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will76 · 01-05-2010, 02:50 PM

Here is everything on me....

I've never been arrested, worst i've had is a speeding ticket. I don't do drugs, only drink socially which isn't very often. Don't have any addictions.... No STDS, Married 1 time, and still married. No kids muchless illegitimate kids. Haven't gone out of business,or bankrupt, or scewed lots of people over, (or anyone for that matter) etc... I haven't been late on a bill in 10 years...

Am I cool too. I know that is kind of boring but I really want to be cool and everyone to think I am cool. Should I go snort some coke to help my coolness go up? I don't have any tats or piercings either, should I shoot myself for being so boring ?

btw I've never cheated on my wife either...

criticaldotnet · 01-05-2010, 02:52 PM

maybe? but that just make a mess.

jk

Sly · 01-05-2010, 02:58 PM

You seem insecure.

Press Release Pro · 01-05-2010, 02:58 PM

Great for you!

Thanks for the zango referral a few years ago, I made bank on it

Kudos for that

Jarmusch · 01-05-2010, 02:59 PM

Found your pic

No need to do coke, just getting rid of the bowtie and getting contacts will be a huge improvement

TampaToker · 01-05-2010, 03:01 PM

Will is one of the good guys in the biz

chupachups · 01-05-2010, 03:03 PM

Do you play world of warcraft?

will76 · 01-05-2010, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by chupachups

Do you play world of warcraft?

no......

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Originally Posted by Sly

You seem insecure.

yes, but mainly because of my small penis.

SmokeyTheBear · 01-05-2010, 03:36 PM

sorry what did you say i fell asleep

Amputate Your Head · 01-05-2010, 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

Here is everything on me....

I've never been arrested, worst i've had is a speeding ticket. I don't do drugs, only drink socially which isn't very often. Don't have any addictions.... No STDS, Married 1 time, and still married. No kids muchless illegitimate kids. Haven't gone out of business,or bankrupt, or scewed lots of people over, (or anyone for that matter) etc... I haven't been late on a bill in 10 years...

Am I cool too. I know that is kind of boring but I really want to be cool and everyone to think I am cool. Should I go snort some coke to help my coolness go up? I don't have any tats or piercings either, should I shoot myself for being so boring ?

btw I've never cheated on my wife either...

Just let it go dude. No one cares what you do. Bringing it to the forefront only puts up a target for people to take shots at, whether today or 8 months from now. Is that what you want?

This road has already been paved in misery, by me. Do you really want to repeat that?

Just do what you do, and leave it at that.

will76 · 01-05-2010, 03:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Just let it go dude. No one cares what you do. Bringing it to the forefront only puts up a target for people to take shots at, whether today or 8 months from now. Is that what you want?

This road has already been paved in misery, by me. Do you really want to repeat that?

Just do what you do, and leave it at that.

so how do I become cool ? help me.

Amputate Your Head · 01-05-2010, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by will76

so how do I become cool ? help me.

Step #1: Stop posting shit like this.

Step #2: Stop asking how to "become cool".

BradM · 01-05-2010, 04:00 PM

You seem insecure and petty.

Agent 488 · 01-05-2010, 04:02 PM

thus why your life revolves around being internet police.

lazycash · 01-05-2010, 04:12 PM

If you want to change that, just take a drive through southern Georgia. You'll most likely get arrested and setup so you'll have to spend some jail time. While in jail your wife will leave you and you'll experience gay sex. When you get out you'll have to file bankruptcy and you'll start doing drugs and drinking heavily to cope with the stress. So really you are just a short drive from everything changing.

_Richard_ · 01-05-2010, 04:13 PM

can't even spell marriage right ;)

will76 · 01-05-2010, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Agent 488

thus why your life revolves around being internet police.

you right being the internet police is definitely not cool. I should be an internet thug, internet bad guy... now they are cool.

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Step #1: Stop posting shit like this.

Step #2: Stop asking how to "become cool".

thats like a rock and hard place. I can't win.

