding?

A) $300,000 cash?

B) 8 dead puppies?

C) Gwyneth Paltrow's head?

D)Myspace

trollhunter · 10-11-2010, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by 2bet

D)Myspace

That's pretty f-ing funny!

10-11-2010, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

someday all you kids will understand that it's not important what others think of you

Sid70 · 10-11-2010, 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Machete_

http://gawker.com/5661004/mark-zucke...friends-dismay

Looks like a Russian on the beach in Turkey, disgusting outfit.

Sid70 · 10-11-2010, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

someday all you kids will understand that it's not important what others think of you

Quoted for truth.

Relentless · 10-11-2010, 10:33 AM

As a billionaire he doesn't need a 'hot girlfriend to impress anyone.'
Maybe she is smart.... maybe she is funny. Maybe your pov is irrelevant to him.
Maybe the same is true of many non-billionaires as well.

BestXXXPorn · 10-11-2010, 10:34 AM

My girlfriend just said to me this morning, "You'd think with all that cash he'd be doing better in the pussy department", hahaha

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 10-11-2010, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by 2bet

D)Myspace

E.) #4 Combo. Shrimp fried rice, Almond chicken, Beef & greens, Chow mein, and 2 egg rolls.

dyna mo · 10-11-2010, 10:35 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

someday all you kids will understand that it's not important what others think of you

actually, it is important what others think. credibility, trust, networking, etc.

perception is reality.

WebairGerard · 10-11-2010, 10:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Yngwie

Maybe to him she's hot. We all have different taste and maybe she is a perfect match for him.

exactly

Agent 488 · 10-11-2010, 10:38 AM

Sarah_Jayne · 10-11-2010, 10:40 AM

Love could never be the reason they are together.

The Heron · 10-11-2010, 10:41 AM

You guys forget he's a 'billionaire' on paper only and that valuation changes whenver a fucking analyst decides facebook is worth more or less not even a publicly traded company.

MaDalton · 10-11-2010, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

actually, it is important what others think. credibility, trust, networking, etc.

perception is reality.

yeah, well, but thats not what i meant. i am talking about cars, clothes, watches, houses, jewellery or how a girlfriend looks like.

but i agree with you on the other things

CDSmith · 10-11-2010, 10:45 AM

My respect for this kid actually went up over the fact that he's NOT letting his ego go total "I'm a billionaire I can do what I want" and banging "a-list poon", which is all superficial. Some of you think THIS girl is the gold digging bitch? Try looking at all that "A-list poon", not one of them would come anywhere near you if you didn't have mountains of cash and notoriety. First sign of money getting tight for any reason and the bitches you covet all suddenly vanish. Yes, real meaningful stuff there.

This girl very likely IS what keeps this guy grounded in reality. There are other levels of hotness besides skinny model features and big fake tits.

Agent 488 · 10-11-2010, 10:47 AM

he just isn't corny n1gger rich?

dicksman42 · 10-11-2010, 10:47 AM

I'm pretty sure that sex with her feels just like it does with a super-model type chick and he can sleep with both eyes closed...and wake up in the morning and talk about some shit worth talking about..

dyna mo · 10-11-2010, 10:47 AM

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Originally Posted by The Heron

You guys forget he's a 'billionaire' on paper only and that valuation changes whenver a fucking analyst decides facebook is worth more or less not even a publicly traded company.

i could be wrong but i believe the valuation is based on what others have purchased stock for. ms bought a few hundred million $$$ in stock, as well as others, thus the current valuation. analysts would have a hard time making valuations of privately held entities, books are closed for the most part.

+ fb did ~$1billion in revenue last year, 30-1 valuation is on the high side but well within standard accounting principles.

dyna mo · 10-11-2010, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

yeah, well, but thats not what i meant. i am talking about cars, clothes, watches, houses, jewellery or how a girlfriend looks like.

but i agree with you on the other things

sorry, i misunderstood your comment! thx for clarifying

BestXXXPorn · 10-11-2010, 10:49 AM

Well... there are hot girls who also have a brain and money of their own ;)

SiMpLe · 10-11-2010, 10:58 AM

His girl is hot - This is just a shitty sunday stroll pic of her.

dicksman42 · 10-11-2010, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by BestXXXPorn

Well... there are hot girls who also have a brain and money of their own ;)

That's very true,but that's not what he has so why dump her?

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Altwebdesign Guest Posts: n/a	ego and vanity thats what it comes down too! If i was him i wouldnt have a girlfriend, lets put it this way, hugh hefner would not have shit on me!

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Antonio Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Spartaaaaaaaaa Posts: 14,136	apart from her legs, she is super hot - she just chooses to dress like a weirdo

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zeuse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: + ENGLAND Posts: 499	She shares his taste in footwear. That pic just proves that no matter how much money you have you still look a cunt in flip flops.

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_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Vancouver Posts: 30,985	puts out like a dirty whore i bet good game plan for him

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dicksman42 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 318	Aside from Donald Trump and a few others, alot of rich people who really LOVE what they do are still the same people they were before they got rich.Their passion has made them rich. Bill Gates,Sam Walton,Warren Buffett even Oprah

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dicksman42 Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 318	After looking at the picture she is pretty fucking hit tho

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