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Old 10-29-2010, 08:37 AM   #1
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Fucked up search engine queries - list yours here!

This is from a site I did as a joke several years ago to learn Markov chains... it's a blog filled with pure gibberish. It gets some pretty fucked up referrals from Google:

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Old 10-29-2010, 08:48 AM   #2
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Old 10-29-2010, 05:35 PM   #3
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Old 10-29-2010, 05:58 PM   #4
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Here is one I saw the other day:

what do you call a person who doesnt have all his or her fingers on one hand
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Old 10-29-2010, 06:10 PM   #5
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Here is one I saw the other day:

what do you call a person who doesnt have all his or her fingers on one hand
I don't know why but that fucking made me laugh.
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Old 10-29-2010, 06:14 PM   #6
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I don't know why but that fucking made me laugh.
hehe it makes you wonder what the hell is going through that person's mind...trying to be politically correct?
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