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Originally Posted by BradM

You seem insecure and petty.

damn at first I though you said I was pretty

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Originally Posted by _Richard_

can't even spell marriage right ;)

is being a bad speller cool or no? actually i ran out of characters in the title.

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Originally Posted by lazycash

If you want to change that, just take a drive through southern Georgia. You'll most likely get arrested and setup so you'll have to spend some jail time. While in jail your wife will leave you and you'll experience gay sex. When you get out you'll have to file bankruptcy and you'll start doing drugs and drinking heavily to cope with the stress. So really you are just a short drive from everything changing.

did that happen to someone here

will76 · 01-05-2010, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by BradM

You seem insecure and petty.

So what do you think I should do, take pictures of my muscles and put them online? Maybe take some of your pills to make my penis bigger. maybe that will make me feel more secure ;)

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 01-05-2010, 05:03 PM

There are books on the subject too:

Or you could just sell-out your business to AFF...I hear that all the cool kids do that!

ADG

will76 · 10-29-2010, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

If you want to change that, just take a drive through southern Georgia. You'll most likely get arrested and setup so you'll have to spend some jail time. While in jail your wife will leave you and you'll experience gay sex. When you get out you'll have to file bankruptcy and you'll start doing drugs and drinking heavily to cope with the stress. So really you are just a short drive from everything changing.

im going to stay the fuck out of southern georgia now

KillerK · 10-29-2010, 01:09 AM

You sound like a Liar.

papill0n · 10-29-2010, 01:10 AM

you probably are a bit uptight man but its all good right

RogerV · 10-29-2010, 01:11 AM

Just be yourself and fuck what people think...

like the song,I'm doin me

wild johnny · 10-29-2010, 05:23 AM

Don't try to be cool, just be cool.

I give you positive rep

( You will have to cut and paste it in ).

Grapesoda · 10-29-2010, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by will76

so how do I become cool ? help me.

you'd have to have someone like baddog groom you if you want to be a bro... very very very difficult and you'll def need help

Grapesoda · 10-29-2010, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by will76

im going to stay the fuck out of southern georgia now

is this what happened to stickyfingers????

CaptainHowdy · 10-29-2010, 06:09 AM

Just passing by...

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 10-29-2010, 06:13 AM

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Originally Posted by will76

im going to stay the fuck out of southern georgia now

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Originally Posted by papill0n

you probably are a bit uptight man but its all good right

Quote:

Originally Posted by RogerV

Just be yourself and fuck what people think...

like the song,I'm doin me

Quote:

Originally Posted by wild johnny

Don't try to be cool, just be cool.

I give you positive rep

( You will have to cut and paste it in ).

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Originally Posted by bm bradley

you'd have to have someone like baddog groom you if you want to be a bro... very very very difficult and you'll def need help

Wow! Can't believe I had to pull my Blues Magoos card - prolly only Baddog will get this reference...

ADG

Bryan G · 10-29-2010, 06:36 AM

selena · 10-29-2010, 06:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wild johnny

Don't try to be cool, just be cool.

I give you positive rep

( You will have to cut and paste it in ).

Cyber Fucker · 10-29-2010, 06:50 AM

who cares...

pimpware · 10-29-2010, 09:00 AM

webairalex · 10-29-2010, 09:12 AM

I think what you are after is eluding you because it isn't something that comes from the outside world. This feeling, this notion has come from within. Its a state of mind, a belief in yourself. No one is ever going to make you feel a certain way, you are in control aren't you?

will76 · 10-29-2010, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by bm bradley

you'd have to have someone like baddog groom you if you want to be a bro... very very very difficult and you'll def need help

so grow a beard and get a Harley and I should be set then

Machete_ · 10-29-2010, 09:31 AM

grumpy · 10-29-2010, 09:32 AM

who gives a fuck.
You think you are so important that you have to do a press release???
Modesty is your friend

Tempest · 10-29-2010, 01:17 PM

I can't believe he bumped his own thread from like 10 months ago.. How self absorbed do you have to be to do that... Good lord.

Robocrop · 10-29-2010, 01:22 PM

Aahhaahhaahhahahahhahahh priceless!!!

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