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Old 10-24-2010, 02:38 PM   #1
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Old 10-24-2010, 02:44 PM   #2
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she must be ready to pop since shes been pregnant from her husband for 12 months now since he left!
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Old 10-24-2010, 05:26 PM   #4
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she must be ready to pop since shes been pregnant from her husband for 12 months now since he left!
lolz, surprise for dad.
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Old 10-24-2010, 05:39 PM   #5
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Old 10-24-2010, 05:45 PM   #6
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Old 10-24-2010, 06:24 PM   #7
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Old 10-24-2010, 06:28 PM   #8
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Old 10-24-2010, 06:40 PM   #9
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Nah it's from the kid.
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Old 10-24-2010, 07:49 PM   #10
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Hehehe good "quick" catch
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Old 10-24-2010, 09:46 PM   #12
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Old 10-24-2010, 10:23 PM   #13
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she must be ready to pop since shes been pregnant from her husband for 12 months now since he left!
Well Obama did warn of "difficult days ahead", like the inevitable day when she'll catch a beating.

Soldier: "We had another baby? Why is it black?"
Wife: "I had a bun in my oven for 12+ months and it got burnt. Yea I know, 'nice try, bitch'...just beat me and get it overwith."
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Old 10-25-2010, 06:35 AM   #14
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Well Obama did warn of "difficult days ahead", like the inevitable day when she'll catch a beating.

Soldier: "We had another baby? Why is it black?"
Wife: "I had a bun in my oven for 12+ months and it got burnt. Yea I know, 'nice try, bitch'...just beat me and get it overwith."

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Old 10-25-2010, 06:42 AM   #15
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Well Obama did warn of "difficult days ahead", like the inevitable day when she'll catch a beating.

Soldier: "We had another baby? Why is it black?"
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Old 10-25-2010, 06:44 AM   #16
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Old 10-25-2010, 07:01 AM   #17
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Bitch is probably a Sarah Palin supporter that doesn't know how many months in a year.
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Old 10-25-2010, 01:38 PM   #18
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Old 10-25-2010, 01:51 PM   #21
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don't they get leave?
Not on 12month patches I wouldnt have thought, or they wouldnt have said "a son welcomes home his dad from a 12month tour in iraq".

Maybe she dropped in on him? She better think of something quick
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I have to agree with Richard on this one. He was probably back on leave and impregnated her then.
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I have to agree with Richard on this one. He was probably back on leave and impregnated her then.
They definitely have leave in a 12 mo tour... and really what better way to knock your wife up; see ya in 9 months, I've gotta leave the country, duty calls!

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Or they could be separated and they have a child together that looks a atleast 3-4 years old and they are still on good terms even tho she is in another relationship?:P

but living in the ft hood area this is pretty common :P
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probably happens a lot
Actually know of someone (friend of a friend) who found out the day he got back. He kicked her out of the house & called off the wedding, then reported back to his commanding officer and begged to be on the next plane. Never heard what happened from there, but I'd probably have done the exact same.
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We have had a family member both in Iraq and Afghanistan, and they have gotten a short leave(10 days or so) during deployment. Not sure if that is standard or if officers have special arrangements
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There used to be a saying. "You know how many tours of duty a man has been on by the number of children he has." Meaning service men tend to knock up the girlfriend or wife (or both) to keep her honest. But it doesnt always work.
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