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Old 10-22-2010, 12:41 PM   #1
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Any good writers here?

I am looking for someone to write a foreword and some descriptive text to accommodate a comedy book that I am releasing. My English skills are just not good enough and the same can be said of my wittiness so if you think that you got what it takes post your contact details in this thread along with some samples of your work and I will contact you.
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Old 10-22-2010, 12:44 PM   #2
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post some of your jokes.
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Old 10-22-2010, 12:47 PM   #3
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post some of your jokes.
It's not a joke book per se but a collection of user submitted chat transcripts to one of my sites.
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Old 10-22-2010, 12:48 PM   #4
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Old 10-22-2010, 12:50 PM   #5
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I am an award winning writter. Here's a piece that won me $150 in a local writting contest down at the Wal-Mart..

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Old 10-22-2010, 02:00 PM   #6
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post some chat transcripts.
You?re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: whats your bra size
You: Me?
You: 32C
Stranger: sexy
You: Yeah.
You: But I?m a dude.
You: Sooo?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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Old 10-22-2010, 02:02 PM   #7
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Old 10-22-2010, 02:34 PM   #10
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You?re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
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Old 10-22-2010, 02:57 PM   #12
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Old 10-22-2010, 03:12 PM   #13
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you use icq/etc?
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Old 10-22-2010, 04:11 PM   #14
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