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Old 10-25-2010, 03:00 PM   #51
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Jesus, well said, I liked how you put that
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Old 10-25-2010, 03:48 PM   #52
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You have to make her think you don't care about her. Not be mean or anything like that. Just make her think you really don't give a fuck whether or not she wants to be with you. This is more for American women because they are the most fucked up in the entire universe.

If you want to be happy begin to date South American women because they tend to not be nearly as demented.

Also, put yourself in social situations where she sees other women take notice of you. Good looking drama queens LOVE to compete for men.

Obsessing over an American woman will make her RUN!!!!!!! And whatever you do NEVER tell her she is "beautiful".
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Old 10-25-2010, 04:34 PM   #53
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Old 10-25-2010, 05:28 PM   #54
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Try sleep programming and get another womanYou will use your spirit (dream) to find her
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Old 10-25-2010, 05:38 PM   #55
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Act like she is dead. NEVER call her for any reason. Stop hanging out with mutual friends or places. Get rid of all tangible things in your flat/house that connects you both together ie., pictures to bedsheets.

Now pay attention because Daddy Jesus is going to give you valuable advice about women and how to keep the good ones.

Being in my early 40's I've had a lot great women (far more then I deserved) in my life and probably the only one on this board (or few) that actually had to sign a prenuptial when I got married. In short, I married into money.

The formula:

1.NEVER, cry or complain. Be a man and that complaining shit is for pussies. It's hard, most can't do it but NEVER complain about anyone or anything in front of her. In Short, say nothing if being negative is the only alternative.

2. NEVER, be a lazy fat fucking webmaster. If you work out of the house always shower and dress if you were going to work. If she has to leave for her job you've been branded the house bitch, deal with it. In short, I cook dinner everyday or make arrangements for dinner. Also, all mechanical maintenance, trash, yard, etc. are done/arranged instantly when needed. In short, my wife has never filled her tank, changed the oil, or washed her car in the last 3 years.

3. 4-5 days before her period you fuck her like a crazed bunny rabbit, then turn on the affection for next 3 days and then stay out of her way for the rest. Rinse repeat.

Finally, always keep yourself in shape or make a visible effort. The key to keeping a good relationship is having them convinced you don't need them to be happy in life even if it's almost an absurd illusion. Women always want what they can't have and for damn sure don't want another to have whats theirs.
JC gives good advice!
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Old 10-25-2010, 05:44 PM   #56
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I was obsessed with a woman once. Then I turned away from the mirror.
Lol love it!!
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Old 10-25-2010, 05:46 PM   #57
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it won't end until you kill her.
it won't end until you kill her.
it won't end until you kill her.
it won't end until you kill her.
it won't end until you kill her.
it won't end until you kill her.
it won't end until you kill her.
it won't end until you kill her.
it won't end until you kill her.



hahahahahah!! BEST laugh I have had in days
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Old 10-25-2010, 05:53 PM   #58
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Old 10-25-2010, 06:09 PM   #59
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Keep asking yourself: if she doesn't want YOU, why do you still want HER?
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Old 10-25-2010, 06:11 PM   #60
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I was obsessed with a woman once. Then I turned away from the mirror.
I can't fault you for that!

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Was it her Kirk Douglas chin that made you obsess?
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Old 10-25-2010, 06:14 PM   #61
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Old 10-25-2010, 06:18 PM   #62
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is this someone you were in a real relationship with or someone you were chasing after? If the latter, most likely you have built her up into someone she totally isn't. in your mind being with her, everything will be perfect, you will finally be happy or something similar but thats not realty.
Also if it's the latter - ask her out, otherwise the obsession will only grow - she'll either say yes or no and you can be on your way.

It's not easy but there is nothing to lose. Good Luck
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Old 10-25-2010, 06:22 PM   #63
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Old 10-25-2010, 06:26 PM   #64
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Keep asking yourself: if she doesn't want YOU, why do you still want HER?
very true. some guys get over involved with a girl who rejects them simply because she rejects them and until she stops rejecting him, he will only want her more because he needs to prove to himself that he is good enough to get her (or something like that). 9 times out of 10 the girl isn't even worth the work put into it. its just a validation thing.
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Old 10-25-2010, 06:40 PM   #65
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this thread is full of WINNERS
Yea girls never talk bad about men

Girls are snakes, especially among eachother.

But I still love 'em
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Old 10-25-2010, 07:30 PM   #66
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I'm crazy about my ex and i'm always there for her...she says i'm still hers and she's in love with me while she's dating someone else . I'm always there to fix her mistakes but I'm getting tired of it.
wtf man? have some self respect... Jesus...
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Old 10-25-2010, 09:04 PM   #67
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Old 10-25-2010, 09:05 PM   #68
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Old 10-28-2010, 10:59 AM   #70
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I'm crazy about my ex and i'm always there for her...she says i'm still hers and she's in love with me while she's dating someone else . I'm always there to fix her mistakes but I'm getting tired of it.
For the rest of your life, you will always know that you missed out that one unique chance for profound happiness. You will have other relationships, but there will forever be a small hole in your heart, exactly the size of the relationship you lost but should have had.

She was the only person who could have made you happy, now some other asshole is balls deep in her vag.


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Old 10-28-2010, 12:38 PM   #71
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god dammit.
It is. First, you're lucky to live for a few decades. Second, you're lucky to have met such special women along the years.

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And whatever you do NEVER tell her she is "beautiful".
Grow up

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Old 10-28-2010, 01:34 PM   #72
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You havent shown her you want her enough, you need to convince her. Start sleeping in her yard, text 'if I cant have you nobody will' 50 times a day to her, and spray paint her name on the side of your car. She is your soulmate, it is meant to be.
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