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For the third time in 30 months, I'm a Dad (Pics)
Babies are a blast, but I think we've overdone it. She came out a little scary looking like they normally do, but cleaned up quite nicely and left a big mess to boot. One of the doctors and the ceiling got a nice coat of blood splash too. She looked like Dexter at the end of an episode once things were finished.
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congrats on being a dad... again :D
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my wife had a c-section too. doc asked "you want to see this?"....HELL TO THE NO
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Congrats on the new addition
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This was the third c-section. I man'd up this time because she wanted some shots of what was going on.
It wasn't anywhere near as bad as I thought. |
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Everyone plz stop having children, the world is far too overpopulated for your lifesize ego fuel...
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congrats candyflip
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BACON BACON BACON
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congrats man...going for number 2 now ourselves
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Congrats!
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lol
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ouchie... congrats to you and family. Now find a hobby so you don't knock her up again so soon! lol
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grats man
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Congrats, you are very lucky! So enjoy every moment.
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congrats...
i have 0
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Congrats
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3rd time in 30 months(<3yrs)
dude slow down.. ur wife is just pumping out babies.. basically one baby every 10 months.. sheesh
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congrats. seems everyone does c sections these days but are there negative effects for the mother or baby?
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Congrats to you Candyflip..
Well it looks like Spunky is the only one who got a cigar....Laughing!!
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curious, how big does the wife's pussy get after that many babies?
i hooked up with some girl a while back that had a daughter, pussy was soo big i coulda fit my head with room to spare
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I figured my swimmers were too stoned to do the job. Obviously, I've blown the doors off of that myth.
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Congrats
Holy crap, 3 in 30 months?
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It's actually less than that.
My oldest is 28 months old. #2 is 16 months old and the new one arrived today. |
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pls block ur pipe
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nothing quit like seeing your baby's head come out of a vagina
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WoW, all of that blood reminded me of this
http://www.popthatzit.com/2009/03/crazy-boil-explosion/ I like watching that video because I am real sick 3x9=27 you must be real busy and hitting the eggs just right every time.. congratulations I want a son and daughter so fkn bad ![]() I really loved my exes kids and miss them terrible Oh well |
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Now with more Jayne
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It was fun following it all on FB
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We didn't plan to be delayed and our phones both died, so I didn't get to keep things updated in real time like I planned.
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Now with more Jayne
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Now with more Jayne
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My sister had her first baby in February (second due in May...rivaling you) and she was on Facebook right up to the nitty gritty of the delivery. The entries are full of me and all our female cousins telling her to put down the phone and take the drugs.
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Congratulations candyflip
![]() It is healthier for the baby to be born "au natural", but with a history of complications c-sections are safer, obviously.
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gross pics
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congrats man keep up the good work!
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I have 1 and thats enough for me.
Congrats though.
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Congrats, 3 babies is a hell of a handful, good luck with all that.
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Congrats candyflip...my son was a C-section as well. I couldn't watch it so they put a curtain up for me while I was in the roon to spare me the gory part.
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Congrats Candyflip.
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What compels you to keep on having kids... pure instinct??
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so what's the girl/boy count now?
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Congrats. My BF is a doctor and he says its really common for the dad to pass out. They always have the dad sit in a chair.
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congratzz no way im looking at that.
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you should do more auto fellatio ....
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your house is going to be like a Zoo in a couple years!
Congrats man!! ![]()
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Now with more Jayne
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Nevermind the house now...the tuition bills..
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That's what I was thinking.
We have friends that have two or three kids and I can't figure out how they do it. We have one kid, and at age ten she keeps us running from the moment we get up to the moment we go to bed. Our best friends have two kids, and they never see each other - son is in soccer and daughter is in cheer, so every day they have practice at different locations and every weekend sporting events at different schools. Congrats though!
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What you mentioned I hope will be somewhat lessened by the fact that the three of them were born right on top of each other and can do stuff like that, at a younger age at least, together. That said, we both work at home which is another can of worms. We could probably use some time in other directions. ![]() |
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